“I only say those things about you because you’re a terrible, cynical, disingenuous news organization.” – Jon Stewart about FOX News (But it works for NT as well, I could argue.) Hello Blogiteers! When I last left you, I was at my therapist’s, but he cut our session short after I started recounting those dreams…
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“Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism.” – Hunter S. Thompson “Seriously Dude? Amy Silverman’s sole creative writing talent is her resume.” – Anonymous New Times Reporter [Said to yours truly over an awesome Russian dinner.] Hello Blogiteers! Before we begin, a few simple messages left recently…
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“I don’t want to be interesting. I want to be good.” – Ludwig Mies van der Rohe “The essence of cool is not giving a fuck.”- Anthony Bourdain Hello Blogiteers! Welcome back to the final slice in my pie of snark. But before we serve up our last course…. despite the tone of our last…
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“Believe it or not, I can actually draw.”- attributed to Michelangelo. Hello Blogiteers! We’re taking a small detour from PT. 3 to bring you the following- UPDATE!!!!!! Due partially to my shameless plea to “viral” PT 2 of this blog among my friends, I received astounding E-mail feedback regarding my anti media rant which focused…
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  “The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing. Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.”- Oscar Wilde Hello Blogiteers! So glad you came back.Where were we? Ah yes. (In booming 1930’s type announcer voice) “When we last left him, our creative hero had safely…
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  “Bad art is a great deal worse than no art at all.” – Oscar Wilde  “Art is like sex- most of it is pretty bad, and the really good stuff is out of your price range.”- Anonymous  Hello Blogiteers! I need to do a favor for a friend first: SF? Take your drama and…
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Originally published in 2008 on (remember this?) MySpace, from here on in, it will be all new content. I just really like these two. ———————————————————————————————————- “It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times? You stupid monkey!” -Montgomery Burns to a Dickensesque writing monkey. Hello Loyal Blogiteers! I have been one busy…
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