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Month: August 2023

Seay What? Pt. 4 (The Rainbow Deflection)

“Well, while you were in the bathroom, I sat down at this picnic table here in Bumblefug, Kentucky, and noticed that someone had carved that GOD HATES FAG, which, aside from being a grammatical nightmare, is absolutely ridiculous. So I’m changing it to ‘God Hates Baguettes.’ It’s tough to disagree with that. Everybody hates baguettes.” – John Green, An Abundance of Katherines“

Greetings, Bitchiteers!

What an age we are currently living in. We can travel the world and access the wisdom of all that is known via our modern-day technology, and yet, we still find ourselves suffering the societal scourge if consistently vexing fools who view the purposeful acquirement of verified knowledge, as being nothing less than akin to Superman accidentally donning a Kryptonite-laced. prophylactic.

Such a state of affairs is nothing new of course, as America was literally founded on the principle of its citizenry openly possessing the singular freedom to be an inexcusably proud jackass if they so desired to be, but as of late, it seems that some people see it less as a right, and more of a challenge to see who can qualify as being just the absolute worst.

If I were challenged to present to you all one of the quintessential walking examples of wasting perfectly good oxygen and internal organs on a hatefully sanctimonious shrew, I would remind you of the previously written about Debbie Nowicki Harshbarger, for whom the term “histrionic harpy” was specifically coined.

I say this not because she’s a stunningly spiteful Neocon, although that is part of it, but because Harshbarger is so damn proud of apparently being perceived as such. And as is common with such people, the proof is inadvertently provided by themselves:

To be forthcoming, I’m not entirely sure what unfortunate event happened to Harshbarger as a child that turned her into the type of person that both Jesus and Satan would deliberately avoid when out and about in public, but I’m sure that it wasn’t half as malicious in its original intent, as the cultural carnage that she so willfully endorses towards those strangers whose lifestyle choices and personal decisions, affect her not one bit.

In other words, she’s your stereotypical modern-day craven Conservative, hell-bent (if not Hell-bound) on purposely making the world a far worse place for no other reason than the fact that they’re fearfully uninformed cowards. However, despite the fact that she ostensibly cosplays as if she were a malevolent Jenny Appleseed, preeminently spreading the spores of hate, lies, and paranoia to harm the undeserving, she’s not the only one out there within the cravenly shadow lands of the Web dedicatedly doing so.

Take for instance, these examples, screen grabbed from the page of one of Hershberger’s equally intellectually-bereft FB friends Nikki Miller, wherein she claims that which is dually not true and debatably insane, to boot:
This warning, that the Democratic party is a threat to Americans, given to you all, by a member of the personality cult that not only attempted to overthrow American democracy on January Sixth 2020, but I’m sorry Nikki, you were displaying some hive-mind ignorance in public, and I would so hate to get in the way of that:

Sigh… welcome to the new reality, boys and girls.  A reality that if you read my stuff with any sense of regularity, is proven to be dysfunctional beyond all reproach. The Conservative crooners may find themselves replaced, the tempo itself may be rearranged, and the backing band may not have any original members left, but the ideological song remains the fucking same, nevertheless.

Hateful, Divisive. Ignorant. Self-righteous. Outdated. Far past its prime. And yet, supremely overconfident in its faith that they alone, know the best way to guide America to ever continuing prominence. You know, by hating everything and everyone within its borders that doesn’t fit its detestable narrative? But these two twits are not the reason for today’s screed, not by a long shot.

They’re simply the 3rd rate warm-up act for the real star of the show, one Jeffrey Seay of Bentonville AR, whom I’ve been dutifully dissecting in literary form over the course of three previous story-arcs. Seay, whose opinions on topics ranging from American politics to Gay Civil Rights, can only be best described as “truly unique”, has some issues dealing with the reality of things and if I may be so bold, some of them rather disturbing.
If anyone out there can translate this what-the-fuckery into understandably coherent English, I’d really appreciate it. Now, I have no idea how the subject of abortion ties in to how a hamburger chain approaches expanding its market share, but the AI component that Seay is babbling about here, is actually a fact, something that Seay using Google could have discovered in….
… 0.24 seconds. Or as us actually functioning humans like to put it; NO FUCKING TIME AT ALL.

Sad to say however, this inanity isn’t as dumb or even as vile that Seay can get, which is a sad veracity that I will hopefully prove to you all, as we walk collectively down what I hope will be the final path that we will ever have to share with him ever again. In order to do this, I’ll be addressing two last brain-addled obsessions of Seay’s, that being his over-the-top hatred towards Alcohol, and his far more troubling loathing of the LGBTQ Community in general.

Given these specific personality triggers, I’d sarcastically surmise that perhaps Seay at some point in his thus far unremarkable life, got way too inebriated and in doing so, discovered an inner truth that to this day, he’s far too uptight to accept, but that’s just my opinion, based on nothing but the obvious tells.

I’m clearly kidding of course, because given his homo and trans-phobic tendencies, I’m sure Seay’s sexual charisma to the sensibilities of the rainbow brigade, is just as alluring to the one that straight women utilize. And as we’ll come to discover, Seay’s aversion to the consumption of alcohol, albeit casual or problematic, may be one of the biggest factors in his disproportionate hatred of all that isn’t straight.

Such a hateful attitude does make sense actually, for if the only way that I’d ever be invited into a threesome would involve my having to soak both of my hands in Jack Daniel’s in order to gain the semi-willing consent of me soon to be sexual partners, I’d probably be bitter as all heck, too.  Wait a minute… did I say “bitter”? I meant to say “batshit crazy”. My bad. Won’t happen again. Well, at least not on my end, anyway:
So now it’s “Satan” who’s solely responsible for rigging the election process, and not the Democrats, the Deep State, or George Soros? For fuck’s sake, I didn’t attend all those planning meetings, just so that the Prince of Lies could swoop in at the very last minute, and steal the due credit from those of us who actually put in the long hours and did all the heavy lifting.

Maybe instead of playing politics Luci, you should work on getting Iron Maiden back into evil shape. Just a suggestion. Nevertheless, Seay is just getting warmed up regarding his alcoholic asininity, squarely placing blame for the societal menace of drunk driving, on the unlikeliest of sources:

First, it’s not a “well-known fact”, nor is it even a fact at all to begin with. When it comes to needing the truth of a matter or even the barest semblance of such relating to it, Seay is not the person I’d openly recommend to be its finest sage. Here’s the thing: I for one, do take the issue of drunk driving very seriously, as I once knew two people who were killed by a scumbag doing just that. And even with them in my occasional remembrances, I still think that Seat’s take on applied punitive justice is completely insane.

I hate to break this to you Jeffrey, but America isn’t a dictatorship yet, despite the best efforts of your fellow GQP sheep, and therefore your current “demands” for mass arrest and subsequent illegally conscripted incarceration, will, like all of the others that your mental illness has blathered out over the years, remain unanswered.

And in case you forgot, the Bible has not a fucking thing to do with the Constitution, for as thew first line in the First Amendment CLEARLY states; “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof”, so feel free to go pound sand, you absolute dumbass.

However, it’s your call for applying the finality of death penalty to a transgression that doesn’t merit it, that just proves to me that as far as sanity goes, you and it, haven’t communicated in quite some time, and maybe, just maybe, some phone calls concerning your truly worrying lack of a grip on reality should possibly be made, if only for the greater good of those within your immediate reach.

If I didn’t know any better, I’d have to believe that Seay composed these Orwellian ascertainments made flesh, right after he discovered the secret of how to mix his prescribed meds with home-brewed bathtub hooch. Normally, this would be the part where I might suggest that a certain somebody could really benefit from an AA meeting or two, but in this case, I think we just skip ahead to the shock treatment and eventual lobotomy phase, instead.

Jesus. Fucking. Christ. No wonder Seay adores Trump so much, for the Fascism is strong in this one, as is the undoubtedly unhinged lunacy. Which is perfectly exemplified with Seay’s as equally moronic take on drugs, both legal and illicit:
Now, while these two statements are dumb enough to stand on their own it’s this one that I really enjoy:
“You have not been raised right”, says the man who thus far, has demanded the deportation of an at that time, child singer for supporting Trans Rights, who defers to conspiracy theories over that of actual facts, who has sworn slavish allegiance to a traitor who was not only convicted of sexual battery, but bragged about the act of doing so,, by “joking” that we men should; “Grab em by the pussy”.

And out of respect for rehashing the known, I won’t even mention that one time when he attempted a political coup after he lost a free and fair election. “You have not been raised right” says the man who has posted vile slander against the Amish, people of color, the LGBTQ Community, the Rev. Martin Luther King, and even his own parents, as he calls for the summary executions of drunk drivers, regardless of the severity of their particular offense

Yup. Definitely a prize citizen we should all take our moral cues from, so says I. But it wouldn’t feel right if there wasn’t some discerning cherry-picking on Seay’s part for us to discover, as evidenced by this post steeped in some truly selective theological amnesia:

Let me get this straight, if I can: due to “man’s fall” from the Garden, all things beneficial created by God became cursed? That seems odd, given the fact that the Fall of Man was deliberately orchestrated by God himself, despite his knowing in full beforehand, just what would happen if he forcefully introduced both Free Will and the forbidden apple from the Tree of Knowledge into the lives of his own creations.

In fact, he even admitted to such, albeit in a roundabout and mysterious way, of course:

Anybody else out there find it sort of strange, that Seay accidentally on purpose I’m sure, left this most insignificant of details out of his theorem? A question for another time I guess, because when it comes to this particularly vexing topic for Seay, the dimwitted divinity he promotes, falls just shy of whatever goal it is that he wants to achieve:
Wow. You can really feel the love of Jesus pouring out of this dude, van you it?  So, “90% of the Homeless choose their plight”, because 100% of them spend their given money on alcohol? Gee… I can’t even begin to tell you how truly effective a talking point that’s been presented with zero evidence to back any of it up, is for assigning the allegorical win to your side.

Shame that it doesn’t work that way at all, but you already knew that, unlike anything else that you babble. Speaking of which, we have this next example of exactly just why your parents always told you never to use spray- paint in the garage, unless all of the windows had been opened first:

Once again, my Lord of mentally-larded Lunacy, that’s not how any of this works. Ether in practice, or Reality. But as we’ve all seen ad nausea by now, Seay has no concept as to what veracity actually is, as proven by this specimen of sanctimonious slander wretchedly disguised as political punditryYes, that was stupid AF, wasn’t it? But rest assured, Seay’s one true talent is to take an idea that was already mind-numbingly incoherent, and make it that much worse, by claiming the ever-popular Neocon mantle of being unduly victimized by nothing less than the cruel hand of specifically targeted hate:
For the sake of actual sanity, the definition of “Religious Persecution” is demarcated as being; “the act or practice of persecuting especially those who differ in origin, religion, or social outlook”, which if you look at it, is exactly what the members of the GQP and Seay’s self-declared Christian faith, enact against women in general, the LGBTQ Communiuty, immigrants, Muslims, Jews, and Atheists, but I digress, because the hypocrisy on display here is so blatantly obvious..

If selling alcohol on Sundays is indeed “religious persecution”, then openly selling ice cream on a daily basis at Dairy Queen without concern for its hypoglycemic index, is societal harassment specifically targeting the Diabetic Community, which just so happens to include persons like myself. I wonder if I should follow the lead of Seay’s online jackassery, and meme-whine incessantly about that injustice, as if it were actually a thing that actually existed, as he tends to do,

I mean, it couldn’t hurt to try, right? But I’m sorry, Seay was about to gift us all with yet another liturgical laundry list of rationalization to justify his idiocy, and it’s just as brilliant as all of his previous takes:

Once again, I can’t even begin to tell you how truly effective a talking point that’s been presented with zero evidence to back any of it up, is for assigning the allegorical win to your side. But facts matter little to those who wallow in sanctimoniousness, and being one of these persons, Seay is more than happy to cast stones at those who dare make a living selling what he considers to be the literal embodiment of the Devil’s urine:

Answer me this Jeffrey, if people who work at a liquor store have no “heart” then what do the various congressional members of the NRA shill brigade who help  facilitate the murder of American children in their own schools, have in place of theirs?

I’d say overstuffed wallets soaked in gallons of metaphorical blood, but yet, this type of easily correctable societal cancer doesn’t seem to bother you half as much, despite how many people a year it kills, now does it? Moving on, we have yet another example of where Seay formed a thought and then found it immediately hijacked by the cadre of the ever-screaming voices forever trapped within the fetid swamp that serves as his brain:
If anyone reading this can translate this babble into an actually comprehensive thought, I’d be more than happy to hear it, for while I write quite extensively about the culture of those who qualify as ideologically-driven dumbfucks, I’m actually not fluent in their native tongue. The downside of a fully-working intellect, and all that, I guess. Such is not the case for Seay, who it seems can play the victim card, regardless of whatever deck he’s been actually handed:
Poor baby. I can’t imagine how stressful it must be for you, living on a planet chock-full flawed humans that refuse to bend to your asinine will, based on nothing more than the fact that they have the right not to do so. The nerve. On the upside though, at least these two statements don’t even come close to possessing half the measure of the maniacal paranoia that this upcoming one certainly does:
I won’t speak for you of course, but if Seay organized some of these lunatic theories of his into a series of novels, not only would I buy them all for the unbelievable plot twists alone, I’d wait breathlessly for the movie versions as well. With all due respect, I consider myself to have quite the knack for writing, but the level of crazy fun that Seay’s ideas could generate as formulated entertainment, would be epic.

What isn’t as impressive though, is Seay’s equally as convoluted literary process when it comes to the attempt of making   point regarding just why he despises booze so much. By way of example, I could perfectly illustrate just why I loathe the Ewoks in Return of the Jedi in only a few mercifully brief words, and you’d get the gist of what I meant, almost immediately. It would be to the point. Clearly concise.

And 100% accurate across the board, even if the incel fanboys want to slander the BlasTech E-11 blaster rifle as being inadequate to do the damn job it was designed to do.

To note; there’s no fucking way in all of creation, that those creepy bug-eyed teddy bears from Hell, helped defeat the Empire. Nut when Seay tries to do the same in concern to his disdain for the proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy? Well, the end results appear as if he made a word salad using both a badly-written thesaurus and an open-topped blender:

Strange… this reads like stereotypical “drunk speak”, and yet it still comes off as far less rational. Maybe it would make more sense if it had actually been written by a drunk, rather than by someone whose mental facilities can be severely overtaxed just by the mere thought that other people actually have the right to drink whenever they want?  

However, Seay being the type of person who for whatever reason, allegedly perceives alcohol as being no less destructive than the illicit substances of heroin, crack, and the known to be criminally addictive snack-joy that is Flaming Hot Cheetos, has a truly unique take on what the imbibing of Alcohol represents and what it does, and as you’d expect, it’s just as “informed” as you’ve come to expect:

Ignorance by all accounts, is most definitely Seay’s stock in tirade, and even when he does give a concerted effort to try and incorporate data into one of his rambling ruminations, he still can’t seem to get his facts or the contextual underpinning of such, correct.

Because… priorities, I guess? I do always enjoy how sanctimonious slugs like Seay will go on for hours mewling about “saving the children” from whatever hypothetical issue it is that we’re all supposed to fear unconditionally, but when it actually comes to doing something about one of the most pertinent issues that they should care about, you would think that they’d been struck deaf, dumb, and blind.

In Seay’s particular case, I’d say that he’s got the “dumb” part down, if not nailed to the floor with ten-foot spikes. By way of example, take this slab of stupidity, wherein Seay “thanks” Walmart for still selling guns, currently the number one killer of children in this country, while railing against them for selling booze, which while harmful in its own right, is still akin to comparing apples to durian, and calling them the same:

Interesting mix that Seay has decided to present here: cherry-picked facts, selective half-truths, full fabrications, and of course, an icing of insanity just to keep his pro-gun hypocrisy balanced out against his batshit crazy beliefs: “underaged children” and “Anybody who brews, sells, or uses alcohol is a murderer”?  

Shame then, that reality, the United Sates government, and Anheuser-Busch don’t actually give a fuck what your dumber than fuck self thinks. No wonder you’ve been forced to live at home Jeffrey, as I’m fairly confident that your parents are probably very keen on making sure that the outside world never discovers to their horror, that you’re directly related to them.

This feeling of existential dread that his [poor parents must face on a daily basis, is probably not helped in any way, shape, or form by his online trash-talking about them, but as such is the way of a man-child who sees his comfort as being the top priority, I guess we shouldn’t be too surprised, either:
Rest assured readers, when I’m finally  finished with this piece, the first thing I’m doing is calling the local precinct in Seay’s district, and asking for them to conduct a general welfare check on both he and his family. Not only to make sure that they’re all collectively okay, but also to verify that Seay’s “parents” aren’t just two mannequins that he likes to call “Mom” and “Dad”, as well.

As I’ve noted throughout these screeds, Seay is a self-admitted sufferer of schizoaffective disorder, and it’s become rather transparent that if he ever found himself held to account for his seemingly endless series of vile commentaries, he’d use it as an excuse to nationalize his easily dealt with behavior, but while that excuse can carry some of the weight, it still doesn’t cover this kind of racism-inspired tripe:

I have to wonder just how much equity in free rent Seay has granted Obama over the last seven years, but the tabulated amount, even when one treads cautiously, has just got to be equal to Trump’s current legal expenses, at this point. And amalgamating contextual racism with his in tandem psychosis slandering voters who drink as being morally opposite of with those who don’t, while somehow blaming Obama for those who do?

Well, all I can say in response to that, is:

It’s truly a shame that Seay can’t successfully monetize his own insanity in quite the same manner that his mango-man-crush has done, but to be fair, when you spend most of your free time inventing scenarios and then crafting the villains who inhabit them, the attendance of a community college marketing class, would just get in the away.

Besides, Seay’s pretty booked up already, what with his harvesting of conspiracies, his self-admitted hatred of his long-suffering parents, his racism, his cravenly contempt for American singer Jackie Evancho, and of course, his never-ending cycle of playing the victim due to the cruelly intervening hands of the TV shows “Person of Interest” “Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, as well as “Star Trek”, which of course, I’m sure we can all relate to on some far more spiritually inward -looking level,

Oh wait. No, we can’t, because unlike Seay, the majority of us aren’t as crazy as a shithouse rat.

Actually, I take that back. A shithouse rat has a reason to be crazy, due to both its fetid working and living environment and the fact that rat psychiatrists are still a rarity, even within the sewer tunnels of a big city. Rats at their core, are the most hardened of urban survivors, whereas Seay is nothing more than an urban legend made into sanctimonious flesh, whose only noticeable talent is for simmering sociopathically online.

And it’s that aptitude for groveling gracelessness, that brings this story-arc to the apogee wherein I will hopefully never have to mention this walking Wendigo of Woeful Wussiness, ever again. And to close it out and off, I’ll be addressing what appears to be Seay’s number one fear. Shockingly, it’s not political intrigue, nor is it the concern of Jackie Evancho releasing another successful album.

Heck, it doesn’t even have a thing to do with Facebook, not getting his grape juice, or even his hourly Hot Pocket, if you can imagine such a thing. Nope, we finally reached the point in our tale where I get to mercilessly shred Seay over one of his most abominable quirks, that being his seething abhorrence of the LGBTQ Community.

A detestation that probably stems from if I were to posit a theory, of just how Tinkerbell level “tingly” he gets down below, every time he sees a picture of Ryan Gosling with his shirt off. All jokes aside, just how bad is this hatred furiously boiling within Seay, you may ask? Well, you tell me:

Jeffrey Seay of Bentonville AR, everybody. An American homophobe. An American Transphobe. An American coward. And if I may be so bold, a future perpetrator of an American hate-crime, waiting for its moment in the spotlight. And most certainly, a perfect example of just why Christianity is nationally withering on the line as we speak. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t recall Jesus ever suggesting that you murder people wholesale because you don’t agree with how they choose to interact with others.

