“Popularity is the one insult I have never suffered.”- Oscar Wilde Hello Blogiteers! OK, I get it- I really do. Some  of you out there hate me. Really, really hate me. And not just the ordinary kind of hate either.This is the kind of hate reserved for circus clowns. I acknowledge, understand, and to a…
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“To send light into the darkness of men’s hearts – such is the duty of the artist.”  ~Schumann Hello Blogiteers! It is a great day in my artistic neighborhood, even if you don’t want to be my neighbor- and I will tell you why. Is it because I received the “KISS Kompendium” a hardcover bound…
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Hello Blogiteers! While I am working on my newest Anti New Times Blog, I decided to repost some of my past writings that some of you newer blogiteers may not be familiar with. And while at first glance this may seem an obvious effort to buy time while I write some new material, it is…
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 “ “The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.” – Anonymous Hello Blogiteers! As you can see from the quote above, I am currently standing in the shallow end of the gene pool. Thank god for my hip waders, is all that I can say. In my last blog I answered a…
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“Rather fail with Honor, than succeed by fraud.” – Sophocles Hello Blogiteers! It is truly a wonderful day in the neighborhood, let me tell you. The birds are singing, the sun is shining, and the last blog I wrote posted some awesome numbers in the view department. But that’s not why I am wearing this…
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  “Wait! I just had a great idea! Hey Claire, let’s do a “Why Your New Times Blog Reader Who’s Too Chicken to Put His/Her Name on His/Her Blog Comment Hates You.” I see we have some candidates here….”- NT Managing Editor Amy Silverman’s website response to several readers’ valid criticism. “Ms. Silverman, this is…
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“Seriously- Amy Silverman’s sole creative writing talent is her resume.”- Anonymous New Times Staffer, said to yours truly over an awesome Russian dinner. In 1930’s Announcer’s Voice: “When we last left him, our determined artist had just arrived at the location of his date with Destiny, also known as the offices of the PHX New…
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“I only say those things about you because you’re a terrible, cynical, disingenuous news organization.” – Jon Stewart about FOX News (But it works for NT as well, I could argue.) Hello Blogiteers! When I last left you, I was at my therapist’s, but he cut our session short after I started recounting those dreams…
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“Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism.” – Hunter S. Thompson “Seriously Dude? Amy Silverman’s sole creative writing talent is her resume.” – Anonymous New Times Reporter [Said to yours truly over an awesome Russian dinner.] Hello Blogiteers! Before we begin, a few simple messages left recently…
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