“Writing is like sex. First you do it for love, then you do it for your friends, and then you do it for money.”- Virginia Woolf “All I need is a sheet of paper and something to write with, and then I can turn the world upside down.” – Friedrich Nietzsche “When asked, “How do…
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Diabetes is a lousy, lousy disease.”- Elaine Stritch Hello Blogiteers! Do you hear that? Those are the forceful, yet calming, Winds of Change. Granted, they’re a bit tardy in getting here, but it’s nice to see them eventually show up, nonetheless. With all that’s happening in the PAS, I’m hoping they hangout a while, and…
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“It’s now very common to hear people say, “I’m rather offended by that.” As if that gives them certain rights. It’s actually nothing more… than a whine. “I find that offensive.” It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. ‘”I am offended by that.” Well,…
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“To use for our exclusive benefit what is not ours is theft.” – Jose Marti Hello Blogiteers! May I have the envelope please? And the first winner of SMoCA’s 2014 Good N’ Plenty grant is… Mimi Jardine for her project “Mobile Remittance Unit”! This project as you all surely recall, is “a faux government office…
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“I am as I’ve said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary” – Billy Joel Hello Blogiteers! Isn’t today just an absolutely wonderful day? The birds are singing, the sun is shining, puffy clouds drift lazily in the sky, and in a very short while, “Sleepy Hollow”, “Agents of Shield”…
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“You only live twice: once when you’re born, and once when you look death in the face.” – Ian Fleming, You Only Live Twice. Hello Blogiteers! Welcome back to the Snarklands.When last together, I had just started to expound upon my near-death experience back in June of 2009, after engaging in a one-sided battle of…
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“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.” ― Isaac Asimov Hello Blogiteers! I’ll admit it. I have a serious problem. Recently, I find myself trapped between a rock and a T-Rex in regards to my writing, and it’s starting to become an irritant of epic proportions. It’s well known that I…
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“One man’s pornography is another man’s theology.”- Clive Barker Hello Blogiteers! Greetings and best wishes to you in this, the third month of the sparkling New Year of 2014. I’ve been assured repeatedly by the hourglass wielding baby that it’s not going to suck nearly as bad as 2013 did, but since he was obviously…
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WARNING: The following blog contains images of nudity, including an unclothed image of this here Artbitch, so all you people who are easily freaked out or otherwise sensitive to such things should stop reading this right now, and perhaps go have a nice relaxing cup of tea, or maybe even cocoa. However, if you aren’t…
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