Seriously. This kind of statement is what the national news will be talking about, long after the time when someone who believes in what Seay obviously does, enters a Gay nightclub to do “the Lord’s work”.

Funny how these very same self-declared paragons of all that is normal and who claim to be allied with the most powerful entity in the known Universe, are also the first ones who threaten physical violence when confronted with the unfamiliar, isn’t it? It’s almost as if they know that there is no God, that they’re on their own, and that they can’t do jack shit about it, regardless of what actions they take.

In Seay’s case, those actions center around disseminating fear, slander, outright paranoia, and a fair amount of personally held stupidity akin only to the choice to cast Denise Richards aa a nuclear physicist named “Dr. Christmas Jones” in the 1999 James Bond film, “The World is Not Enough”. Yep, it’s that bad, That dumb. And as you’d expect. it only gets worse the further we go down the hate hole to Hades.

As there’s a ton of over-the-top outrage to sift through, I’ll be breaking such into sub-categories, those being the Dumb, the Religious, the Canceled, the Media, and finishing it all off, with the most distasteful of Seay’s phobic rants, the category known simply as the Hatemongering. Sounds fun, right? So, let’s start with his rather audacious stance that despite decades of societal research, Transgenderism isn’t actually existent:

We can all go home, everybody. Seay figured it all out for us, using only the power of his Transphobia and hand-crafted memes to certify yet again, as to just why to this day, he still needs to wear a safety helmet while walking around his house, Quick question, Jeffrey? If Trans people don’t actually exist, then why are you so afraid of them in the first place? Was being afraid of spiders too conventional for you, and as you’re the type that requires something a tad more bespoke to feel relevant, you chose bigotry instead?

Granted, that’s still ignorant as all get-out, but bold choice, nevertheless. Moving on, Seay reminds us all who we should actually be grateful for during Pride month, because the thought oif any demographic getting a celebratory month all its own, is anathema to the middle-aged loser club that he so proudly represents:
Would this be a truly bad time to remind Seay that the whole of the LGBTQ Communiuty came from these same said straight people as well? Because let’s face it, they are the ones who keep having all those gay babies that grow up to be the gay adults that allegedly make Seay consistently feel the way that he used to, when he climbed the rope in his high school gym class.

But Seay isn’t going to take his misplaced interest lying down, no siree Bob, for after all he knows that’s just how the Gays get you. If anything, he’s walking out oi the situation itself, by using the best platform to do it: a nationally connected and supposedly openly promoted, “Pride flag walk-out” day:

And no, this is not a joke, even if the end result of its abysmal failure to score any significant societal impact points, was. Now, if you can’t recall this so-called “event”, don’t feel bad, because despite the Alt_Wrong’s insistence that it was a huge success, literally nothing came of it, save for the public exposure of who the bigots in our society are.

In fact, support for Gay and Trans rights are growing as time moves forward. and when it comes to walk-outs in concern to the display of the Pride flag, this is usually how such actions play out in the end;
Happily, this sort of public reaction routinely occurs more often than not in opposition to this sort of homogenized hatred, and it does so, much to the delightfully delicious chagrin of Seay and his fellow Homo / Transphobes, who seemingly, can’t get over the idea that not everyone masturbates to hate-porn such as they tend to do.

And while it’s their side who creates safe spaces away from those they hate, and who demands that discrimination be passed into law, as they cower in fear at the mere thought that LGBTQ persons are legally allowed unfettered access to the same rights and privileges that they possess as well, they still have the cojones to post self-owning confessional commentary such as this:

“They can’t fight anxiety”, says the very same cabal of cowards who require the ingestion of a case of Xanax  in order to deal with the trauma of an entire month being devoted to persons they wouldn’t condescend to talk to, but I digress. And Jeffrey? If the “world does not care about your pronouns” as you so arrogantly declared, then why in the hell does their implementation or lack of use, fucking matter to you in the first place?

But care Seay does, and he cares… a LOT. Take for instance, these psychological takes on what he perceives human sexuality to be, although he hasn’t any academic background in any discipline of gender-related studies, sexual development, or what gender dysphoria actually entails. Not that such lack of knowledge could ever stop Seay from making an ass of himself in public:Definition of Asexual: “an umbrella term for anyone who experiences little to no sexual attraction toward other people of any gender”. Seems strange that if such a condition doesn’t exist, that they’d go out of their way to craft a specific descriptive for it, does it not? But then again, as Seay probably represents his ongoing celibacy as being a “personal choice”, rather than as “unwilling”, maybe I should cut him some slack.

This courtesy BTW, will not be extended to his mangling of proper grammar, as this meme’s text should have read as being either “There’s such thing as Asexuality”, or staying on theme with “There’s no such thing as AN Asexual””. Glad I could help you out with this one, Jeffrey. No need to thank me.

As to why I feel that Seay ‘s only sexual experiences have derived solely from those aforementioned moments wherein he soaked his mutton-mitts in Whiskey to get them in the mood first, maybe it’s because most women in general, don’t respond well to bigoted small talk such as this:

Seay’s ignorance really isn’t what I find to be the most distasteful aspect here believe it or not, for as it is with most things unknown, all it takes to correct your situational unawareness to undertake some personal initiative in order to learn all that which you needed to know, which is something that despite the resources available to him via the Internet, Seay adamantly refuses to do.

However, this deficiency based on dimwittedness, hasn’t stopped him from diving deeper into the rabis hole of transphobic muttering, and the role models that he seeks intellectual guidance from to justify what he so erroneously believes, are unsurprisingly, just as hatefully uninformed as he so proudly is: Now, for those of you not in the right-wing lunacy loop, Crowder is yet another Alt-Wrong demagogue, who among other things, has been accused of abusing his now ex-wife Hillary after he was caught on video yelling at her for not behaving in a, and I quote;  “wifely manner” , thus establishing a pattern of mentally and emotionally abusive behavior of which, his ex-claims, that he has been engaging in for years now.

In addition, no less than ten former employees of his have come forward and alleged that not only did Crowder engage in targeted harassment towards them, but that he would regularly expose himself at work, as well. Accusations that of course, Crowder has steadfastly denied.

In response to these seemingly credible claims, reports surfaced that he not only interrogated his staff in regards to media leaks concerning his behavior, but in tandem, demanded that they sign non-disclosure agreements featuring $100,000 breach-of-contract consequences, as well.

You know, like an innocent person would do? But to be fair, if a thief can spot anther thief and a liar knows another liar, then most definitely does the possibility exist that an affirmed abuser would recognize his own kind. In fact, let’s take a look at one of Crowder’s “abusive parents” being so in full view of the public:

Jesus H. Christ, what an absolutely horrible person and total failure if a mother. I mean… would it have killed her to add some much-needed pizazz to that hand crafted sign by springing for some glitter? I’m telling you, there seems to be no love for the crafting aspect of protesting these days, and it truly hurts.

Closing out the “Dumb” category, we have these last two entries wherein Seay feebly attempts to use humor to make a point about the injustice of being both unfairly labeled as being Homo & Transphobic, as well as his definition of a Tran person actually is. And surprise, surprise, he gets both horribly wrong.
Sigh… that’s not how any of this works, nor is it even remotely analogous to whatever point you were endeavoring to make. It does however prove that once again, the simplest of well-established cultural concepts is far beyond your exceedingly limited grasp. I’m not entirely sure just how your think combining the disparate makes any definitive sense to us, but I’m certain that the voices in your head, probably got it.

In relation to this meme, an anyone see what the inherent problem here is? I’m sure that you can.
That’s right. Seay, being the ever-eternal blockhead that he so passionately is, has confused the wildly dissimilar aspects of Transgenderism, Cross-dressing, and/or the art of Drag, into one not homogeneous at all example hoping for proof of his concept, but instead, only serves to certify his own intellectual density once more:

To clarify by definition: 
TRANSGENDER: “a person whose gender identity differs from the sex the person had or was identified as having at birth, or relating to a person whose gender identity is opposite the sex the person had or was identified as having at birth.”

CROSSDRESSER: “a person who wears clothes designed for the opposite sex, also known as a transvestite. Crossdressers often dress only in certain situations. They as a rule, DO NOT identify as being transgender. Most identify as straight men.”

DRAG ARTIST: “a person (typically a man) a man who performs dressed as a female, and whom also does not always identify as being Transgender.”

Amazing what you can learn when you actually bother to do some competent research versus swiping memes, isn’t it? Educating himself isn’t on Seay’s list of personal priorities though, and as proof, we now move on to our next subset wherein we’ll explore Seay’s reliance on the mythical God whose word he does not follow, to justify his loathing for those within the coalition of the rainbow.

Kicking it off, let’s examine Seay’s assessments on what the parameters of being an American or a Christian “really” are, despite the fact that he has no odea himself. And while you or I may demand proof for these absurdities, all that Seay can offer us is; “well, God Says so”, which is akin to my telling you that I heard something directly from Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy:
Of course, Seay is dead wrong as usual about all of this, as his interpretation of the Bible comes not from actually reading it all the Way though, but by gleaning snippets he cherry-picked and then recombined for the cravenly purpose of rationalizing and justifying his hateful ideology regarding his asinine take on what Christianity is truly supposed to be, irrelevant of what Scripture actually says..

And the one thing that scripture definitely dislikes, is blatant hypocrisy disguised as secular Faith:

So, to recap: if you’re a true Christian, you in all good conscience, can’t support abortion, or any business or service that accepts money from, caters to, or refuses to discriminate against, the LGBTQ Community in general.

I can hear the CEO’s conversation now: “Oh no! We won’t get the business back that we never actually had in the first place as the demographic we target our advertising towards, maintains its steadfast loyalty? Well, that’ll show us, I guess.”  

Now, as you’re actually sane, unlike Seay, you probably understand that this quite literally, means that almost all forms of commerce, production, and acquirement options that humans engage in, are now verboten to you. Yup. No glaringly obvious fatal flaws in that plan whatsoever, so far as I can tell

I’ll let you in on a well-kept secret Jeffrey: not only are your hissy-fits disguised as boycotts highly ineffective overall, they also make for a far more pleasurable experience for the rest of us, due to your barely-noticed absence. What’s even more hilarious though, is that half the time you guys attempt and fail to “cancel” a business, it’s not even one that you regularly shop at to begin with:

That’s true dedication right there, folks. The willingness to remain in excruciating pain, just because you’re triggered into an incandescent rage by seeing a T-shirt with a rainbow on it. However,< I would like to call attention to Seay’s bizarre accompanying hashtag, that being: “#ZeroTransBaths”, which either indicates that Seay doesn’t want Transpeople to bathe, or more likely, that Transpeople shouldn’t be allowed to use the public rest rooms at Target.

This is an odd hill to metaphorically die on of course, due to the fact that whether Seay knows this or not, TG’s have been using public restrooms since the virtual beginning of time itself, as well as the interesting factoid that the majority of Target’s 1,797 locations, ALREADY HAVE single-occupancy or unisex-deemed restrooms to begin with. Research. Apparently, it’s not for everybody, and far too difficult for some.

By way of yet another brain-dead and dumber than dirt example of histrionic paranoia taking precedence over actually applied common sense, we have this nugget of moronicness, stating that Target was selling “Satanic” merchandise: Specifically, pins and T-shirts proclaiming that “Satan respects Pronouns”:

Unsurprisingly, this is 100% false, but for wackadoos like Seay, who need both a sense of purpose and a cultural identity, what is true and what is not, is immaterial to their desperate need to be depicted as being nothing less than the common man turned societal hero, a false role that they cast themselves in years ago:
I for one, will never cease to be amazed at just how consistently craven Neocons such as Seay, feel the need to manufacture imaginary dragons out of ether and paranoid fantasy, rather than actually step up and take on the real ones that already exist, but it is quite the tell that the only villains that they’re willing to openly  fight are the imaginary ones who couldn’t even begin to hurt them in the first place.

Ironically, Seay even has a meme concerning just that very thing:

But just because a problem doesn’t actually exist, is no reason not to pretend that it most certainly does, and what better target is there, than a corporation that has proven time and time again that not only is it far more popular than your ideology, but that it’s relatively unaffected by it, as well?

’m confused. Which Is Disney: satanic, or communist? I only ask, because under the aspects of Communism, the pragmatic policies infer that while religion was to be tolerated, the ideal worker’s paradise as it were, was that of an officially atheistic social order. And as a writer, I’d also point out that if you do label something as being “satanic”, there’s no need for stating that it’s been “taken over by Satan”, because that quite literally what the fucking word “satanic” means, you dumbass.

In regards to your demand that we need to stop “public LGBTQ”, whatever the hell that is, I’m not sure that even you know what that actually details, but good luck getting over the trauma of attending all those simply fabulous parties, weekend brunches, shopping trips, and seeing your home tastefully redecorated.

Remember boys and girls, Seay is a self-declared Christian and while he may get his sermons off of the internet, posts about not having a physical church of any kind that he attends and issues judgements on everything under the sun via his warped vision of what Christian values are, that’s still no reason not to pay attention to them, am I right? In fact, I’d dare say we could aa thing or two from them:

Now that we’ve all read it, let’s look at what we just learned: first, Seay, evet the so-called “Christian”, apparently despised both DEI and ESG. But what exactly, are those acronyms of, you ask?

Well, “DEJ” stands for “Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion”, which according to the accepted definition; “seeks to promote the fair treatment and full participation of all people”, and in particular, those groups who have historically been underrepresented or subject to discrimination on the basis of identity or disability. In other words, it promotes tolerance, acceptance, and welcoming others into the fold as it were.

“ESG” on the other hand, stands for “Environmental, Social, and Governance”, which is a set of characteristics that are used when screening potential investments and exist solely to inspire corporations to act responsibly. Think “Save the Planet”, and that kind of thing.

So, now knowing what philosophy of bettering Humanity each of these represents, let’s take a moment to consider the hypocrisy of a man who claims to follow the Word devoutly, but disparages the very construct of what it means to be a faithful servant of God. That is, taking care of your fellow Man, as well as the planet itself, while sowing the seeds of God’s love whenever possible.  


Those are “Christian values” Jeffrey., Not whatever he fuck it is that you so deceitfully represent. But you did get one thing right: Marxist philosophy is typically atheistic, probably due to the fact that most modern-day Christians like yourself, seem to be nothing less than duplicitous disparagers of mankind, and mythical Lord knows, no person blessed with an actual soul, wants to ally themselves with jackasses such as that.

In Seay’s limited defense, thinking outside of the box isn’t a viable option, as his ability to think inside it, is far worse. Case in point, Seay’s genius idea of aggressively confronting Transpeople face to face, in order to let them know who they “really” are. And after finding themselves threatened by Seay and his faux Christian flying flunkies, that’d be the people who’ll help these bigots meet their God way ahead of schedule.

Um, Dude? With no due respect, you guys aren’t even who you think you are, and if you want to be arrogant enough to forcibly take on anyone who grew up openly Trans in Wyoming, Texas, or Florida, be my ever-loving guest. Just let me know what hospital you eventually found yourself in, after they show you what unexpected consequences for being a hostile bigot, tend to manifest as. That being, generally well-deserved retribution.

Nonetheless, Seay, whose only useful attribute thus far, has been the willingness of serving as a regurgitating parrot, carries forward with the discourteousness of arrogantly speaking for his allegorical God:
You know what is also an “abomination” according to your false and sociopathic deity =Jeffrey? Bearing false witness. Envy. Greed. Adultery. Lecherousness. Theft. Hypocrisy. Pride. Massive flaws of personal character flaws that your political party’s de facto leader engages in almost every day, all of which thus far, you and your disingenuous ideology, have happily turned a blind eye to.

And since you misinterpreted Leviticus, I can only assume that you without question, obediently follow all of the other edicts it demands of you, am I right? Because otherwise, you’d be nothing more than a cravenly hypocrite, and mythical Lod knows, you could never be that. But please… if you could continue lecturing us all about sin, we’d really appreciate it, because given the amount if hate you’ve spewed so far, we could use the inadvertent laugh at your expense… as usual.

Although I do have to say that this particulate upcoming angle is not one that I myself have ever considered:
Should I remind dumbass here, that not only does God NOT play a part in our nation’s complex electoral system, the First Amendment clearly makes this legally impossible? The right to vote is guaranteed to EVERYONE, regardless of color, age, gender, creed, or sexual proclivities.

Once again, Jeffrey: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof”, so feel free to take your asininitiy regarding “heathens”, and go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut. Preferably one that’s doing so, near the edge of a cliff.

Speaking of which, I’ve oft wondered just why Conservatives are so disturbingly obsessed with the private details of total stranger’s sex lives, exotically given the fact that as a rule, they seem to be incapable of managing their own sexual misadventures with any sense of competency.

I mean, they’re always seemingly linked to unknown mistresses, getting busted for having trysts with porn stars, linked financially to underage escorts, and when it comes to both the crimes of sexual trafficking and the production and ownership of child porn, it would be easily understood if you openly surmised that the modern-day GQP was nothing less than the political branch and PR department of NAMBLA.

Seay however, ignores all that, because it’s far easier to cast slanderous disparagement upon others than it is to clean up the mess festering within the confines of your own duplicitous house, as seen here:
Some advice from me to you: if the World entire thinks you’re wrong, it might be prudent of you to take a moment or two, and set that time aside for some long-overdue personal introspection. Just saying. Also, Jeffrey, no one is going “back” [correct spelling] into the closet, just so that you can stop pretending that you don’t all flustered every time your Grindr profile receives a “nearby match” notification.

Make peace with it, already. Mythical Lord knows, your family and long-suffering friends have.

By now, you’ve probably noticed just how many times Seay has made demands that are either unrealistic, sociopathically petty, or stereotypically, absolutely fucking insane. And like most Neocons, he thinks that he knows how the Law of the Land works better than most, while still thinking that none of its restrictions apply to him and/or his truly warped belief system.

This is never proven more succinctly than when we dive into his hot takes regarding the US government, Gay rights in general, and how these two disparate universes intersect. For not only is he consistently wrong in concerns to nis assertions, he also manages to show just why we need to bring back Civics class in public schools, and that right quick:
“You aren’t for America”, says the Trans and Homophobic bigot who apparently; )A) doesn’t understand how the Constitution works, and (B) seemingly has no idea that gays have worked in governmental service since the days when men wore powdered wigs, makeup, silk stockings, and corsets without fear of reproach.

If I had to lay money down, I’d opine that Seay’s intellectual grasp of just how governmental positions are acquired, is just as well-researched as the database that he uses to present his talking points based on theological underpinnings. Take for instance, this stunningly inaccurate overview of the nomination of one Richard (“Ric”) Grennell, who at the time, was being conspired to serve as the Acting Director of the United States National Intelligence Agency, a position that he held from February to May of 2020.:

I’m sure you’ll all be shocked to know that this so-called “right to fire” is patently false, for while the president can appoint judges, ambassadors, and executive officials. the Constitution itself however, says NOT A GODDAMN THING about whether or not the president can subsequently fire those same said appointees, as the president’s autonomy to dismiss specific directors of administrative agencies, is usually subject to terms set by Congress.

So, in concern to your pile of bullshit Jeffrey, the President can’t just din what they want, whenever they want, to whomever they want. Checks and balances, you non-researching whiny-ass bitch, and yes, not only possible to be both Gay and American, it’s also a certainty that such people are far better are being an American than you’ve ever been or will ever be, so please feel free to choke yourself to sleep over it.

