“This is a song about a whale… NO!!!! This is a song about being happy.” – Your old pal, Stinky WhizzleteatsHello Blogiteers! Isn’t it just an absolutely glorious day?The birds are singing, the sun is shining less intently, and the clouds are all puffy and floating in that vast blue sexiness that we like to…
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“I take things like honor and loyalty seriously. It’s more important to me than any materialistic thing or any fame I could have.” – Lloyd BanksHello Blogi…oh, the hell with my standard cheery greeting, I’m just not feeling it.Not today, anyway. Granted, I am truly heartened by how many kudos my last blog received concerning…
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“Censorship is to art as lynching is to justice.”- Henry Louis Gate Hello Blogiteers! Gah, I say. Gah. Just when I relax and get to thinking think that everything seems to be making progress within the PAS (Phoenix Art Scene), Reality comes back and greases the escalator that goes up. I swear on all that’s holy,…
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“What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist.” – Salman Rushdie Hello Blogiteers! The sun is blazing, the puffy clouds are not in attendance, and it’s still possible to bake cookies on the dashboard of your car. Speaking of which… Honda Oatmeal Raisin, anyone? Yummy. Now if I could…
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“Those who lack the courage will always find a philosophy to justify it.”- Albert Camus Hello Blogiteers! And how are you? I am, as the kids like to say, all shades of super nifty. Granted, the Sun is blazing, the asphalt is melting, all the clouds have fled up North, and it’s a balmy 200…
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“Look. Art knows no prejudice, art knows no boundaries, art doesn’t really have judgment in it’s purest form. So just go, just go.” – K.D. Lang Hello Blogiteers! Today’s blog is all about personal hypocrisy, asinine rashness, and the consequences of what happens when you let your inherent narcissism get out of hand. Yes, my…
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“Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.”- Brendan Behan Hello Blogiteers! I am ready to rumble, so to start off this newest of rants, I’ll open up with my standard definition of an Art Critic as: a…
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“ My back is not a voicemail… say it to my face.” – Anonymous Hello Blogiteers! I am one very tired Artbitch lately. Between creating new works for my upcoming show in March, dealing with my Mother’s cancer diagnosis, and being the social gadfly that I am, my candle is almost completely burnt down to…
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“Talent is God given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful.” – John Wooden Hello Blogiteers! Today’s blog is about Ego, and how too much of it can be a bad thing, especially when you let it win out over common sense and possible career opportunities. As regular readers are…
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