Business is a combination of war and sport.”- Andre Maurois Hello Blogiteers! You are looking at one very tired Artbitch. Over the past few weeks, I’ve been working on new photography and paintings, contributing to this blog, as well as organizing my past ones for a possibly collaborative book project. I need more hours in…
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“Sometimes, to pursue a new idea, the artist must forfeit his deposit on an old idea.” – Robert Brault Hello Blogiteers! Is it chilly in here? Sorry, my bad- it’s just the candy-assed giving me their version of the cold shoulder. Brrrr, that is brisk… I’m glad that I brought my Hello Kitty Mittens with…
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“I’m just passing through on my way to somewhere else, and there’s nothing you can do but wait for me to leave. But when you fight me, you up the ante, you make me think that, yes, you can handle an even greater degree of fuckery from me.” – from Greendale: The Graphic Novel Hello…
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“You won’t regret the men you never killed, but you will regret the women you passed up.” – Bernard Cornwell  Hello Blogiteers! Good morning! You’re just in time for some breakfast. Now for those of you just straggling in from a late night, here is a recap of the past 24 hours: I was showing…
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“When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky.  A woman already knows.” – Frederike Ryder Hello Blogiteers! When we last chatted, I had just suavely introduced myself to a very attractive collector of Artists and their Art, while a faux Jim Morrison was being set up to…
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“I’m not bitter, I’m better.” – Nikki Sixx: from his kick-ass book, “This is Gonna Hurt.”  “You’re dead, Motherf****r. Dead. You’ll never see it coming. I will find you. Count on it.” – Anonymous threat sent to me over two months ago. (I’m still waiting…..) Hello Blogiteers! From the quotes above, you probably have guessed…
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“Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive.”  ~Thomas C. Haliburton Hello Blogiteers! When last we met, I had just revealed the terrifying and yet delightfully simple online screen name of my craven and anonymous NOFS (AKA: Number One Fan/Stalker, AKA: Tomato) Thus begins PT.2 of a simple little blog about…
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“An Enemy visible is an Enemy vulnerable.” – Anonymous Hello Blogiteers! I really enjoy writing this blog- I really do. Possibly even more than you enjoy reading it. Sure, from time to time I may suffer some minimal fallout from something I’ve written, but it’s a small price to pay for being able to speak…
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“That phrase of yours, [Armed to the teeth with truth] should be on a T-shirt.“– Peter Petrisko Hello Blogiteers! It feels like forever since we sat down and really talked, doesn’t it? In my defense however- I have been crazy busy, I swear. But before I issue yet another literary bitch-slap upside Claire Lawton’s perfectly…
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