But as it’s been noted, facts, laws, and basic human decency, matter not a bit to Seay’s paranoically hateful bigotry and ignorance, a reality that he’s more than happy to share with the world entire:

Oh, Jeffrey… the allegorical evidence that you truly want to be on “D” just keeps, if you’ll pardon the pun, mounting up, does it not?  All offense intended, I have no idea why so-called straight people such as yourself ruminate over the mechanics and frequency of gay zex, considerably far more than the people actually having it, but I’m sure that’s not a sign of you coming to terms with your own truth, am I right?

Of course, I am. I must be. Shame though, that Seay is never right, about anyone anything, or any situation:
Actually, Jeffrey? They really don’t, as “God” isn’t intertwined with our current form of government, nor is the construct of such, even remotely considered in how governance is enacted in our country, regardless of what its citizenry believes. Say, such as this mentally-challenged commentary, for instance:

In point of fact, Jeffrey? No, it does not. If a chosen behavior that other people may find reprehensible immediately disqualifies you from a lauded position, than your failure to successfully pass as a decent human being, should have demanded that your internal organs should have been forcibly harvested decades ago, and given to a person who unlike you, was actually worth a damn.

Oh look… proof of my theorem, made cravenly hateful fetid flesh:

“God is my Lord”, says the faux Christian who just reveled to us all, that he; loathes the very concept of diversity, inclusion, and brotherhood, while attacking strangers for being Gay, but I digress. If there truly is a “God” Jeffrey, I cannot wait until the day he meets you face to face, spits in yours, and then gleefully kicks your hypocritical ass straight into Satan’s long-awaiting arms:

Seay as one might naturally expect, would be horrified to learn that he’s been a top-draft pick on Satan’s “good” list for quite the length of time now, but it’s not as if all the signs indicating such a pole position, weren’t easy to spot. Shockingly, God loves everyone, or so he says, and He expects his creations / minions / slavish hostages to do the same in his name.

Acts of compassionate-tr understanding that I think can be said without fear of rebuke, that Seay simply will not do, regardless of celestial edict, common sense, or a sense of personal charity. And it’s also something that he openly admitted to earlier above, if you remember:

This is who Seay truly is. A sanctimonious, Bible-thumping and cherry-picking demagogue who’d rather watch his fellow humans burn for the imagined transgressions that he himself invented to justify his ignorance, his bigotry, and his seething hate. Never forget that. And never disremember either, that despite all of his whining, he alone is the one most culpable for his own pointlessly wretched misery.

Not the Gays, not Transpeople, and most definitely, not Facebook, although he’ll tell you differently:

if I felt charitable, I could point out to our professional prey of the rainbow ravagers here, that if he really doesn’t want to see anything pro-gay on his social media, he could just as easily stop using its various service as he does mewling about them, but why would he do that, when playing the victim constitutes so much if his cultural identity? And without such, just what would he be, other than being as equally pathetic and fearful as he is now?

Either way, it’s a lateral move at best, but such is Sesay’s path, and at this point, I harbor serious reservations as to whether or not he can alter its trajectory. The gay-hate is strong with this one, and as it’s not a thing that’s ever going to go away, as gay people themselves aren’t apt to, you would think he’d attempt to learn how to deal with it, but alas he tries not.

While it is true that the acceptance of Queer culture has become far more mainstream, it’s also fair to say that the push-back towards such acclimatization, has been as equally resistant. Especially when it finds itself interlinked with long-established POP culture iconography, such as that which Seay rails about here:
You, read that right. Seay, ever the muddle-aged man-child, is ranting about gay subculture infiltrating the fictional metaphorical lands of a fictional cartoon universe populated by frictional robots who hail from the fictional planet Cybertron.  

And yes, I wish I was making all of that up. But Seay’s adoration for the Autobot’s leader Optimus Prime’s observations about courage, rings somewhat hollow, considering what a bigoted coward Seay presents himself to be. Apparently in Seay’s haste to disparager the LGBTQ Community for merely existing, via his childhood here who would unquestionably, regard him as being a jackass for holding such abhorrent views,

Seay accidentally on purpose I’m sure, neglects to mention something else far more relevant that Optimus once said, that being;: “Freedom Is the right of all sentient beings”, which BTW Jeffrey, applies to everybody, be they Gay, Trans, Straight, White, Black, Brown, or even robot. You’re so lucky that the OG OP isn’t real, Jeffrey. Because he would absolutely despise your bigoted ass.

Nevertheless, Seay carries on falling down the rabid rabbit hole, lamenting about the injustice inflicted ever so cruelly on a TV show whose cultural impact, he should have outgrown several decades ago:
Isn’t it interesting, how the one political party that’s currently attempting to pass unconstitutional legislation against, civil rights, unfettered voting access, personal body autonomy, drag queens, gay marriage and adoption, holding terrorists and insurrectionists accountable for their actions, as they try to keep God and gun violence in schools, all while praising slavery as a good thing as they ban history classes and library books, are also the ones screaming about “agendas”? Yup. Nothing hypocritical there, kids. Nothing at all.

But wait,, there’s more from the Decepticon side of the battlefield that Seay wishes to present, and in a break with tradition regarding his other ramblings, this one isn’t so much a slur, as it is just fucking weird:

Staying on theme with that which is both strange if not unhinged, Seay also references a TV show that even I a dedicated sci-fi geek, had never even heard of. That being, “The Tomorrow People”, which was is a British children’s science fiction series that aired from 1973 to 1979: Now, Seay doesn’t actually have any point of merit to discuss here in concern to it, but he is rather put off by how it’s impact is now regraded:

For those of you like myself who aren’t familiar with this show, the synopsis is thus: a collection of children and teenagers who find themselves gifted (or cursed, depending on your POV) with the posers of  Telepathy, Teleportation and Telekinesis, which they used to protect the Earth from adversaries both human and alien, as they struggled to keep their presence unknown to world governments for fear that they and their powers would exploited and weaponized.

Protecting the Earth? Not allowing themselves to be used as unwilling pawns by shadowy and nefarious cabals with a blood lust for power? Never intentionally killing anyone in order to secretive their goals? Call me crazy, but that sounds “woke” as fuck to me. Now, to be fair, Seay most likely has no idea as to what “woke” actually is or what it actually means, but he does understand how to come off as completely nuts:
I know it’s been a while since I saw the Andy Griffth show, (decades in fact) but I’d bet dollars to doughnuts, that there’s never been an episode of such that dealt directly or indirectly, with the issues of gender dysphoria, Gay rights, or Transpeople.

You know, because it was a forbidden topic on TV until 1977?  In that year, the CBS sitcom “The Jeffersons”, featured a trans character, named “Edie”, who was portrayed as being a male friend of George’s prior to her transition as a woman. And if we’re going to talk openly about someone being “triggered” Jeffrey, between the two of us, which one of us has posted anti-LGBTQ hate rants, close to 100 times?

Methinks thou doth protest too much, and self-medicates, not nearly often enough. Evidence of this lack of self-care, is further advanced by Seay’s faux outrage that a girl likes, and I quote directly; “boy stuff”, which is incel code for “girls are ruining all the dorky stuff I like with their female cooties!”Man, how fucked up as a person do you have to be, to still specifically designate what activities either gender is freely allowed to participate in? Especially when you yourself, never seem to leave your bedroom to do anything? Pray tell Jeffrey, what exactly is “boy stuff”? Weightlifting? Fixing cars? Sports? Being able to walk down the street, without needing your keys poking out from in-between your fingers?

The nerve of these modern-day women! Next thing you know, they’ll start thinking that they’re allowed to have both opinions of their own, as well as unencumbered body autonomy. But Seay isn’t done just quite yet making overly g ridiculous assertions about the things that he cares not to know not a thing about, and that list, which is already overstocked, just keeps growing:
I have no idea what color the sky is in Seay’s paranoically dystopian world, but I get the distinct impression that the very air itself, tastes like regretful bitterness and abysmal failure.

When the day comes that Seay finds out how much of his favored entertainment and obsessive distractions have been crafted and/or creatively skippered by members of the LGBTQ Community, I can only hope that the only place he can find solace to ease his pain, will be the blanket fort that he created for himself inside his mother’s garage.

Seay’s fear is palpable, but it’s his delusions of self-assurance, that I find to be the truly most troubling aspect of his clinically unbalanced personality, His self-admitted schizoaffective disorder diagnosis aside, Seay still las no excuse for posting this kind of veiled threat as social commentary, and rest assured, he knows full well what he is actually saying, even if he does try to hide it in-between the lines as he does so:
Every time I read something like this from an asinine adherent of the political movement that screams the loudest about so-called “cancel culture” as they themselves proliferate it to a ridiculously absurd degree, it brings to mind the intended messaging of the infamous “Die Ausstellung “Entartete Kunst” [The Degenerate Art exhibition] organized by the Nazi party, in 1937 Munich.

Just some friendly advice between you and me? If your inherent ideology lines up almost seamlessly with that of the people who passed racial purity laws, you my brother, are definitely on the wrong fucking side of the allegorical fence, no matter how you’d prefer to rationalize it. So, individual creativity needs to be “silenced” because you’re a hatefully irrelevant twat?

Yeah… good luck with that. I’m sure it’ll work out just as well as your “taking back America” coup did, on J6..

Fortuitously, for society as a whole, the Conservative ability for following through with hoped-for actions, is just as well-developed as their aptitude to think for themselves, as evinced by both their social media activity as well as their media interviews. They have the plans, they know what they want to happen, and yet, when it comes to carrying the water for it, in the end, they only wind up spilling it all over themselves.

Such is the case when it comes to the most virulent of Seay’s anti-rainbow rantings, wherein he propagates vile slander, pushes forward debunked theorems, and calls for punitive societal actions that are just three steps shy of a full-blown reenactment of Kristallnacht [AKA: The Night of Broken Glass”] in which an unfairly targeted demographic found itself literally overnight, turned into allegorical Enemies of the State.

The Nazi’s called them “Juden”.  Seay’s chosen definitive, while far less racist, is no less despicable:First off, my wannabe Wehrmacht water-boy, it’s spelled “heinous”, and second; whether you like it or not, being LGBTQ isn’t a crime of any sort in this country. Morally, legally, or spiritually. However, hate crimes are, as is e the endorsing of such things to happen, depending on the particular circumstances that led to said incidents.

We get it Jeffrey. We really do. You really, really, really, hate the ol’ LGBTQ. And it’s not because you’re mentally ill. That’s your excuse, your shield, and your fault in leaving it seemingly untreated. No, the reality is that you’re just a seethingly impotent loser sitting at home, posting memes and contributing nothing to the world, save for the carbon dioxide you so graciously provide for free to your mom’s house plants.

And that’s it. No personal accomplishments. No humane contributions. No legacy of societal impact whatsoever to be left behind. Just your craven catalog of lies, paranoic fears, slander, and stupidity. Sure, there’s always the possibility that even you, an aging dogmatist, could learn some new tricks, but that hope fades when it’s already clear that you never picked up any of the old ones to begin with:Jeffrey Seay of Bentonville, AR everybody. A fake Christian. An all too real Homophobe and Transphobe, and most definitively, a person that one day we’ll all be seeing on the evening news with the word “allegedly” placed prominently in the front of the chevron crawl announcing his name.

Once again, I don’t think that Seay would truly appreciate being compared to that type of all-too-common modern-day American loser, but if the tin-foil hat and matching coat fits? Well, he’ll just to have to make peace with it, I guess. In fact, being labeled as such, is possibly a thing with him, as this meme attests to:

Answer me a question, if you can: is it irony or cluelessness, that causes a person who supports a mango-tinted traitor who deceitfully accuses others of the very things that he himself has done, to falsely accuse others of that which he has undoubtedly done, after inadvertently providing the physical proof of it? I’m thinking that the answer is “both”, but you tell me.

All I’m saying here is that if you’re going to play the victim, maybe you shouldn’t have been caught red-handed willingly drawing the chalk outline that you’re currently laying in:

Man… where do people get the clearly erroneous notion that Seay might be a cravenly bigot? Truly, a mystery for the Ages, if you ask me. So, to recap; the members of the LGBTQ Community are in order, “Groomers”, despite no evidence of this, “Demons” despite the fact that they too, also don’t exist, and “perverts”, despite the fact that the one Seay supports, was convicted of sexual battery.

However, in a plot twist that I never saw coming, apparently rainbow-themed terrorists as well, despite that it’s consistently been Seay’s side of the political fence that’s been fomenting all the domestic violence as of late. But please remember, not to call him a name that perfectly describes just who he really is, because as we’ve all discovered by now, the sensitivity of a sanctimonious snowflake, tends to be off the charts.

As is their disturbing disconnection from both established reality and inherent humanity:Unfortunately for Seay’s fascist leanings, Gay people are Americans. Liberals are Americans. Transpeople are Americans. But he is right about one thing: it doesn’t matter if you keep “it” where the sun doesn’t shine, because regardless of Seay’s dumber than fuck opinion based so clearly on his own closeted tendencies, the people he despises are what truly gives America its nobility of strength, whereas his contributions to the body politic, causes it to rot away from the inside out.

Rember earlier where I talked about how flawlessly Nazi ideology blended with that of modern-day Neocon fascism? Well, here’s a shining example of this posted by Seay, that if it were laid out side by side with the Nuremberg Race Laws that the Nazi’s passed in September of 1935, the only key differences in their tone, would be the targeted demographic and the propaganda produced in concern to it:Those of us who are sane, fully understand that the phrase “abolishing by law: in relation to a specific group of people, is nothing less than a none-too-subtle codex intended to launch the genocidal action required to achieve such a goal. I guess we should all be grateful that Seay didn’t outright reference setting up Vernichtungslager, but trust me, it’s only a matter of time before he’ll eventually do so.

And similar to the manner in which the Nazi’s publicly referred to the Jews as being either “Untermensch” (sub-human) or “Ungeziefer”, (vermin) Seay weaponizes as equally vile terminology, in a pathetic attempt to paint the LBGTQ Community as being detrimental to the very e fabric of America itself:

Definition of the word Traitor: “One who betrays another’s trust or is false to an obligation or duty.” Or; “One who commits treason”, neither of which on any level, apply legally or otherwise, to being Gay or Trans, hiring someone who is, or supporting financially any pro-Gay business or individual.

And no, his self-admitted schizoaffective disorder doesn’t even begin to excuse any of this abhorrent hate speech either, no matter how much he’ll try to use it as necessary shielding in the future.

Seay is not only a bigot, as is obvious, but he also happens to be, quite the fucking moron as well, as proven by this craven commentary, wherein his suggestion for what he considers to be the “solution” to the ”LGBTQ problem”, echoes the underlayment of what came to be known as the Wannsee conference of January 1942:

Jeffrey Seay of Bentonville, AR everybody… a proud Constitutionalist who believes in the virtues of American freedom, unless those same said principles are legally extended to persons who for no judiciously defensible reason, that he so appallingly fears, despises, and disparages.

As I wrap up this disgustingly uncomfortable skinny-dip into the exceedingly shallow end of the collective gene pool, I’d like to think that Seay is the exception, rather than the rule, but for those of you who follow my literary endeavors with regularity, you already know that this is not the case at all. And while Seay may not be physically dangerous, his words and machinations of realty, sure as hell are.

Now, if you’ve managed to make it all the way through the breadth of the four sections of Seay’s story-arc, I commend you, if only for having the strength to wade through the sewer that is his mind, and coming out of it, both smarter and clean. But before I tie up the trash bag that is Seay’s abominableness, and leave it on the curb for collection, I’d like to end on one last slice of his self-owning hypocrisy:

I couldn’t have said it better myself Jeffrey. But I knew that the ever-seething voices in your otherwise empty head could, and boy, did they ever. I’d wish you luck, but I think medication would benefit you far better down the road. Well, that… or coming out of the closet, because Lord knows, you’ve already come out from under your rock



“What’s unnatural is homophobia. Homo sapiens is the only species in all of nature that responds with hate to homosexuality.” – Alex Sanchez, The God Box

Seay What? Pt. 3 (The Bored Identity)

“Conspiracism is always epistemic poison. this accusatory, credulous mindset, more than any individual theory, is what contributes to our epistemic crisis. it treats confirmation bias as confirmation, rumor as research, and innuendo as proof. It isolates its victims and builds their community on a foundation of sand. It falsely labels ideas and behaviors unconnected to reality as a heroic search for truth. And all those downsides, ironically, are part of conspiracism’s appeal. They’re part of why people believe.”
– Bonnie Kristian,

Greetings, Bitchiteers!

Today’s screed is all about conspiracy theories, and the Granfalloons of gullibility that believe them to be 100% true. For those of you unfamiliar with this term coined by the writer Kurt Vonnegut, a Granfalloon is defined as a “false karass”. That is, a group of people who share a collective identity, but ultimately find that their reciprocated association is essentially meaningless. Think Trumpers, members of any state “Militia”, or in its worst-case scenario, the die-hard fans of Nickelback.
Now, this is not to deride all conspiratorial constructs as being nonexistent mind you, as there’s ample evidence to suggest that given the number of galaxies and the planets within them, extraterrestrial life could possibly exist, that a shaved Bigfoot could be working as a barista in Portland, and maybe, just maybe, that there’s even a shooting script for Highlander 2: the Quickening” floating around out there in the wilds of Hollywood that might actually be worth committing to film once more,
Come to think of it, that last one was too unbelievable even for me, and I’m a guy who still has faith that one day, they’re going to make a J.J. Abrams movie lacking a lens flare effect, every three and a half minutes

But as they say, stupid is as stupid posts online, and whether its morons espousing that the events of 9-11 were an “inside job” (it wasn’t) or that Hollywood celebrities are drinking the blood of children to “stay young”, (explain Tommy Lee Jones to me, then) it appears that CT’s have taken hold of the world by way of an early onset senility storm, and they’re not going anywhere, anytime soon.

And nowhere is this theorem of mine more certified, than we take a walk through the cavernous void that serves as the intellect of todays screed subject, Jeffrey Seay of Bentonville, AR. Seay is currently, as regular readers know, on part 3 of what looks like it will be a quartet of my observations concerning his particular habit of going online and posting inanities both incredulously dense and if not disturbing, and today will be no different.

For ease of access as it were, I’ll be breaking them down into the following categories: “Health” (dealing with COVID-19 and its vaccines, “politics”, dealing with Seay’s ignorance and willful naivety regarding the subject, and finally my favorite section, “Wackadoo”, which covers a wide range of topics, the majority of which come in varying degrees of sanity, from the ever popular “WTH?” to the always entertaining, “WHAT. IN. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK?”

Case in point, this charmingly petite slice of what the “law and order” party thinks should be “done” about Facebook’s CEO Mark Zuckerberg and the former CEO of Twitter, Jack Dorsey, both of whom so far as I can tell aren’t under any form of federal or state indictment for breaking the law, aren’t currently being prosecuted for such, and most importantly, haven’t actually been convicted of anything to begin with.

Not that such trivial details matter to persons who get their political cues from a treasonous fascist, of course:
Gee, for the life of me, I cannot imagine where people get the absurd notion that conspiracy theorists are nuttier than a case of Zagnut bars, can you? Don’t get me wrong, I too, have a sense of homicidal range every time that FB goes and fucks with their layout and functions, but turning the Zuckold into a human pinata is also not the first option that comes to mind, either.

And when it comes to Twitter’s Dorsey, I find it hilarious that while conservatives are mad at him for supposed “shadow-banning” of conservative users that never actually happened, as my lifetime ban certainly validates, they seemingly had no issue with whatever Elon Musk is now calling it, becoming a literal haven for extremist White Nationalists. I guess that must be a quirk, and not a proof of concept.

However, I would be remiss in my duties as a professional Snark, if I also didn’t call attention to the fact that they also want to hang the DA who, after it was DECIDED BY A GROUP OF HIS PEERS BASED ON PRESENTED EVIDENCE, to charge Trump with (gasp!!!) crimes that he most certainly committed, if not kept admitting to in media interviews, at his rallies, and even on his own Twitter clone website, Truth Social.

What fucking nerve. Next thing you know, they’ll be telling us that the law is supposed to apply to everybody equally, irrespectively of whether they’re busy running for higher office, or not.

For those of you who’ve been reading this story-arc thus far, you’ll remember that Seay self-proclaimed of suffering from schizoaffective disorder, the nature of such I will not be rehashing yet again, for sake of not repeating that which has already been explained in detail previously.

Nevertheless, Seay’s admitted mental issues still don’t entirely excuse a fair majority of his ludicrously unhinged commentary, nor should it ever. If you’re aware that you’re mentally ill, then you’re also more than painfully aware when and how it’s triggered. And as social media is an editable medium, there’s more than ample opportunity for one to go remove and/or apologize for the mentally-impaired content you posted while suffering the effects of a fugue state.

Speaking of which, I can’t think of a better starting point to talk about Seay’s mentally-deficient affinity for equally intellectually-defective conspiracy theories, than the one that he more than likely spent most of his time mewling about, that being the minutia surrounding both the general issue of personal health, and the scourge that was the worldwide COVID-19 pandemic. Which of course, Seay believes was a Deep State plot:
I’m not entirely quite sure quite how Seay intends to establish just who did and who didn’t, get the “jab”, that he so mistrusts, but I’m sure his scheme to do so, is just as logically sound as his declaration that “they” will “pay dearly in a murder case as well”, which causes me to wonder if he thinks that “they” will kill him for being unvaxxed, or if he meant that “they” will be the ones dying at his hands, instead.

Best answers below, and the winner as a reward, gets a break from having to read any more of Seay’s insanity.

However, Seay knowing that the fight against actual reality is always an uphill battle, isn’t going to engage hi allegorical nemesis using data, logic, and a credible argument, oh no siree, Bob. He’s going straight for the throat of his imaginary adversary, and bringing in his own version of such, instead.

Ladies and gentlemen, wearing the white (of course) trunks, floating in an ethereal beam of light, and fighting on behalf of all of the voices in Seay’s head, the TRUE master of disasters, the man with a plan that you can’t understand because he works in mysterious ways, the one, the only… GOD!!!!!!
“it’s not Christian to wear a mask”, says guy who speaks of what is God’s will, despite never having once cracked open his coffee-table-decorating copy of the book that dictates what such is.

For instance, there’s Philippians 2:3, which says that; “Let nothing be done through strife or vainglory; but in lowliness of mind let each esteem other better than themselves”, or maybe I should quote Galatians 5:13; “For, brethren, ye have been called unto liberty; only use not liberty for an occasion to the flesh, but by love serve one”, which seems to indicate that we are called to do that which is necessary to help each other, which is exactly what mask-wearing does.

But for my money, Corinthians 10:23-24 just flat-out nails it: “All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not. Let no man seek his own, but every man another’s wealth.” in other words Jeffrey, stop being a false Christian, a paranoid prick, and a useless jackass, and put on your goddamn mask.

Why would I call Seay a “false Christian”? Well, other than the fact that a true one would be more than happy to show God’s love by doing whatever it takes to keep his fellow brothers and sisters safe, I’m also certain that a true lamb of God’s word wouldn’t also post prideful vulgarities such as this:
Call me crazy, but not spreading a possibly fatal illness on purpose to strangers, strikes me as the very epitome of what being a Christian is, but then again, what do I know? As an atheist, I don’t rely on a mythical Skydaddy to rationalize my motivations when I’m acting out with both overconfident selfishness if not outright willful ignorance, such as Seay so deliberately does.

I guess he also never read (or took to heart) the message of James 2:14-17, either: What doth it profit, my brethren, though a man say he hath faith, and have not works? can faith save him? If a brother or sister be naked, and destitute of daily food. And one of you say unto them, Depart in peace, be ye warmed and filled; notwithstanding ye give them not those things which are needful to the body; what doth it profit? Even so faith, if it hath not works, is dead, being alone.

In Seay’s very limited defense the Bible is a pretty dense book both in physical weight and where its lack of intellectualism, is concerned, so I guess it would be unrealistic of me to get to all of its relevant parts, save for the ones he uses to justify his own abominable actions, but nevertheless where his faux sense of faith falls through, he can always rely on his even far shoddier sense of humor to finish the job:

Groan… I don’t know what’s worse here- Seay’s “jokes”, the thought process that created them, or the fact that you just know that he thought that these were the best of the bunch. No wonder the people in his life allow him unfettered internet access. It’s probably a far better if not safer, alternative to what just might transpire if he were granted unsupervised admittance to his household’s kitchen chemical supply.

Of course, if such an occurrence had happened, it might then explain this display of dipshittery:

Granted, while this is quite stupid, it’s also not surprising in the slightest to those of you who’ve been closely following the posted course of Seay’s free-form dumbassery via my literary excursions. If I didn’t know any better, I’d have to suggest that even Seay himself doesn’t know what the hell he’s ranting about half of the time, and when he sort of does, it’s still nothing less than pointlessly sociopathic:
So, you may be asking yourself, as I most certainly did when I first read this post without the aid of any supporting context, just what in the blue blazes is this guy going on about? Would you believe me if I told you that it was based on his dislike of a descriptive applied to the common name of an oral disease known clinically as transient lingual papillitis?:

Which by the way, is a fact that Seay still manages to get wrong in his petulant display of faux outrage:
TLP, or “Lie bumps” as they are sometimes called by laymen and not doctors, [see: ”TLP”], are small red or white bumps that occur on the tongue. can cause pain and discomfort, stereotypically disappear after 2–3 days, and overall, are considered not to be dangerous to those who find themselves briefly afflicted with them.

And yes, they are known by that moniker due to the myth that a person could develop them after telling a lie. Now, why Seay is so upset at this minor deception borne from parents rubbing the rhubarb as it were, is beyond me, but I also think that it may be beyond Seay just as equally.

Calling something by a name that’s become enmeshed to its commonalty over the years, hardly makes someone a “traitor”, whatever the fuck that’s supposed to mean, but let’s also remember the source of this supposed outrage to begin with.

While Seay may find himself offended at the “lie”, he’s also the gone who pushes a Bronze-Age book of collective Middle-East-centered fairy-tales, as being the “truth”, so maybe his assessments should be taken with nothing less than a pound of salt for us, and a strong dose of paliperidone for him and the delusions he fuels.

And not for anything, I am amazed at his ability to seamlessly speak for God yet again as if calling something by a common nickname was a sin, [it’s not] as well as the knack with which he besmirched the myth of Santa Claus, degraded parents in general, and then wrapped it all up by calling the COVID pandemic “fake”, even though it’s caused over 1.1 million deaths in the United States alone.

Truly, a man of pseudo-science, if there ever was one to be found.

However, I did promise you conspiracy theories, and not just a walking example of a failed public education coming into its own, so let’s get started by diving into some of the Deep State plots, cherry-picked narratives, and outright lies that the anti-vaxxing movement has brought to the metaphorical table, rather than discuss the resultant carnage that these same said self-taught simpletons of basic science caused, via their ignorance and arrogance.

To begin, I’ll start us off with this deliberately misinterpreted slice of prosecutorial suggestion that in all practicality, doesn’t translate to the situation at hand, much less the fictional one that Seay hopes for:

Two things I must flesh out before I dissect this tripe, that being what is an Executive Order, and second; what does EO 13818 actually say?  First, an executive order is defined as a declaration by the president [or a governor] which has the force of law, typically based on prevailing legislative powers. Executive orders do not require any action by the Congress or state legislature to take effect, nor can the legislature overturn it.

However, the legislative branch can make it difficult, or even downright impossible, to carry out the order, by employing legal gambits such as passing legislation that invalidates it, or refusing to provide the funding necessary to implement the carrying out of specific policy measures delimited by said order. In other words, it can be regarded either as a definitive action, or a glorified Post-it note, depending on the circumstances if faces.

This synopsis aside, EO 13818 directly addresses being a foreign person who has materially assisted, sponsored, or provided financial, material, or technological support for, or goods or services to or in support of, serious human rights abuse that is conducted by a foreign person.

What this boils down to is that is that the entry into the United States by such persons who meet the above criteria, would be considered as being disadvantageous to the best interests of the. United States, and therefore, would be barred from legal entry.


Nothing about COVID, or the imaginary “hoax” that despite being “fake”, still managed somehow, to kill millions worldwide. Not a word about “Big Pharma” execs, Hospital Administrators, School Boards, the CDC, FDA, the “Media”, Governors, Mayors, or City Councilmen, either. Seay’s take, besides serving as the vilest of Alt-Wrong masturbatory fodder, is also 100% steeped in pore fantastical bullshit, as well.

This is why reading is fundamental, Jeffrey. And in your case, apparently exceedingly necessary.

Irrespective of the verified realty, Seay clearly fancies himself as an intellectual warrior, and as such, he’s not going to let a few worthless trivialities such as established data, proven science, and common sense, get in the way of his campaign to spread the Truth as well as COVID, because he has the best weapons and counter defense that an anti-vaxxer could ever hope to have. You guessed it… he has a MEME! And he’s not afraid to use it:
Fortunately, I have databases, empirical research, and even headlines from reputable and award-winning journalistic media to disavow this less than stunning “bombshell” from a self-declared “news source” that Seay discovered while gleaning “exposes” off of Twitter/X/Whatever the fuck Elon is calling it now:

Steadfastly though, as if he were the Rock of Gullible Gibraltar, Seay refuses to accept reality for what it is, over the dystopian nightmare scape that he’s willfully constructed within the abyss located between his ears, and because of this, he feels the need to share with us his ever-so-public stand:

The sharp-eyed amongst you out there in the wilds of the World Wide Web, may have noticed that the space featuring the “people” backing Seay’s asininity is as tellingly, as blank as his intellect is when it’s challenged, but I’m sure that they’re currently on their way to offer their collective support any minute now.

And when and if they ever do arrive, I can only assume that Seay will direct them to unleash their sanctimonious ire against the entity most responsible for the seemingly never-ending scourge of COVID misinformation being disseminated, that being, of course, the social media juggernauts that are Facebook, Google, YouTube, and as it was to be expected, Twitter/X/Whatever the fuck Elon is calling it now:

First off Jeffrey, as I’ve noted more than once in my previous writings, private companies are NOT subject to the overview of the First Amendment, unlike Governmental entities, which most certainly are. Second, as such, your misunderstanding of what the private property exemption actually means in relation to the aspects of social media, strikes as being nothing less than cringe-worthy, because it quite literally, has nothing to do with social media to begin with.

By definition, the private property exemption pertains to the allowance of you to protect a certain amount of the value of your primary property from taxes. This can be structured to either allow you to exclude a flat amount or a percentage of your taxable value, and it has not a goddamn thing to do with how social media does or does not operate, whatsoever.

Not that such details are going to stop Seay from cluelessly frothing at the mouth:

Minutiae counts. Especially when it punches holes in an egregiously false narrative, such as the one that Seay is presenting here. For instance, the doctor pictured within this meme, is none other than one Dr. Stella Immanuel of Texas, who not only called the COVID vaccine “Luciferian,” but declared that it could be easily exorcised by invoking the name of Jesus, like all competent doctors tend to do.

Furthermore, she also publicly discoursed that in her Nigerian medical school trained opinion, that gynecological ailments were the result of sex imaginings with supernatural beings, who transmitted their “demon sperm” into those who found themselves afflicted with such.

Immanuel was also the nation’s top prescriber of hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin in 2021 and 2022, writing 69,000 prescriptions for hydroxychloroquine, and 32,000 prescriptions for ivermectin the first year, and 30,996 prescriptions for hydroxychloroquine and 16,085 prescriptions for ivermectin, in the second., despite the fact that neither drug has been proven to be effective against COVID.

In addition, she also once commented that “Because the Luciferians and the globalists are not going to stop doing what they want to do to take over the world and corrupt every human being and turn everyone to human 2.0 and take over the nations of the world at the end of the day. God is going to come and stop this.”

Apparently, “God” didn’t get that particular memo, due to the fact that he’s imaginary, and that Immanuel is possibly insane, if not debatably unethical to a fault. But yes Jeffrey, we should all be listening to the doctor who was proudly retweeted by the twice-impeached, four-times indicted, incompetent, treasonous failed TV Reality-show host who told us all to:

Given this willingness of faith that Seay has developed over the years wherein he places full stock in the ramblings of charlatan wackadoos over that of the media platforms and medical professionals trying to save lives, including his own, I can see why he seems to possess the critical thinking skillset of an anemic turnip, at his best.

And once again, Seay himself, has graciously provided the empirical proof for my theorem:

Is there any better allegory to prove that you’re not wholly unhinged, than depicting the corpse of a hung child?

If one actually does exist on this planet, I really don’t want to know about it. Let us not forget, even for a second, that the same people who decry the debunking of false medical information as being akin to first-degree murder, are also the very same persons who won’t wear a fucking mask to actually protect them in the first place.

Sadly, Seay doesn’t see it that way of course, what with being dumber than fuck and all, and as he is, he’s not going to accept any personal responsibility for trusting quacks, disseminating possibly dangerous falsehoods, and crafting a disingenuous tale wherein he and his side are the “good guys”, and all those scrambling to stop a pandemic in its tracks, were insidious agents of a dark cabal, intent on gaining “control”:  

Sigh… when all of this writing is done, I think I’m going to send Seay a thesaurus just so he can acquire the knowledge necessary as to what words to use, along with the proper context in which to present them..

To note Jeffrey, the definition of “tyranny” is “a government in which absolute power is vested in a single ruler”, which sounds like, when given your support of Trump, more in line with what you essentially want to happen, rather than what’s actually is occurring.

And in tandem with that asinine assessment of yours, the definition of “obscurity” is described as being “the state of not being known to many people”, which when it comes to you and your ignorance, would only be regarded as a godsend across the board, if not your local community.

And in order of your other posted density, the Muslim religion cites burqas and niqābas as a testament of faith, you can breathe just fine wearing a mask, as medical professionals doing soi all day long easily certifies, the same goes for your voice as well, and the last time I checked dumbass, “smiling” wasn’t a right protected by the Constitution on any level, either.

And while you might not want to hear this my dimwitted disciple of dipshittery, the government doesn’t need to foist an “experiment” upon its populace to see who’s down with doing this or that, because they already have that information well in hand, courtesy of your social media posts and preferences, emails, cellphone calls and texts, personal spending habits, and offline activities. That ship sailed decades ago, you dumbass, and there’s not a goddamn thing that you, or I, or anyone, can do about it.

Speaking of things that are in our control, albeit with no small measure of contrived difficulty, the subject of Politics, is yet another area in which Seay’s ignorance tends to cosplays as if it were the Belle of the Ball and in doing so, reminds us all just why lead-based paints was banned from residential use in 1978:Man, is this economically efficient, or what?

Not only does Seay get in a swipe regarding the 2020 election which his treasonous Oompa-Loompa lost by 7 million votes, he also manages to insert a Transphobic slur as well, to boot. Gee, it’s almost as if he had no verifiable evidence to present to back up his claims of voter fraud. For some reason, this situation seems very familiar, but I just can’t put my finger on it:
Never mind. I remember now, and remembering is half the battle. The other half is eventual acceptance of Reality, a concept that Seay proves via these misinformed posts, that he doesn’t truly understand:

Um, Jeffrey? That’s not how elections actually work. See: “Kari Lake”, by way of example.

The World’s Angriest Creamsicle can sit in a corner and yell his head off that he didn’t lose all that he wants, but that still doesn’t change the reality of the conclusion that he did, nor does it stop the transfer of power, either. The verification of a candidate losing an election is what certifies a political loss as such, rather than the insane idea that he has to fully agree with the proven outcome first.

Nevertheless, Trump actually did concede, a fact that I’m amazed you missed, as it was all over the news:

Petulance may not be solely a Conservative value, but they sure do seem to engage in it far more than any other political party on Earth, let me tell you. Whether it’s whining about “cancel culture”, “wokeism”, imagined “pedophiles” and/or “groomers”, or a thousand other moral transgressions that they themselves are the worst instigators of, Neocons never accept either personal responsibility or verified realty on any level, whatsoever.

Case/s in point:

Move along folks, nothing to see here, save for the delusional fever-dreams of one Jeffrey Seay of Bentonville AR. An American citizen. An American voter. And an American moron, extraordinaire. If you’ve ever wondered why they still have to advertise toilet paper on TV, why silica packets in shoes are marked “DO NOT EAT”, and as to why Preparation H still requires usage instructions, here’s your reason.

I do so enjoy how sixty-four election challenges lost, multiple state recounts and voting record audits validating Biden’s win, no definable proof whatsoever of any nefarious activities in regards to 2020 election fraud, save for that practiced by the GQP and Trump’s own lawyers and advisers themselves, and four indictments relating to such, aren’t enough to sway Seay back onto the side of Logic, but rest assured, he’s NOT in a cult.

How do we all know this to be true? Because he said so, of course!  

Well that settles it, does it not?

Seventy-seven million people couldn’t possibly be in a cult, because it’s perfectly sane to assume that a former president who fomented an insurrection to overturn the results of a free and fair presidential election that he lost, who openly stole classified documents, obstructed justice, tampered with evidence, threatened judges, witnesses, and prosecutors, and who talks glowingly of fascist dictators, is nothing less than the purest representation of what America truly stands for.

Not to mention, I love how Seay slurs Democrats for having dyed hair, as his de facto leader walks around with a ferret glued to the top of his head, derides them for using pronouns out of respect for others, when he doesn’t even respect himself, and then calls them “baby killers”, when it’s his party that has zero issue with letting those very same said kids get slaughtered wholesale by gun violence.

Remember though… he’s so NOT in a cult. Nope. No way. Uh-uh. In fact, one of the best ways to let people know that you’re not in one, is to show just how plugged-in and rational that you really are, by referencing a fictional character from a film series whose last contribution to America’s cultural Zeitgeist, occurred in 1990:
Yup. This so reminds me of Joe Biden. The mental and physical obesity, the bad hair, the crassness, the bullying arrogance, and of course, the radiant personality that’s best associated with the type of guy who sells bootleg DVD’s out of the trunk of his mother’s borrowed car. Unfortunately for Seay though, he’s wrong as usual:
Ouch. That’s gotta hurt. Even if you’re the villain that people just love to hate. As is to be expected, Seay doesn’t see the aspects of Trump in Biff, because much like his Cinnamon Hitler, he’s quite the idiot to begin with. In fact, Trump so far as Seay is concerned, is a man of virtue, steadfastness, and of course, bravery:
Yes boys and girls, those mythical Man of Steal depicted here walking side by side with a lion no less, is the kind of leader that America needs. Resolute. Strong. Principled. And absolutely not afraid of anyone or anything:
Except of course, for the literal physical embodiment of America itself, that is. But let’s not forget, even for the merest of moments that Seay is not, I repeat is NOT, in what anyone of us might consider to be a “cult”:

In fact, I have even more proof provided by Seay, that he isn’t, and I’nm sure that you will find it just as intellectually devastating to any false assertions that his mental facilities aren’t firing on all eight cylinders:

I’m sorry, did I say “all eight”? I was trying to be complimentary, but in retrospect, I feel like I was being far more charitable than practical, here. Not only is every claim that Seay made blatantly false, save for the “mattress” joke, which I won’t even begin to portend that I understand as I’m not fluent in “Arkansas dumbfuck”, I’d also point out that they’ve all been soundly debunked by multiple sources as well.

However, given what we’ve all just read, I hope you can appreciate the clueless self-satirizing within this post:

The inherent and inadvertent irony… it simply burns. Although to be fair, the stupidity contained within the following commentary, might just give it a serious run for its money, when the dust has finally settled:
If anything, you have to admire the Alt-Wrong community’s dedication to willingly throwing themselves under the bus when it comes to supporting the disproven, the absurd, and the truly insane  Granted, I would have to think that at some point, consistently being held up for ridicule would have to become truly exhausting, but to be fair, as I tend to deal in established reality, I have yet to experience that feeling.

But Seay it seems, apparently has a long history dealing with such emotions, and there’s no end in sight:

I know that Seay self-admittedly suffers from the affliction of schizoaffective disorder, but for fuck’s sake, is there nobody in his life keeping tabs on him, even peripherally?

Forget the paranoia. Forget the word salads masquerading as political, cultural, and theological commentary, and even set aside for a moment, the level of failed intellect necessary to maintain such delusions, and the question still remains- who exactly, is in charge of balancing this loons mental see-saw? Because they’ are, and without question, simply terrible at their job.

And it’s not like there isn’t enough evidence to prove this theorem, as it’s obvious that perhaps Seay needs either an evaluation, an intervention, or a far stronger medication regimen, one that’s hopefully being overseen by a dedicated team of competent medical professionals. Unless of course, you regard commentary such as this to be humming along at the speed of “normal”:
Let’s check the particulars off the list… fantastical scenarios that didn’t happen? Check. A paranoid delusion regarding unwarranted tyranny? Check. And a duo of claims that you’re being targeted for telling the “truth” when it’s actually the opposite that’s true? Check and check.

Now, while this sort of pustulant posturing is sadly par for Seay’s course of debunked dissemination, it’s when he mixes his faux faith with his unmedicated meanderings that his true inner wackadoo really shines the brightest, if not the weirdest:

Jeffrey Seay of Bentonville AR, everybody. Legally allowed to drive, breed, own a gun, and handle sharp stabby things without the guidance of a supervising adult. And what better way to showcase that you’re as far down the path of no return as one can get, than to reference a cancelled TV show that you miss, with not one, but two, End-times “Mark of the Beast” conspiracy theories tacked on in addendum?

Show of hands: how many of you out there, have been faced with the exceedingly terrifying issue of being forcibly micro-chipped against your will? Anyone? Anyone at all? Man, does Seay have all of the worst luck or what? Can you imagine being the only one who’s ever seemingly confronted with these types of ethical situations, and not being able to prove it, save for posting memes about it?

And then, there’s Seay’s deceptively insane claims about the A=mish. Yes, you did read that right:
Jeffrey Seay of Bentonville AR, everybody. Seen here, having a nice relaxing cup of tea, as he expounds upon his other theories surrounding a demographic nobody else on Earth, seems to have any issues with:

I’m sure that overall, Seay’s fixation on a group that literally has no definable influence ever American politics, culture, or  anything else of actualized note is unworthy of any deep consideration, but it is telling as to how his day-to-day mental state fluctuates between a wide range of obsessive fascinations in concern to the self-imagined scenarios that he alone, so arduously crafts into fevered reality  

And as they say, where there’s schizophrenic smoke, there’s also the Masons:

All Seay looks for to certify that someone is a Mason, is “witchcraft” (in the year 2023) and “pedophilia” (perhaps he should look at his own political party?) because as we all know, anybody who engages in both, would make it a point to do so in public, as often as their free time and opportunity allows.

Crazy on the other hand, seems to have no set schedule at all, nor does it seem to ever take five minutes off:
Nor does it shy away from mining the still fertile ground of past fever-dreams, such as the ones that Seay’ has centering on lunacy derived from his disturbing preoccupation with the kid;s TV show, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers:
Yup. Once again, this is all perfectly normal for a guy in his FIFTIES, to be taking about online.

I’m being dead serious, too. You simply have no idea how many hours a week I spend online talking about how the ghost of American actress Farrah Fawcett keeps screwing with my family, just because my mom at some point in the seventies, aped her iconic hairstyle without asking her first.

On the upside though, the more that Seay finds himself preoccupied with a kid’s TV show, the less we have to hear about the falsehoods of both hos Lord and Savior, as well as the allegorical New World Order Neocons are always shitting their pants over:
Interestingly, Seay has hit upon a truly novel way for himself to connect with Christ’s message, and it’s one that I can honestly say has never occurred to me at all. Just make sure first, that its heralds are dead:
Anyone else out there, feeling like they’re learning so much useful information today? I know that I am, although most of it revolves around keeping Seay deliberately away from anything that can lead to accidental electrocution, inadvertent fire-starting, and/or catastrophic explosions.

And while we’re at it, maybe he needs to be cut off from surfing the Web without his being supervised as well, because thus far, nothing good has come of it, as these further examples of “WTF?” easily prove:
At this point, you would think that nothing Seay posts would throw me for a loop, but you’d be wrong, because every time I think I’m clear of hos insanity, he cranks it up a few more notches:
Once more, I do understand that Seay is self-admittedly mentally ill, but I still maintain that’s no defendable excuse for his posting this wide range of lunacy, given the fact that there’s medication and therapeutic treatments designed specifically for this sort of intellectual dysfunction. But the fact that he seems unwilling to utilize them at all in my opinion, puts most of the reprehensible onus back on him.

As I wrap up this last segment of this tale of paranoid pigheadedness, I’ll leave you with a last few bon mots of mentally-deficient malevolence, and while this last grouping isn’t as unbalanced as that which has preceded it, they’re still perfect examples of just important it is that Seay gets the psychiatric help that he so clearly requires:
Um, Jeffrey? That’s not how the continued maintenance of absolute influence held by the super powerful works. At all. And if you ever do find yourself going up against a well-established “cabal”, then you lost, long before you even started. But as Seay is stuck in a loop, he’s more than happy to run this last set of maniacal musings straight into the ground:
Call me overly cautious, but when given recent events wherein loons with views akin to Seay’s have acted out against society in horrific ways,  it’s reasonable to suggest that  if this sort of thinking is something that doesn’t make you concerned even just a little bit as to how it might all play out in the end, I’d suggest that you and Seay become pen-pals, or unwilling flat-mates within the confines of a secured room wallpapered in packing peanuts

And while I’ll end on this note for now, there’s still far more ludicrous fool’s gold waiting to be unearthed from the fetid morass that serves as Seay’s perceptive mind. But until that time arrives, I offer you this teaser to tide you over:

Words fail. But then again, so has Seay’s medication, to the detriment of us all.


“We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Seay What? Pt. 2 (A Jackie of all Tirades)

“An obsession is a way for damaged people to damage themselves more.” – Mark Barrowcliffe


Greetings, Bitchiteers!

How are we all doing today? Are we happy? Sad? Optimistic? Depressed? Or are we too busy presenting ourselves to the world entire, as being nuttier than a fifty-dollar pecan pie, and that without fail, as today’s screed subject Jeffrey Seay of Bentonville AR, does almost every day?

Now, if you’ve read the previous installment of this ever-expanding story-arc, you’ll already knew just why I say this, despite Seay’s self-admitted diagnosis of being afflicted with schizoaffective disorder.

To recap, SD is a mental health condition encompassing elements of both schizophrenia and mood disorder, and while it is a severe concern to those who’ve been sadly stricken by the ravaging effects it can unleash, it’s still not an excuse for all of Seay’s literally insane political, societal, and cultural takes, nor is it a legitimate defense as to why I should go “easy” on him, either.

Hate is still hate. Racism is still racism. Ignorance is still ignorance.

And all are treatable, adaptable, and able to be eradicated from one’s psyche and systems of belief, but only if one sincerely endeavors to do so. In other less diplomatic words, there’s never a hall-pass to be expected when you’re unjustifiably acting like a complete jackass albeit online or in person, and yes… it really is that simple.

In my last literary outing, I discussed Seay’s openly displayed racism, threats of implied violence, bizarre ramblings covering quite the gamut from social media platforms to the construct of his mythical and sociopathic “God”, but to be fair, I barely scratched the surface of Seay’s analogous to human pudding-skin intellect, or more accurately, the lack of such, coupled with his highly disturbing at times commentary.

This rather worrying aspect of Seay’s so-called personalities, has naturally led me to once more providing you all with concreted examples of his online opining that should serve as dire warning of that which is yet to come if persons such as he, are allowed to freely propagate their delusions unfettered amongst the far too easily susceptible citizenry, without the validated consequences of concerned oversight.

Now, this is not to say that his right to Free Speech should be curtailed, but it most certainly deserves to be called out fir what it actually is, that being the most odious measure of bullshit encrusted and paranoia-infused partisan pablum, that I’ve come across as of late. Save for the last three fellow loons of his that I’ve also written about, that is.

Dullards of a feather flock together, and all that happy jazz.

Today’s not so secret word of the day is “Obsession” boys and girls, and let me assure you, that Seay has a ton of them. But what is “obsession” you ask? Well, it’s demarcated as; “a persistent disturbing preoccupation with an often-unreasonable idea or feeling”.

Say, like Seay’s soon to be revealed over the course of due time fixations regarding nonsensical conspiracy theories, political erroneousness, anti-LGBTQ propositions, supposed Media malevolence, and almost retraining-order-worthy predilection with the celebrated singer Jacqueline Marie Evancho, for instance.

I did briefly touch upon Seay’s compulsion for believing that he and the social media powerhouse that is Facebook [hereafter referred to as FB] were locked in eternal battle for one-upmanship in my last screed, but I’d like to expand upon this curiously sad state of affairs somewhat more, before I eventually delve into his equally oft-bizarre valuations concerning POP culture, before I put it to bed as it were, with his creepily unhinged attacks on Evancho, who at the time he first laid his creepiness upon her, was only sixteen.

If you just threw up in your mouth a little at the mere thought of that, don’t feel bad. So did I, but then again, my brain, unlike Seay’s works the way nature intended it to. And nowhere is this better proven, then by his letting us all know right off the bat, just what it is that he didn’t come on to FB to “discuss”:

Quick show of hands, if you would- how many people currently gathered here, have to consistently deal with either “Flat-earthers” or anything else from the myriad list that Seay posted, openly harassing them on their FB pages and/or daily feed? Let me count…Yeah, that’s what I figured. Considering that I deal with Conspiracists nearly every damn day, and have lost count of how many times over the last five years that I’ve been told about the Deep State harvesting Adrenochrome from child sex slaves, I find it strange that I have yet to encounter any person espousing this particular fallacy even once, whereas Seay literally trips over them to the point of maddening distraction.

However, Seay is also gracious enough to let his fellow FB’ers know just who he is, as a warning to people who for some strange reason, couldn’t determine that for themselves, using only his memes, his postulant commentary, or his stunning ignorance, as the litmus test for their consideration as to whether they should attempt to acquire his ever so necessary FB friendship, or not:
How do you say “I’m a total fucking disingenuous idiot, who supports treason, over-militarization, gun violence, misogyny, bigotry, Homo/Trans phobia, and racism”, without using the actual words? Well, here’s your go-to example. Feel free to take all the notes you may need.

I do find however, that Seay’s advisory guidance is somewhat unnecessary, especially, given the fact that his “friends’ list on his FB profile, is possibly emptier than the space between his ears, and that’s saying a lot. Not only have I never seen anyone comment on any of his posts, I have also yet to see any proof of his actually interacting with any of his fellow humans either.

But hey duly warned is duly informed I guess, and I for one, have always appreciated that sort of optimism, unfounded as it is. Nevertheless, Seay marches on, resolute in his dedication in bringing the FB juggernaut to heel not because he despises their business model, or their global reach, but because he feels that certifying fact from fiction, is somehow a violation of his (and everybody else’s) “rights”:

Surprisingly, Facebook responded to Seay’s whining with the following straight to the point retort:

“Dear Jeffrey: Actually, FB is a private company who has SPECIFICALLY DETAILED USER AGREEMENTS AND TERMS OF USAGE POLICIES THAT YOU WILLINGLY AGREED TO WHEN YOU SIGNED UP, so feel free to stop posting about how you’re going to “delete” your account one day, and actually fucking do it for once. Signed, everybody else on earth who understands how reality actually works”

Whereas Seay finds himself inordinately vexed by the limitations of just what Free Speech actually entails, it’s FB’s fact-checking system that really gets under the fallacious fondant that serves as his skin, and there’s no better way to complain about it, then by posting a series of falsehoods in regards to it:

Yes Jeffrey… that’s how you know when something posted on FB is “true”. By not being able to prove that it’s fake as FB does, by using actual evidence. And I hate to break this to you as well, but when it comes to Liberals spending time in FB jail, they do it as well, but with far less consistency.

Because as you well know, unlike you, we tend to use fact-based arguments and all that, versus manufactured memes as our conduit to do so? Don’t hate the player Jeffrey- hate the game. But before you do, maybe you should learn how to actually play it with some competency first. And may I just say, if only for myself that is, that nothing proves just how upset you are with a clearly stated enforcement policy that certifies your idiocy, half as well as your cluelessly bragging about how often it’s been necessary to apply it to you:

I just have to ask, given Seay’s dearth of publicly posted proof of human interaction, just  what “friends ‘ have you made Jeffrey, and where exactly are they all in your times of need? Seems to reason that such ideological allies would be standing arm in arm with you, fighting the pointless fight, but then again, maybe it’s just another one of your delusions running amuck, which is probably the case.

And the use of a misappropriated cartoon icon that’s been most closely associated with the White Nationalist movement as well? Truly, that’s one of the best ways ever discovered to easily convince others that the “arguments” currently supporting your ideology, are nothing less than intellectually sound, let me tell you.

But where Logic itself fails, then inanity must reign, right? Sort of. Because try as he might, Seay literally cannot get out of the way of his own inherent crazy, as these random postings easily attest to:

Once again, a serving of word salad that looks as if it was assembled from inside the confines of a still-running blender, resulting in yet even more pointless demands that FB will neither read, or even ever act upon.

And when these two … let’s just call them “ramblings”, failed to produce the results that Seay wanted, he fell back onto his favorite detraction grenade, that being the foisting of inane conspiracy theories:

As you may have already surmised, this is not the case. First, as a FB user, you can control your “feed” using FB’s easy to find control settings, and second, Spotify has not a thing to do with FB’s feed, policies or actions, as they’re distinctively disparate companies to begin with. JFC Jeffrey: you’re not even remotely close to being that important to people in your own wretched life, and yet you honestly believe that FB would waste their time and management resources fucking with the likes of you?

Yeah. Good luck with that. As well as continuing in your resistance to “apologizing” for a self-invented transgression that nobody accused you of committing in the first place. Playing the victim, while long a Conservative gambit, finds itself given a new reach by Seay’s addition of his always flawed interpretation of just what is, and what is not, “American”. An opinion that I find almost adorable, in its abject selectivity:

Now, I could comment on this absurdity, but the universe being what it is, already provided me with the best retort, and who am I to mess around with an excellently phrased gift of near-perfection snarkiness?

I’d suggest that Hunt is onto a good point of discussion here, but it’s also fairly obvious that Free Speech is a far-too-challenging topic that’s just outside the grasping line of Seay’s already over-taxed and limited intellect, as he so graciously proves here:
So, let’s establish the guidelines here: Seay thinks that the deleting or blocking of copen commentary on a post or posts, is nothing less than a self-righteous act of vile censorship, and therefore, should be disavowed. I can actually get behind this, as the free exchange of ideas is essential to a functioning democracy, if not the overall betterment of mankind’s march towards progress.

But what if those same said ideas are dangerous to the common good, hateful to Humanity, or in Seay’s case totally insincere to what he just claimed was inherently morally craven for others to openly do? Well then, I can only guess it’s a disingenuous act of “do what I say, not what I do”, yet once more:
One day, some techno genius is going to come out with a phone app that helps track Conservatives multiple hypocrisies in real time, and after he does, he’s going to make Elon Musk his unwilling personal bitch-boy, using nothing save the bank interest accrued off the pure profit alone. Shame then, that Seay is far too busy nonsensically ranting about FB, rather than put all of those voices in his head to work: I’m not sure what’s sadder to discern here: the fact that Seay sat down and actually composed these mentally-challenged meanderings to the best of his ability with the most supreme of effort, or that he thought this was the best version of both to present to the world without any sense of self-reflection.

In retrospect, a moment set aside for such introspection, may have allowed Seay to take thirty seconds and discover that specific situations may exist in which certain aspects of stereotypically protected Free Speech may not fall under the auspices of the 1st Amendment. These may include issues of “hate” speech, child exploitation, slander, factual threats, and those words which may or may have already, incited unchecked acts of violence.

And whether Seay likes it or not, this message of his meme that’s posted below is blatantly false, when those allegorical and possibly arbitrary rules are used as a societal yardstick, as the First Amendment only protects your speech from government censorship, such as that which may be illegally threatened by federal, state, and local government entities, AND THAT’S IT. Simply put, corporations are not subject to it at all;

And no, this is not what modern-day book burning looks like, because they actually look like this:

But please Jeffrey, mewl to us all about how unfair it is that you can’t freely watch videos centered around promoting dangerous lies, anti-vaxx propaganda, racism, homophobia, and debunked conspiracies, produced by persons who film their “exclusive truth” podcasts on a 2nd generation I-phone inside their Moms’ garage.

Left to his own devices in an earlier era, I would have dismissed Seay as just another random kook I’d happily cross the street to avoid, but as the modern-day social order no longer has that protective bulwark any longer due to the double-edged invention and insertion of the internet into our everyday lives, we’re all sort of forced to deal with the terminally ignorant far more than we’d ever wish to.  

But as Seay ill-advisedly, does have unfettered if not unsupervised internet access, we’re all sadly subject to observing his mini-meltdowns being presented as social commentary, even when they’re clearly not:

Note to self: find out who this “Medasin” guy is, download every album that he’s ever made, and then send him a very nice “thank you” card for pissing Seay off this much.

And once again, I love how Seay cluelessly demands that both Spotify and FB (for some reason), listen to him in the same way that he listens to whatever voice in his head that keeps openly suggesting that he embarrass himself in public. However, out of all of these nuggets of madness, this just may be my favorite post, for reasons that are going to be obvious:
Man, I wish I had that kind of self-confidence when I’m out in public sans medication to suggest with no sense of sarcasm that someone was “possibly a lab grown person meant to masquerade”, but c’est la vie, and all that, I guess.

As I’m not a doctor, I can’t even begin to tell you what’s actually wrong with Seay past the effects of his self-declared schizoaffective disorder, but even that doesn’t fully explain his random tangents of obsession, such as the one regarding “porn” that’s being displayed here:
Show of hands! How many of you find yourselves bombarded with pornography every time you go on a legitimate news website? Anyone? Anyone at all? C’mon now, don’t be shy. Speak right up, and let us all know in what way the two blondes who don’t know how to properly tip a pizza guy using cash instead of gash, hurt you.

Seay’s dislike of porn though, isn’t really the issue that I’m mocking here, as even I at times, feel that modern-day porn sometimes goes way too far past the pale, especially where the subsets of rape, BDSM and “teen” fantasy are concerned. No, what I’m making fun of in the short-term, is the fact that not only do legitimate news sites not run porn ads, Seay wouldn’t even know what those are to begin with, given what he erroneously considers to be pornography:

Why do I get the feeling that Seay is so uptight that if he were to undergo a colonoscopy, they’d need dynamite as well as the standard dose of anesthesia to gain access to his colon? Cleavage is “porn”? In what era and on which planet, do you currently live Jeffrey, because it sure as fuck isn’t Earth.

And by the way, you’re turning 50 didn’t give you the “privilege” of blocking people you don’t like on FB, you loon, because that’s literally how ALL social media works, regardless of age, mental acuity, or in your case, an overblown sense of self-righteous Victorian-era prudishness. In addition, what does your being debt-free have to do with the issue of supposedly unwillingly inflicted upon you, porn ads?

So, Seay despises pornography. Good to know. Not necessary, useful, or even that interesting to know as well, but hey…  to each his own personal battle, I guess. Therefore, I can assume that it can be safely suggested that since Seay loathes porn as he does, then it would also stand to reason that he’s also not an ardent fan of its creators, its talent pool, its promoters, and most certainly, not its users:
Well, three out of four, anyway. And BTW, David did not have sex with a “porn star” unless MindGeek had a division based in the unified kingdom of ancient Israel, and somehow that chapter was left out of the Bible. Which is sad, because those stories about a lonely widow and a randy goat herder would have been lit AF.

For the scriptural record, King David, depending on who you talk to, had either an adulterous affair with, or engaged in an act of sexual assault against, a woman of noble birth by the name of Bathsheba. And no, God didn’t exactly “forgive” David’s transgression either. In fact, the first thing that God enacted was a prophecy wherein David would suffer the loss of his three sons; that being; Amnon, Absalom, and Adonijah.

Following that, God decreed that David’s wives would be “humiliated before all Israel”, an event that came to pass when it was discovered that Absalom had lain with “his father’s concubines in the sight of all Israel”. God then capped off his revenge tour with the death of Samuel, who was the love-child of David and Bathsheba’s torrid tryst / possible sexual assault.

And as Seay is a self-declared adherent to what’s in the Bible, he knows that the above is true, because it CLEARLY SAYS SO IN THE BIBLE. Sure, adultery may be number seven on his top ten “no-no” list, but I’m sure he forgave the guy who not only can’t recite a single bible verse, but whom also spends his Sundays playing golf, rather than attending church.

Yup. That totally clocks. And as Seay is all about keeping the Sabbath holy, you would think that Trump’s numerous sins should upset him greatly, considering that Trump once infamously declared that; “When I drink my little wine, which is about the only wine I drink, and have my little cracker, I guess that is a form of asking for forgiveness, and I do that as often as possible because I feel cleansed,”

Call me crazy, but if you’re the type of “Christian” who can’t recite a single biblical parable, doesn’t attend church, and repeatedly commits acts of adultery, fraud, bearing false witness, and refers to the Host as “my little cracker”, then the odds are probably pretty good that you’re a Christian in the same way that Trump is a faithful husband. But nevertheless, Seay knows who’s really disrespectful of the Sabbath, and has no problem saying so:As always, hypocrisy is my favorite Conservative value. And while they’re not the only ones that practice it, they sure seem to engage in it far better than anyone else does. But sports aren’t the only thing that Seay refuses to watch anymore, for as it is with most of his obsessive tendencies, he prefers to take it up a notch. In this case, it centers on the TV show once known as “Person of Interest”, which ran on CBS from 2011-2016:

For those not in the loony loop, “POI”’s central plot was centered on the premise that an ex-CIA agent and a wealthy programmer, saved lives via a surveillance AI that sends them the identities of members of the general public allegedly involved in imminent wrongdoings, and that’s it. Think of Tom Cruise’s 2002 film “Minority Report”, but without the floating in a jacuzzi psychic triplets.

And I would also venture a guess, without the supposed hatred of American values and way of life, to boot.

As to what Seay is babbling about in relation to John 9, in essence it says that the coming of Jesus will disclose who people really are, and as we are all collectively existing in darkness, we need to slavishly accept Jesus as our Lord and Savior, in order to be “saved”… from HIM. Yup. That totally clocks with the contextual plot-lines of a cancelled show that features the progenitor of HAL 9000 in 2001: A Space Odyssey, doesn’t it?

Sadly, this Moebius strip of mentally-challenged meandering, is quite the commonality in Seay’s alleged to be thought process, and it isn’t content to just prattle on endlessly about a show that’s been off the air for eight years, oh heck no. it’ willing to be just as idiotic about a whole slew of TV related nuttiness as well, and if that’s not personal growth, I don’t know what is:
Jesus Mythical Christ, this is exhausting. And let’s not forget, we haven’t even reached the basement level of Seay’s discount-bin-purchased brain yet. By way of example, feel free to peruse these slices of what happens when Seay’s medication fails to do its job, centered on the American superhero television series known as the “Power Rangers” And read them all, because his commentary is truly disturbing:

I’d like to take the time to point out that the actor Keith Robinson, who played the part of Joel Rawlings in Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue, is not only not a pedophile as Seay so slanderously claims, but has also never been accused or even rumored of being such, in the first place.

I speak only for myself of course, but is anybody else who’s reading this creed, hoping beyond all hope, that Seay isn’t legally allowed to own any form of firearm? Because Holy-what-in-the-actual-the-fuck, dude. You quite seriously, need to be secured the hell away from not only access to the World Wide Web, but possibly, your immediate neighborhood as well. If not its local toy shops.

However, crazy is as crazy acts, and the one other show that Seay really has a tumescent hate-on for, is the one whose creator once described it by saying that;

 “Star Trek speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow — it’s not all going to be over with a big flash and a bomb; that the human race is improving; that we have things to be proud of as humans. No, ancient astronauts did not build the pyramids — human beings built them, because they’re clever and they work hard. And Star Trek is about those things.”

But as you’ll see, Roddenberry’s truly Humanist vison, is perceived quite differently by Seay:
As I said, Holy-what-in-the-actual-fuck, dude? I’m not entirely sure when the happy day will arrive when the authorities in charge lock you away in a room wallpapered in washable vinyl, but it can’t come soon enough.

Now, when that long overdue day of enforced institutionalization finally does commence, it’s not as if the world itself will get any less stupid, hateful, or paranoid, but it’s definitely a step in the right direction, nevertheless. I say this not to be flippant, but vas we’ve seen Seay’s quirks of logic walks the razor’s edge between being a source of mockery, versus becoming an inevitable headline one day.

I earlier mentioned why this is, and it’s largely due in part not to Seay’s asininity in regards to his takes on politics, POP culture, and theology as you might assume, but something far more disturbing. I am of course, referring to Seay’s fixation with a celebrity that until I came across the 70+ posts that Seay has devoted to harassing and slandering them, I had no idea who they even were to begin with.

This person, who has through no fault of her own, unfortunately become the apoplectic of Seay’s delusional eye, is one Jacqueline [”Jackie”] Marie Evancho, who is best known as a singer, concert artist, actress, and model, A platinum selling recording artist, Evancho’s big break came after her performance of “O Mio Babbino Caro” on NBC’s America’s Got Talent (when she was only ten), blew the doors of opportunity wide open.

Prospects that faced severe curtailing after she also controversially sang at Trump’s 2017 Inauguration. The reason why Evancho faced such harsh backlash, centers on the fact that while Evancho has a transgender sister named Juliet, the Trump administration itself, promoted an abominable stance on LGBTQ rights.

Such incivility openly occurred, despite Trump’s false assertion that he would both be a “better friend” to the community, and that when it came to his administration, he felt that, and I quote directly; “Sexual orientation would be meaningless. I’m looking for brains and experience. If the best person for the job happens to be gay, I would certainly appoint them,”

Foisting a blatantly obvious ploy to appeal to the Gay voting demographic, Trump also declared that; “And by the way the LGBT community is just—what’s happened to them is just so sad and to be thinking about where their policies are currently with this administration [Obama’s] is a disgrace to that community”

So, how exactly did these heartfelt pledges play out in the end, you ask? Well… just as you’d expect it would.

Trump’s administration not only opposed the Equality Act that guaranteed non-discrimination protections for LGBTQ people and which was eventually passed by the House, he also appointed anti-LGBTQ judges: crassly joked about VP Pence’s wish to hang LGBTQ people, supported LGBTQ employment discrimination via amicus briefs submitted to the Supreme Court, banned transgender people from serving in the military, as he rolled back Obama-era non-discrimination protections.

He also issued a regulation granting federal contractors the right to fire LGBTQ workers because of their sexual orientation or gender identity via a claim of religious exemption, as well as creating a Religious Discrimination Division in order to foment legalized religious persecution against the LGBTQ Community, as he removed explicit protections for LGBTQ people in healthcare programs, as well.

Then there was the attempted elimination of the entire Affordable Care Act, directly affecting those afflicted with HIV. and the suggested trimming of $1.35 billion from the PEPFAR budget: which assists in the fight to stop the spread of AIDS overseas. And even sadder, this isn’t even a quarter of what he’s purposely done to foster anti-LGBTQ hysteria, nor are they even the highlights of such.

Truly, the best friend and protector that the LGBT Community could ever ask for, am I right?

Evancho for her part, issued a statement in concern to the backlash that she experienced from Trump’s numerous detractors, saying: “I now get to tell myself that my name goes down on that long historical list of people who sing at the inauguration. It was a huge honor and an experience I’m never going to forget.”

Simple. Mature. And brief. And in no way, shape or form, was it a snide swipe at Trump.

In a later interview, Evancho addressed the issue of attacks on the rights of Trans people, stating that; “We really just need to fix it. Things need to be equal for everybody. You can’t exactly be comfortable and happy in your own skin when you have all of these restrictions on things that everybody should have.”

This of course, is how America is supposed to work, and just as before, in no way shape or form, was it a targeted attack on Trump, his GQP stooges, or the policies that treat the LGBTQ Community as being perverted, freakish, or evil. Class in action, if I do say so myself, and I do.

This of course, is how America is supposed to work, and just as before, in no way shape or form, was it a targeted attack on Trump, his GQP stooges, or the policies that treat the LGBTQ Community as being perverted or evil. Class in action, if I do say so myself, and I do. However, this is how Seay interpreted such graciousness, which leads me to think that if her security team doesn’t have a picture of him by now, they probably should soon:

You read that right, boys and girls, Seay wants Evancho [who was 16 at the time], DEPORTED for publicly supporting LGBTQ civil rights. Can you say, “Stay 600 yards away from Mrs. Evancho at all times”, as Evancho’s security detail will more than likely one day, have to ask a court to enforce with a legally binding decision?

Other than the fact that a US citizen cannot be deported, regardless of whether he or she was born in the United States or became a naturalized citizen, this take is crazier than fuck.  Balls to the Wall, medication required, shock therapy worthy, lock him up and throw away the key suggested, full-on cuckoo lunacy.

You would think that Trump being as anti-LGBTQ as his policies strongly suggest that he is, would be enough to soothe Seay’s rampant Homo and Trans phobia, but apparently, it’s not. And even more odd, is that despite all the Trump love Seay consistently gives out for free as if here Herpes at a singles bar, he took his unwarranted rage at a SIXTEEN-YEAR-OLD CHILD, out on the one guy that represents him, if not his idiocy perfectly.

Buckle up kids, because there’s a whole lot of rage-quaking going on. And trust me, I do mean a LOT. You might want to actually go make a sandwich, hit the bathroom, and slip into your comfy at home pants, because when it comes to this section, you’re going to be reading for a while:
Now, before you get upset with me, I’d like to remind you all, that I did say this was going to be a long stretch. And if you’ve ever wondered what sort of pen pal celebrity superfans such as Mark David Chapman, John Hinckley Jr, Robert John Bardo, Kevin James Loibl, Nathan Gale, John Thomas Sweeney, Yolanda Saldivar, Andrew Cunnanan might like to hear from, I guess you now have your definitive answer.

I’m obviously joking/not joking of course, because despite Seay’s unsettling fixation on hoping to imprison [at that time] a child who dared support a family member in regards to a personal decision that is neither his concern or one that will affect him on any level, he does have the right to say it. However, those around him, also have the right to use it as evidence against him that maybe whatever psych meds he’s been currently underdosing himself with, may need to be reevaluated.

Let me also reiterate, that no matter what Seay’s clearly transparent mental issues are, it’s still not an excuse for him or anyone who supposedly cares about him, to rationalize that this sort of slander and harassment, is socially acceptable for any reason, and as modern-day history has shown, the cult of personality that surrounds most celebrities can turn deadly in a heartbeat.

Is this to say that I believe Seay to be potentially and perilously violent? Not necessarily, but I/m also confident that there’s any among you that regards these postings as being well within the boundary of what could be defined as comforting societal commentary, either. Especially when I discovered this little nugget of accusatory asininity tucked amid the folds of Seay’s fallacious fantasies:

Keeping in mind that Seay has never met Evancho face to face, and that she most certainly has never done anything to him, much less havie any idea who he actually is, this comment is rather chilling in its message.

Taking into account that obsessed fan Chapman thought that Lennon was a “phony”, that Loibl believed that Christina Grimmie was his “soul mate”, and that Bardo turned his adoration with actress Rebecca Schaeffer into an act of cold-blooded murder, so yeah… anything’s possible when you mix your neurotic tendencies with self-invented situational crisis, I guess.

And if any of you were worried about Seay abandoning his mango Mussolini for good, take heart, because like most cultists, he was more than happy to crawl back to him in the end, and lick his boots:
I’d also like to note that this gambit of playing the hapless victim of cruel conspiracy-laden circumstance, is a favorite deflection of Seay’s, as the posts below will soon hopefully prove. Once again, I apologize for the number of images displayed, but if you’re going to provide veracity for a theorem, I’ve always believed that you should hit it with everything you’ve got:
Now, while this assortment has a modicum of strangeness attached to it, Seay’s slandering of the Amish, of all people, is what’s truly worth the read here. And yes, it’s even weirder than you might ever think it would be:
Man, if I had a dollar for every time I heard about someone being attacked by the Amish as they walked down a city street listening to their Walkman, I’d have exactly… (checks bank account) zero dollars, because this story never happened outside the confines of Seay’s severely warped mind.

And when it comes to “Amish duty”, which is a term that Seay invented for his fanciful if bot hateful tale, Amish men are expected to be good husbands and fathers by being loving and supportive of their wives and children, provide for their families, and lead their households, and that’s it.

The Amish do not attack people for using technology. The Amish do not eschew its use either, depending on the situational context of the community that they’re in, and several Amish communities are also electrified as well, although the power they utilize is typically provided by generators and batteries, rather than a reliance on their local power grid

In short, this story is bullshit, and Seay is truly full of it. However, we need to return back to the void that both serves as, and openly stores, the meanderingly annoying madness that is Seay’s thought process:

Move it along, folks- nothing of merit to see here, save for the spectacle involving a wretch of a man whose brain has so many holes in its logic, he can replenish the hot air it requires to function, simply by shaking his head ever so vigorously on a warm summer’s day. But the best of the bizarre is yet to be presented, and it involves the reason/s as to why Seay is supposedly now self-employed:
Ok… for those of you keeping track, Seay became forcibly unemployed from Walmart [shocker] due to either; an unnamed Mormon who ‘burned him out”, his sense of self-preservation or even perhaps his opinion regarding abortion, as his meme is kind of vague as to what he’s actually babbling about, or time theft for sleeping on the job. And in what may be the most insane thing that I’ve read thus far, because Power Ranger thespian Thuy Trang, (a “superhero actress”) died in a tragic car crash that WASN’T a hit and run.

Yup. Nothing fucked-up about any of that, let me tell you. However, it’s Seay’s fixation with Jackie Evancho that brings us to this wrapping-it-the hell–up segment of today’s screed, and if I could, I’d like to offer up some perspective:

I for one, LOVE the actress/model/singer/awesome person known as Milla Jovovich, and while I’ve seen all of her movies multiple times, proudly own a copy of the “Hellboy” reboot wherein she stars as the “Blood Queen”, have listened to her two albums [1994’s “The Divine Comedy” and  1998’s “The People Tree Sessions”] more than once, and have compiled more than 300 ‘screensavers’ that feature only her, I’m still not camping outside her house with a tent and a Coleman lantern either.   Do you know why that is?

Because unlike Seay, I’M NOT POSSIBLY FREAKING INSANE. No other reason, of course. None whatsoever.

Ok. Maybe there’s a few reasons more, but we really don’t need to talk about them at this particular moment.

But exactly just how deep does Seay’s specific rabbit hole of discomforting fixation go? Pretty goddamn deep, actually. In fact, if he keeps digging it at the rate he’s currently attaining, he’ll surpass the obtained depth of the Kola Superdeep Borehole SG-3, in virtually no time at all. At this point, Seay’s consistently simmering hatred for a person who’s done nothing more belligerent than display the Christian values that he claims to have, but sorely lacks, borders on the pathologically clinical.

Oh, I’m sorry. Did I say “bordering on”? I meant to say that he was in all the way up to that rotting cabbage that he ever so charmingly calls his brain. My bad. Won’t happen again. Pinky swear. As I noted earlier, while Seay is now openly attacking a person who is now a 23-year-old woman, he was more than comfortable in doing so, when she was only SIXTEEN, as well.  

Mental illness or no, Seay’s propagating of vile commentary such as this, is eminently disgusting, if not perverse:

“I don’t support hate groups”, says Transphobe who’s spent a considerable amount of his free time rabidly demonizing the LGBTQ Community, American POP culture, social media companies, and anyone or anything else whose politics don’t align with the hypocritical support he displays for the treasonous seditionist whom he’s chosen to be his primary choice to once more serve as US President, but I digress, if only for the sake of my sanity.

Rationality by the way, seems to be the one item on God’s checklist that he forgot to install into Seay at the moment of his unfortunate birth, and nowhere is this more evident, then when the subject of Evancho’s continuing existence is taking center stage within his already overtaxed brain. This self-invented stressor, based on Seay’s hatefully ignorant fear, results in his posting venomous tripe like this:

You are now seeing what unfettered mental illness looks like, and it’s dually heartbreaking and woefully pathetic. Seay here, disgustingly depicts an at the time this photo was taken. TEN-YEAR-OLD Evancho, behind bars for her imaginary “crime” of supporting her just so happens to be Trans, relative.

I mean, it’s one thing to dislike a celebrity due to their lifestyle or political choices, but demanding that they be criminally penalized for them when at the time of their expression, they’re literally a child? Yup… that seems normal for a person I would consider to be nothing less than a budding sociopath. For as the Joker once said; “Sanity is like gravity. All it needs is a little push.”.

And it’s fairly clear that at some point in his life, Seay’s sense of such, was forcibly pushed off of a cliff:
And apparently, it reached its terminal velocity in no time at all, as this spitefully misinformed posting verifies:First off, you jabbering jackass, it’s her sister that she supports, your mythical God says not one thing about Transpeople at all, and just because someone happens to be a crossdresser, that doesn’t necessarily mean that they’re also Trans as well. I’d suggest t ta you pick up a book and learn something for a refreshing change of pace, but as it’s perfectly obvious that you’ve never cracked open the cover of the opine you claim to take your moral guidance from, such advice would eventually prove itself worthless.

Wow. She loves her sister, and her doing so caused you for some definitely known reason, to suffer a nearly year-long bout of high blood [pressure? Jesus, what a n absolutely inhuman bitch.

And when I use that term, please note that I’m referring to you, Jeffrey. But like all weak-minded Transphobes, Seay needs to rationalize hos bigoted buffoonery to others, and when he does so, I’d opine that it’s fair to say that it only makes him look even that more goddamn stupid than he already presents himself to be:

I have no idea how no one has ever clued you in on this concept Jeffrey, but “forgiving” someone for things that only you took unwarranted offense at, means not a fucking thing to anyone else, save for you and you alone. In addendum, it also doesn’t mean that you have to “do” anything regarding it either, say like listening to their music, watching their movies, or buying the products that they may endorse.

Thanks for attending my Ted Talk for Lunatics. I can only hope that you took detailed notes.

Speaking of which, I’m pretty confident that the ones that Seay’s eventual team of court-ordered psychoanalysts will have to take just to correctly diagnose him correctly some hopeful day down the road, will most certainly when published, will be quickly adapted into a horror flick, a psychological; thriller, and eventually, as a dark comedy made by Wes Anderson that no one will understand, much less go see:

As Seay is a self-declared “Christian” very much in the same way that Donald Trump is a “Patriot”, I guess we shouldn’t be at all surprised that when it comes to displaying his displeasure that a child has an opinion contrary to his, he’s more than happy to toss out the Good Book, and instead, prove to us all yet again, that he’s never read any other one that didn’t have pop-up as its main feature:

According to the Urban Dictionary, a “Whoreo” [correct spelling counts, dumbass] is “like a whore, only with a “cream” filling”.  Interestingly, it can also describe a person who makes you mad enough to want to shout at them without actually wanting to insult them, so Seay’s so-called insult is somewhat underplayed here, at best.

But also let us never forget, that this 50+ year-old self-styled man of God is hurling this invective at a person he’s never met, who as a TEENAGER, supposedly “offended” him close to seven years ago:

Trust me though, it only gets worse, for Seay, despite being a man of middle-age, of self-professed Christian faith, and filled to the brim of his brain a truckload of prescribed drugs that would drop Motley Crue’s Nikki Sixx at a distance of fifty yards, is also equally comprised of a purely spiteful malevolence that I honestly fear one day, will result in an innocent finding themselves grievously injured at his hands

I don’t say this lightly, and I don’t say this arrogantly, either. This behavior is not, and never should be, considered to be normal on any level, nor flippantly dismissed as being nothing more than a lone loon typing out his version of a moronic manifesto within the confines of the dark bedroom where he grew up, either.  These mini displays of public meltdowns are warning signs, that right or wrong, need to be taken seriously.

Definitive case (and its proof) in point: See where I’m going with this? And don’t just take my word for it, because here’s a delightful little snippet wherein Seay begs his false God for his mother to fall into severe medical distress, because somehow her doing so, would make it apparently far easier for his lazy ass to acquire his Hot Pockets, I guess:

Man, you can really feel the love of Jesus coming off of him, can you not? What makes this particular post exceedingly vile, other than Seay’s revolting contempt for his clearly physically disabled mother, is the reality that while he openly prays for her to succumb into a possibly never-ending coma, he’s also situating this plea for false respect saying quite the opposite:

But please tell me again, anyone out there who thinks that this sort of thing is normal, just why we should turn a blind eye to it, especially in an age where people of similar mental dysfunction take what they see on the internet as Gospel, and act with malevolent intent because they derived some form of permissive inspiration from it.

If Seay is willing to utter such things as about his own mom, do you really think he’d give a rat’s ass about a stranger that he’s formed predetermined and wholly paranoid misconceptions about? I’d say “no”, but then again, I’m also fortunate to not be anywhere near as mentally shortchanged as Seay seems to be.

And as if you needed any more proof of concept, here you go:
Now this one here is inadvertently hilarious, and I’ll explain just why that is, but until then, enjoy the cringe:
Not only is this misogynistic as all fuck by its implication that a man who listens to Evancho’s music makes him the walking embodiment of being less than, but its message has been cluelessly delivered to us by a man so painfully frightened by a child supporting the idea of universal Trans acceptance, that he felt the compulsive need to post about it for close to the last seven years now, and his obsession keeps doing nothing but ramping up:

Let’s recap: according to Seay, a middle-aged loser who still  lives at home with his Mommy and daddy, the consequences that Evancho should face for being an actually functioning and empathetic human thus far, should be; deportation, prison, and recommends that she be barred from ever performing or holding any form of employment in the US ever again.

And all of this, as he sociopathically continues to deride her as a whore and witch, compares her to a virus, slanders her as being a snake, and accuses her of both “owning” the Supreme Court and “destroying” America, unlike the treasonous Creamsicle he supports that does and nearly almost did. I for one, can’t imagine how any of that could possibly track as being absolutely fucking insane, can you?

Now, when you give credence to all that he’s espoused, all that he’s fabricated, all that he supposedly places stock in, and all that he’s happily disseminated with no concern for its consequential fallout, the fact that he had the cojones to serve up this bowl of hypocrisy haggis, is nothing short of reprehensible.

“Cruel words wound the soul”, says the Transphobe. Says the bigot. Says the manufacturer of mentally-deficient and fallacious falsehoods. Says the supporter of a party chock-full of pedophiles, misogynists, racists, insurrectionists, and domestic terrorists. Says the loser who abuses his mental illness as a cover to attack a child. To attack his [parents. To attack the LGBTQ Community. And to attack humanity, logic, and basic decency.

Not to mention, the values that unlike he, America actually represents with pride, respect, and equality for all:

Actually Jeffrey? She’s not. In fact, when compared to you and what your self-styled and repulsively dissimilar “values” truly represent, she’s a shining example of how it’s supposed to actually work. Shame that the voices in your head won’t let you hear that clearly, but maybe you could find a meme to explain it to you.


“Obsession is the single most wasteful human activity, because with an obsession you keep coming back and back and back to the same question and never get an answer.” – Norman Mailer


Seay What? Pt.1 (Apostle of the Asinine)

“Some stories have to be written because no one would believe the absurdity of it all.” – Shannon L. Alder


Greetings, Bitchiteers!

It is truly a lovely day out here in the high desert that is my homestead lair in southwestern New Mexico- the birds are singing, the clouds are puffy, and our Conservatives are still furious about a wide swath of topics, ranging from the “Barbie” movie to the horror of discovering that not only do women have opinions about freely possessing their own body autonomy, they’re also allowed to express them too.

Why, just the other day, I laid down the law (as it were) to my GF of 14 years, and informed her with great confidence no less, that I was the unquestionable “King of the Castle”, and she responded by telling me that as such, it was my sole responsibility to be the one that goes and gives “my” castle’s moat alligators, a bath. However, for some strange reason, she had me sign multiple insurance policies before I did so.

I’m sure neither of these events have a direct correlation to the other, but she did seem rather disappointed when I returned wet and muddied, but otherwise relatively unscathed. Oh well… a rumination for another time, I guess.

Man, it’s so hard being a White middle-aged man these days, let me tell you. It’s almost as if being blessed as such, doesn’t grant you the semblance of wielding unwarranted authority without the fear of societal reproach anymore. A circumstance to which I can sadly attest to, given the empirical evidence that currently exists.

By way of vile example, peruse these ever-so-classy bumper stickers that I ran across in while buying a quart of milk the other day, and as you do, keep in mind that I live in Mayberry, and not Florida:

Yup… no better way to let your fellow citizens know just what an intellectual powerhouse they’re in the presence of, than by plastering your overcompensating-for-a-severe-shortcoming ride with examples of just why your family doesn’t let you operate a microwave without either an adult being present, or a series of liability waivers having been signed first.

And referring to VP Kamala Harris as a “Hoe”, when quite literally, the renting of an actual one is how your mango-man-child found himself in legal trouble to begin with? Well, that’s is nothing less than the most transparent of craven Conservative deflection at its mist uninspired. However, its this next slice of Alpha-wannabe-ism that makes me feel that this person might benefit from some quiet time in a secured room wallpapered in “bouncy castle”, and the sooner, the better:

Note that I live in an allegorical Mayberry, not Beirut, but when you’re a dumber than fuck Neocon, who’s scared of your own shadow because its black, I guess we can’t really be too surprised at your inability to handle the world as it actually appears to those of us who are able to go get milk without the aid of an arsenal. Rest assured, if BLM started packing heat to their protests in the same manner that Trumpers tend to do, this twit would turn into David Hogg overnight.

Yup, I’m sure there’s no better way to convince your fellow citizens that you’re a rationally-thinking human being, than be subsisting your letters with the icons of mass shootings, am I right? Sure, you could argue the need for the 2A being reasonably applied in regards to certain situations, but why do that, when it’s so much easier to come across as a delusionally paranoid loon?

And nowhere is this mewingly pathetic sense of self-induced fear better represented, than by the inclusion of this next bumper sticker, wherein its owner’s inherently weaponized racism, is redirected at a demographic that they knowingly slander as being the ongoing perpetrators of such:

 I do love the message here, unsubtle as it is: “Gosh, if only those uppity Negroes could just stop complaining for five minutes about all if the societal inequities that we continue to inflict upon them, they’d be so much happier in the long run. It’s almost as if they don’t appreciate any of the beneficial skills that we taught them when they were legally pour property. The nerve! isn’t it enough we let them remain free?”

You heard it here first, boys and girls: it’s “BLM” that’s keeping racism alive. Not White Nationalists. Not Hate groups. Not bigoted laws, racially-charged political redistricting, or even the unspoken but strongly inferred racial and societal policies minimizing minority access to the power structures within this country, either. It’s all the fault of BLM alone.

In fact, just ignore all the race-baiting that the GQP engaged in during Obama’s two-terms, and acknowledge that it’s the GQP whose doing most of the heavy lifting on eradicating the scourge of racism from our noble country, as these collected media headlines most definitively prove beyond all doubt:

Well, this is strange, is it not? I for one, can’t see how the party that regularly purges minority voters off registration rolls, carves up vetoing districts to cause underrepresentation issues in minority-laden areas as they close voting centers in the same, and who also attempts with regulated consistency to pass legislation that would directly impede the fair access rights of minority voters, could ever possibly be the bad guys here.

Normally, I would savagely mick someone who openly presents themselves as possessing the severely limited intellect typically assigned to a racist rice cake, but as it’s obvious to anyone who parks next to this Faketriot’s attempt to compensate for the distinct personality that he so obviously lacks, I guess I’ll have to charitably give him a symbolic hall pass of sorts. Besides, what level of shame could I possibly inflict upon a moron who drives around with this proudly posted on the back of their overpriced substitute penii?

You stay classy, Trumpers. As only you can.

Now, while this boast is absolutely disgusting, especially when given the actual age of the Beta-bitch driving this rolling testament to what can transpire if a can of AXE body spray is granted the merest of sentience, it actually does help fill in some of the blanks about as to what this mentally-obese midget’s particular issue really is.

What is that, you ask? Well, considering that this waste of otherwise internal organs lives in a state whose African-American demographic was listed by the 2020 census as consisting of 43,476 individuals, or roughly 2.7% of New Mexico’s population, my guess as to why he is the way that he is, might be due to the fact that his racial sensitivity may be just as underdeveloped as his political assessments.

Nevertheless, instead of my assigning such blame on his seemingly being a reprehensibly racist idiot as I’ve been assuming, perhaps I should consider the possibility that thanks to his self-declared passion for a truly unique culinary specificity, its inevitably led to the unfortunate occurrence of him finding his head stuck halfway up Trump’s ass. And trust me, this happens way more than you’d like to think it does.

Proof of concept provided, and that, free of both charge and any notable semblance of self-awareness:I’m going to level with you all here- I never thought I’d see the day where Trump’s name and the serious recommendation to freely “think”, would ever be in proximity of each other. And be honest, from the first moment that you saw this photo, you were thinking the same thing too, for some days, the jokes literally just write themselves.

I always enjoy how the party that never thinks for itself, is always encouraging others who already doing it, to give it a whirl. And as a side note, just whom is it, that these brain-dead cultists are going to “take” America “back” from? Because the last time that I or anyone else for that matter cheeked, the only people trying to steal it for themselves by any means possible, were Conservatives.

However, this newest of players slithering onto the field of critical thinking, had more to “say”:

Um, genius? If you willingly voted for Trump, regardless of whether you did so once or even worse, twice- you most definitely did “vote for this”. Glad that I could be the one person who so happily pointed this out to you. Fortunately, where I currently now live, we’re pretty much stocked up with actually functioning humans with the only random pocket of this sort of inanity blathering about, but overall, sanity reigns.

However, this is not the case whereas the mentally dystopian MAGA movement is concerned, because in the political sewer that these sanctimonious slugs slither through, conspiracies are king, shadowy rumors are verified facts, and displays of an over the top White faux-rage, is the key to the successful dissemination of its ignorantly hateful ideology among its asinine adherents.

Proof of concept provided yet again, this time utilizing the vehemently stupid words of previous Artbitch scratching post, the disgracefully failed human (and previous Artbitch story subject) that just so happens to be one Debbie Nowicki Harshbarger of Pocono Summit, PA:

Read that again if you would, and be as horrified as I was, for not only does Harshbarger earnestly believe that just because a candidate [Trump] has a well-documented history of racism, fraud, multiple business loan defaults, licentious graft, serial lying, self-admitted sexual assaults, perverted comments regarding his own daughter, venomous slander, shady tax dodges, and possible money laundering, it’s really is not a deal-breaker, so far as she and her lack of personal ethics are concerned

And that’s before you even factor in his two presidential impeachments, three criminal indictments after leaving office, an unprecedented conviction for sexual battery, seventy separate criminal charges relating to fraud, obstruction of justice, the theft and willful illegal retention of classified documents as well as his alleged attempt at staging a political coup after losing the 20202 presidential elections.

But even so, that’s still not reasons enough to convince our resident Debbie Dumb-as-fuck here, as to why he shouldn’t ever be allowed to run for shop steward, much less the most powerful position in the land.

Sadly, while its well-known that Misery loves company, so too, does willfully malevolent ignorance:

I’m not entirely sure just how these simpletons find each other outside of their inbred MAGA rallies, but unless the process is similar to the mysticism of the “Quickening” from the Highlander movie series, I’ll assume for the time being, that it’s an idiocy-sensitive pheromone reaction, and leave it at that.

Now, while Harshbarger’s FB buddy Jody Fox seems to be relatively=y smarter than her odious cohorts in density, she’s still a cultist nevertheless, as evidenced by her false praise of just how “safe” America “was” under Trump. You know the guy. He was the Tang-tinted aficionado of treason who right before he attempted a coup to retain power, also praised dictators as he tried in vain to become America’s first duly elected fascist?

Good times, all around.

But Eileen Vara, who has so obviously missed her true calling serving as a poster child for Stockholm Syndrome is the real jackass of note here, because if we’re going to be brutally honest, I’d dare say that her posted take on who and what Trump really is, reads as if she had been forced to write out a ransom demand for her folks back home, after finding herself kidnapped by the Conservative branch of the SLA.

I’ve heard of the procedure for brainwashing those who are weak-minded into weaponized adherents for the benefit of an abominable cause, but how is such a tactic successfully accomplished, when the persons that you wish to so cruelly inflict it upon, have not a working brain among them to speak of in the first place?

Denial may not just be a river in Egypt, as the old joke goes, bit it most certainly is a founding cornerstone of the modern-day Conservative movement, no matter how objectively you try to look at it. And as it is with most virulent infections, its spread is far more insidiously threatening than was first predicted.

Trump infamously, if not over confidently, once said that; “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, OK?”, which in and of itself is a horrifying declaration coming from someone who’s in an almost unassailable position of authority. But what’s truly terrifying to me at least, is knowing that the dimwitted disciples of such a person, would willingly sacrifice themselves to be his victim if asked.

Such is the case for today’s story subject, a seemingly disturbed man-child from Bentonville Arkansas, who goes by the name of Jeffrey Seay.

But what exactly makes Seay “disturbed” in my ever so humble opinion, you ask? Well, there’s his sense of faux Christianity, veiled racism, implied threats of political violence, a hateful obsession with a child entertainer, and of course, a love for conspiracy theories and anti-LGBTQ phobia, that just might make the aforementioned Debbie Nowicki Harshbarger, come off as being wholly lucid.

Yup. He’s that far gone, and while it unsettles me as a rational person to know that he is, the writer in me couldn’t be happier for the copious material that he provides, if only to craft yet another tale of unfortunate American idiocy. To start us off, I’ll open this screed with an observation of his, which unlike the rest of what you’re about to read, is fairly sagacious in its message:

Truly, this is a somewhat valid assertion, overall. And ever so graciously, Seay is more than happy to provide proof to underpin it, although I’m confident that it’s not in the way that he could have (or would have) ever predicted:

I so love having to break this to you Jeffrey, but that’s not how that works. In fact, that’s not jhow any of this works. Buckle your seat-belts kids, for I’m about to take you on a roller-coaster of nearly farcical ignorance, if not the depths of an alleged mental illness, and rest assured, it’s gonna be a doozy of a ride. But where to start? Foer when it comes to the world of wackadoo that Seay so happily inhabits, I have several subject areas open to me, with related numerous sun-categories nestled within.

These In order, are: CONSPIRACIES: with the sub-cats being; “Health”, “Political”, and of course, “Wackadoo”. HATE: with the sub-cats being; “LGBTQ”, “Racism”, and “Violence”. JACKIE HATE: a collection deviated to Seay’s obsession with Jacqueline Marie Evancho, an American singer who became the focus of a hateful obsession orchestrated by Seay, when she was only 16. POLITICS: which has no sub-cats, but contains Seay’s generalized political takes, most of which are ill-informed, if not insane, but don’t qualify as conspiracy-laden… yet. And finally, SOCIAL ISSUES: with the sub-cats being; “Abortion”, “Alcohol”, God”, and “Media”.

Since the last three previous Artbitch story-arcs focused on hysterically inane LGTBQ hatred and debunked conspiracies, I’ll save those guys for the last facet of this particular series this series, and open up instead with something inherently American as apple pie, baseball, and bad lite beer, that being the vile scourge of Racism:

And there’s no better way to instill unwarranted fear of the “other’ than by falsely insinuating that ‘they” want nothing less than to remain lazy as fuck when “they” get here, which, when you think about it, seems pretty counterproductive to successfully taking both your money and your life, as Seay so histrionically claims below:

Let’s hear it for stereotypes, for without them, Conservatives would have literally nothing in their social media arsenal to hurl at their adversaries. However, I do have a few notes to address, if I may. First, I for one, have no problem with granting welfare to the poor, half as much as I do with being forced to give it to the rich, and second, I fear my fellow Americans far more than I will ever fear an immigrant from Mexico.

And I say this, as someone who unlike Seay, actually resides in a border state. Not to mention, if the undocumented are so lazy as Seay falsely claims, then why are they always getting busted at their workplace? In addendum, the rate of criminal activities among the non-native in America is significantly lower than that which is committed by the native-born, but as that requires the undertaking if actual research, I can see why Seay chose not to do any to begin with. 

Nevertheless, Seay isn’t quite done casting slander upon the already beleaguered recipients of America’s welfare system just quite yet, because he has yet another “crime” to expound upon, and as you’ll come to expect of anything that comes out of his warped brain, not only is it imaginary, if not irrelevant, it’s also an action that’s been legally protected since 1989:

In that year, the Supreme Court ruled in a 5 to 4 decision, via the case of Texas vs Johnson, that flag burning and/or emblematic destruction (AKA; “disrespect”) of the American flag, constitutes symbolic speech that is 100% FULLY PROTECTED by the pre-set parameters of the First Amendment.

So, please feel free when you have the time, to choke on the rights of your fellow Americans Jeffrey, and I hope that the associated taste of doing so, is just as bitter as you are about living in a country where such is permitted. Because as you may not know, we have loads of Freedom and stuff for everybody now, and not just you.

Tellingly, Seay depicts African-Americans as being dually on welfare and disrespecting the flag, both of which they can do legally and theoretically without suffering societal reproach, yet at no point has he ever done the same in regard to Whites or more specifically, these insurrectionist ass-clowns, seen here using his beloved flag as a weapon in an attempted coup against the United States government:

Simple question, Jeffrey? Since you’re such a Patriot, I can only assume that you’re gonna demand that these disrespectful abusers of your beloved flag lose their welfare cheeks too? I’m sure that your answer is “yes”, because otherwise, you might come off looking like a hypocritical bigot, and mythical Lord above or below, knows that you don’t want that.

Sticking with the theme of Seay being a disingenuous dogmatist, we have this next offering of odiously racist offal, which blatantly plays upon the fear of a Black planet, or even worse, a Black next-door neighbor:

Remember when they used to say that the reason why people were soi goddamn stupid was because they didn’t have access to the proper information?> Yeah… it wasn’t because of that.

I’ve covered this topic several years ago in a series of screeds relating to an Artbitch chew-toy by the name of Ken Cykala, so therefore, I won’t waste my time and yours hashing out the particulars out in detail yet again, but these “statistics’; are demonstrably misleading as hell.

For according to the FBI’s Expanded Homicide data which is easily discovered online, 80.7% [on average] of the murders of White people were committed by other Whites, whereas when the tables are reversed 88.9% of Black murders were committed by their fellow Black citizens. As to Seay’s claim that Blacks commit crimes against Whites at a higher rate than Whites do towards Blacks, the percentages fall into a rate of 15.5% versus 8% which if you can do math, falls far short of the 41% that Seay espoused.

Gee, it almost seems as if Seay couldn’t be bothered to check out the data regarding his blatantly racist falsehood before he posted it, doesn’t it?

I also like how he deliberately glossed over the societal factors such as poverty, educational disparity, and lack of opportunities that directly lead to a higher rate of crime among the Black community, but to be fair, when you’re too busy seeking out racist memes, to do actually competent research concerning your own argument, some crucial things just have to fall by the wayside, I guess.

If there is a silver lining of sorts, it’s that Seay for his part, doesn’t come off as your stereotypical Neocon racist. In fact, when his bigoted blatherings are measured up against the rest of the garbage that I’ll be discussing as we move forward, he actually clocks in sort of light overall. However, that doesn’t mean that it’s a case of quantity over quality, because when he does slip on his front-lawn 3 am BBQ attire, it’s still just as disgustingly inane, as these next two posts attest:

Sigh… does anybody else get the feeling that when he was a kid, Seay regularly consumed lead paint chips off the side of his house at the same rate that I do with my well-hidden forbidden stash of home office Ding Dongs?  I’m not sure how one combines an unfounded hatred for Juneteenth, a busted cooling fan, and a misplaced mail-ordered product into a racist word-salad, but JFC, did Seay nail it flat, or what?

And BTW Jeffrey, regardless of what you don’t think, Juneteenth isn’t a “fake holiday”. You’ve obviously confused it with the reprehensible and ongoing celebration in your home state of Arkansas regarding the birthday of infamous traitor and Civil War loser, the Confederate general known as Robert E. Lee.

Juneteenth, on the other hand, is a federally recognized holiday commemorating the end of slavery in the United States, which of course, is the reason why it makes you soi mad. You know, because us Whites don’t have aby holidays of our own, other than the majority of the one that already exist? Say what you want about Juneteenth, but at least it doesn’t “start” six months before it actually arrives.

Now, while the following was more than stupid enough to carry us all throughout the day, Seay still has a far bigger fish to fry. Or should I say “pour”, because it concerns a now thankfully retired racist corporate caricature that apparently without, Seat can’t enjoy his flapjacks in quite the same comforting way that he used to:

And beta-bitches such as Seay, are the ones who dare call Liberals “Snowflakes”? Don’t get me wrong, the reason that I didn’t buy Aunt Jemima, now rebranded as “Pearl Milling Company” after the name of the company that produced the original product, because it had a “mammy” type caricature on its label, but because I thought it tasted like sugar water filtered through a dirty sock.

Informatively Jeffrey, while you’ve chosen to openly and falsely deride the Juneteenth holiday as being “fake”, you have no such qualms when it comes to the self-invented situation of your being pointlessly vexed by the fact that you no longer have an offensively outdated caricature proudly displayed on your mom’s kitchen table. But as they say, hypocrites are gonna hypocrite, no matter what:

However, much like the Confederate flag, the Black Centaurettes, shucking and jiving crows, and the vile big-lipped-bone-in-nose misrepresentations depicted in classic cartoons, it’s highly offensive in a day and age where we’re all supposed to be far past that sort of thinking. It doesn’t offend you? That’s great. But it also doesn’t matter if does or does not, because you’re also not the one being disrespected by it, either.

And as they say, hypocrites are gonna hypocrite, no matter what, especially when it concerns a topic or in this particular case, an abominably wretched person that nobody give a damn about any longer:

But at least you can stop your worrying Jeffery, for Rush Limbaugh did NOT go to Hell. Mainly, because like God, Hell does not actually exist. In that sense, it’s very much akin to your intellect, contextual comprehension, humanity, and Christian faith.

Nevertheless, he is appreciatively dead, he’s not coming back, and if there truly is any form of karmic Justice to be found, his grave is now the most popular public bathroom in Bellefontaine Cemetery. In closing, let me just say Jeffrey, that while I “want” Milla Jovovich to come over every Saturday night and give me a whipped cream and Nutella massage using only her tongue, it’s still nothing more than a hopeful fantasy.

And yet, I still believe that I’d have a far better shot at eventually obtaining my fever dream, than you ever will at your pathetic attempt to besmirch your far smarter than you, stack of pancakes. What can I say? I don’t make the rules, and thankfully for our society and collective sanity, neither do you.

Seay, to be charitable, does seemingly appear to be nuttier than a twenty-dollar pecan pie as we shall come to see, and this mental miasma that comprises his worldly perception, extends far past the sadly now normalized boundaries of Conservatoire cringe-worthiness. Take for instance, this contemptuous example degrading both the lauded Civil Rights icon, the honorable Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Jr, who was tragically assassinated in April of 1968, and for some strange-ass reason, the seminal 60’s sci-fi TV show “Star Trek”:

In case you were wondering, I too, have absolutely no fucking clue as to what Seay is going on about here, other than to serve as a prime example as to why our collective gene pool needs to hire a few more lifeguards. So King, a certified man of God, was a “radical” and “false prophet” because he watched Star Trek, a show that literally discoursed themes of tolerance, racial harmony, and divergent equality?

Oh yeah, that depiction checks out, especially coming from a cultist who worships a mango-tinted calf:

Let’s recap: God, the paragon of all that is virtuous, supports a lying, lecherous, twice-impeached, thrice-married, thrice-indicted, convicted sexual batterer and accused insurrectionist, and anyone who doesn’t think that Trump is awesome, should be ‘deported”, and regardless of what crimes he’s committed, he should be allowed to walk freely among us unworthy mortals, immune from the repercussions of his illegal actions.

Well. That all sounds perfectly rational, if not completely acceptable, does it not?

While I would normally advocate that Seay might learn a thing or two from the humanistic message that Star Trek promotes, if only to get back in touch with just how Humanity is supposed to work in its purest incarnation, I still feel that he’d benefit far more from being under the 24/7 care of a dedicated team of psychiatric professionals, instead. After all, it’s not like such a situation isn’t going to eventually be ordered by a court later on down the road anyway, so why not just cut out the middleman now?

Seay’s racism aside, he’s also fond of making threats and demanding the unobtainable from a selective roster of imagined enemies as most bigots tend to do, even if same said “foes” have little to zero bearing on anything that directly affects, or corresponds to, his forlorn fantasy life. One of these dastardly adversaries is of course, the main social media platform that all Conservatives use consistently, but also in tandem, impotently threaten to leave on a daily basis, AKA; “Facebook”

At this moment in time, FB has an estimated follower base of 2.95 billion monthly active users, with 239 million of those, being estimated in America alone. In ither words, if Seay and the rest of his ignorant ilk finally made good on their years-long posturing and “left” FB, not only would nobody even notice their asinine absence, it literally wouldn’t affect FB’s bottom line one iota.

Nevertheless, that verified factoid isn’t going to stop Seay from fantasizing online that he has a measurable sense of power that’s capable of moving the metaphorical needle one way or the other:

Gee, I wonder where sane people get the idea that Conservatives are completely unhinged? Truly, a mystery for the Ages. But when threats of violence fail, as they rightfully should, then it’s reasonable to assume that throwing an online hissy-fit in their stead, will certainly get the hoped-for goal achieved, right? Actually? No, but mythical God and the ever-screaming voices in his head love him, Seay sure tries:

Call me crazy, and I’m fairly certain that Seay meets the clinical definition of the term, but I for one, can’t take the threat of someone “deleting” [precise spelling] their account with any measures of serious regard, especially when (A) it comes from a person who can’t correctly spell the action that they’re threatening, and (B) when it’s also fairly obvious that they will never actually undertake doing such, in the first place,

As you may have already guessed, Seay STILL has his account, and at no point either, did FB ever cave into his “demands”. This is probably due to the fact that not only do they have no goddamn clue as to who he is to begin with, but that they also possess no actual concern as to what he might do, as well. Hence the reason why Seay then moved on to the wonderful world of posting insane conspiracy theories about them:

Gee, I wonder where sane people get the idea that Conservatives are completely unhinged? Truly, a mystery for the Ages. That is, it you’re a moron such as Seay most certainly appears to be. What’s even better though, is what Seay posted after his media-inspired meltdown failed to do anything of note:

That’s right kids, Seay’s FB conundrum apparently turned out to be a computer maintenance problem in the end, which must be the reason why he didn’t pull the trigger of deletion, as it were. Facebook’s gain is seemingly society’s loss, but somehow, I think we’ll manage to get through it with our chins held high and our spirits intact.

Refreshingly, Seay’s social media mania isn’t just directed at FB alone, as it seems he’s got plenty of his lunacy to spare for amateur Bind villain and full-time douchebag cosplaying entrepreneur Elon Musk, as well:

Now, as I’m banned for life from Twitter/X/Whatever the hell Musk is calling it now, thanks to my merciless mocking of both D-list washed-up actor Kevin Sorbo, and the site’s resident White Nationalist user base (true story!) I can’t ascertain if Seay has actually followed through with his online impotence, but the odds are pretty good that he hasn’t, and never will,

Thanks to his need to feel societally relevant, past his current stains serving as an embarrassment to his family Seay like most Conservatives, talks big, talks loudly, talks incessantly, but when it comes to delivering their pre-telegraphed punches landing successfully? Well, as it is with most threats of theirs if not his, it tends to only boomerang back into their own faces. But to be fair, given Musk’s declining revenue from hos unfortunately ego-driven purchase, Seay’s defection could actually mean something

But we all know it won’t, because as I just inferred… “truly applied follow-through”, and all that.

Seay, as it’s slowly becoming obvious, likes to think that he carries a big stick, bit even if he does, its blatantly clear that he swings it with LDE, or “low-dick energy”, as the cool kids refer to it. However, that still doesn’t deter him from espousing that the people he despises aren’t going to pay for the sins that he’s assigned to them, be they real or more likely, invented wholesale out of ether and inherent idiocy:

Gee, I wonder where sane people get the idea that Conservatives are… oh heck, you get the joke already.

I swear to mythical God, that if Seay fights as well as he postures and threatens, not only is this threat akin to our being assaulted by a mugger armed only with a bag of marshmallows, but that we could distract him from his task just by the casual mention of the fact that he’s holding said bag upside down, as he does so. And I say this, only because it seems that Seay doesn’t understand just how interaction between strangers on the internet actually works:

First, filing a “report” on FB means literally nothing, and second; what are you actually going to do from behind your mom’s keyboard Jeffery? Refuse to share your stash of basement Hot Pockets with the numerous strangers you can’t possibly begin to affect in any way, shape, or impactful form? Man, I bet those people are just quaking in their flat-breathing boots.

Granted, that’s probably from laughing at you, but I’m confident that they’re quivering, nevertheless.

Speaking of persons that are mewling in the public eye, Seay continues on with his campaign of displaying his sense of conservative cravenness, by giving us two more examples of just how clueless he is. I’m not entirely sure just why he thinks that openly posting the retribution of implied violence is covered by the 1A (it’s not) but if this mentally-larded loon ever does enact even a smidge of all the carnage that he promises, he’ll literally have provided the evidence necessary to lock his dumb as fuck ass up:

This is what mental illness looks like, boys and girls: a middle-aged man using the iconography of a kid’s TV show to post warnings of reprehensible actions that he’s too much of a chickenshit to ever actually undertake himself.

Let’s not forget, that these very same badasses of Betadom, attempted to overthrow American democracy on J6, and in a brilliant show of intelligence, were “smart” enough to record all the evidence that is now being currently sued to prosecute them for a wide range of crimes, due to their being “ready” to fight for an authoritarian man-child who in all actuality, doesn’t give an honest fuck about them to begin with.

Seay for his part though, isn’t about to let any of us forget just what a goddamn moron that he is in pursuit of the so-called “Great Reset”, as his being such, seems to be a founding cornerstone for both his venomous lack of character as well as being the impetus behind his warped sense of what constitutes codified Reality:

Gee, I wonder where sane people get the idea that… oh fuck it all, can we just collectively agree that Seay is so far down the allegorical rabbit hole that he’s found himself forced to learn Chinese, if only to seamlessly blend in with his new neighborhood of residence? Please list for me if you would Jeffrey, exactly what “crimes” are we supposed to be hanging Hillary Clinton for, given the fact that it was YOUR president who openly (and arrogantly) committed several acts of prosecutable and proven treason?

Take all the time you need to do so, as I’ll be here all week waiting for it, anyway.

If I were to be charitable in my assessment of Seay’s political takes, I’m afraid that such would be a task both Herculean, if not inappropriate, because even when you excise his ignorance, paranoia, and general state of venomous intent from the general equation at hand, he still manages to come off as nothing less than a waste of perfectly good skin and useful organs that could have been given to a person who was worth saving:

Wow. Just… wow. If you would be so kind Jeffrey, could you please explain in great detail, exactly why you disgustingly believed that the Nuremberg War Crimes Trial was a noteworthy subject ripe for the mining of at best, a nugget of mediocre comedy gold? Because those of us whose brains actually work the way Nature intended them to, are repulsed at your self-declared humorous instinct.

JFC, I have no idea how you turned out this way, but I think that it’s fair to say that at this point, either your mother really should have swallowed, or your father should have kept you locked in the basement until you were too old to do anything else but drool on yourself, versus your current actions of doing so on the World Wide Web.

Such vile imagery being flippantly presented as nothing more than the lowest hanging fruit of abominable joke fodder, inspires me to rebrand such in return to serve as a hopefully enlightening retort:

This nightmare of course, naturally includes the need to dismantle the disinformation producing sources that generate this kind of partisan bullshit, and then task the society in general, to try and get ahead of the problems that such material inevitably creates. The GQP, as well as its adherents such as Seay most certainly proves himself to be, are wholly culpable for the divisiveness afflicting America today, and they couldn’t care less.  

And even when they try to pretend that they’re not the ones specifically sowing dimwitted dissension, they still inadvertently wind up exposing themselves for the cultural charlatans that they truly are, and always have been:

Remind me again, which side of the political fence that it is, which finds itself consistently attacking the LGBTQ Community, immigrants, America’s minorities, women’s body autonomy, and its assumed political rivals with draconian laws based on nothing more than an obsessive desire to establish and maintain full authoritarian control over those that refuse their multiple attempts to do so?

Go ahead. I’ll wait. And while I sit here hoping for an answer that will never come, I’ll take a look at some of Seay’s other equally as stupid political takes. Interestingly, the first one up isn’t what I was expect ng to find at all, and therefore, it’s almost kind of refreshing in that regard:

Well, would you look at this? It seems that even a badly warped psyche can get something right every now and then. Strange days, indeed. And don’t you worry Jeffrey, because when Jack Smith the special counsel in the Trump investigations, is done with his prosecution of your mango Mussolini, the only relevance that he’ll occupy within America’s hallowed history, is his being regarded as its most disgraceful traitor.

Sadly though, such delightful flights of fancy fall back to earth, as without even a pause for necessary and overdue self-reflection, Seay reengages with his bootlicking skillset, and gets back to his uncompensated career of being a lowly and ignorant regurgitating propaganda parrot:

Allegorical gauntlet thrown down by an idiot; allegorical challenge accepted by far smarter entity:

Whad’Ya know? It seems that Facebook actually paid attention to one of Seay’s demands for a change.

Somehow though, I get the feeling that when he finally finds out about their taking a particular interest in this post, he’s still not going to be happy about it. But such is life Jeffrey, and as It tends to be far harder on those who proudly ascribe themselves to be fucking morons, I’d suggest that you get used to it.

Especially, since it appears that the rest of your insane demands, like most of the absurdly wretched opinions that you so rabidly post, are going to remain unanswered, if not ignored outright:

I guess what they say is true: when you’ve gone your entire life without once ever having been held fully accountable for your transgressions, prosecution for such, can only be erroneously regarded as persecution instead. I’ll say this for the members of Cult 45- they sure do know how to pick their heroes from the bottom of the barrel, do they not?

Even more hilarious though, is Seay’s gravely serious internet lawyer assessment of an anti-Trump parody video, which depicts Trump in the guise of the fictional cartoon character from G.I. Joe known as Cobra Commander. And while on the surface it is kind of amusing, you honestly have no idea how much I wish that I was making all of this up:

For clarity’s sake, the act of parodying copyrighted works was addressed by the established case law of Berlin v. E.C. Publications, Inc. in 1964, which resulted in what is known as “the parody exception”, In which, the parodied work must “evoke an existing work, while being noticeably different from it”, and in addendum, “constitute an expression of either humor or mockery”, which of course, the aforementioned YouTube video clearly does.

As to the rest of Seay’s uneducated nonsense, I’d point out that said movie he alluded to was based on a cartoon series designed specifically to sell toys to kids, but as he’s a whiny man-child who supports ah even far more petulant one, I guess I really shouldn’t expect him to quote any cultural reference that didn’t have a breakfast cereal named after it at one point.

And while Seay may not have a successful career ahead of him in the ever-expanding field of taking offense at all of that that which is transparently designed to provoke such a reaction, he does have a bright future in serving as the quintessential example as to why funding public education, is so crucially important:

Correct me if I’m wrong here, but doesn’t every person on Earth breathe through their mouth at some point? Granted, I don’t want to split hairs here, but as most Conservatives have already proven that they have no idea how a vagina or the art of affronting actually works, would it be rude of me to dare suggest that when it comes to taking notes on either human biology or the vernacular of the zinger, that perhaps they’re probably not the best ones to take such advisory counsel from to begin with?

And for a guy who derides others as being of low intelligence, which is what the slang term insult “mouthbreather” means, he seems to happily want to prove his own, every chance that he gets:

To this arrogant judgement espoused by one of Gods most flawed creations and not from the mythical deity himself, all I will say is this: from Romans 2:3: “And thinkest thou this, O man, that judgest them which do such things, and doest the same, that thou shalt escape the judgment of God?”

SPOILER: If Hell actually does indeed exist Jeffrey, it’s fires await the likes of you and not us, given your racism, self-righteousness, flawed humanity, and as we’ll see further down the road, your bigotry towards the LGBTQ Community. Pack some Aloe Vera burn cream for the future you haughty bitch, because you’re certainty going to require it after you make the world entire a better place by shuffling off of it.

But this slice of unwarranted sanctimoniousness distasteful as it is, does segue rather nicely into our next conversational topic, that being Seay’s earthly representation of the teachings wrongly accorded to the supposedly all-powerful, all-knowing, and wholly sociopathic deity that is allegedly, “God”.

I personally, have always regarded the belief in, and the slavish worship of, a supernaturally mercurial Sky-daddy as a disturbingly early sign of an eventually to be onset mental illness such as Trumpism presents itself to be, and while I say this rather flippantly if not provocatively, as it awkwardly turns out, I may have inadvertently hit the nail dead square on the head, much to my chagrin:

For the sake of understanding just why I now feel as if I’ve kicked a drunken puppy into a wood chipper, I need to tell you what schizoaffective disorder actually is. It’s demarcated as being a chronic mental health condition which is characterized by symptoms that include schizophrenic hallucinations, delusional suppositions, as well as obsessive thoughts and mordant depression.

To be fair, when it came to my earlier opining that Seay has more than a few of his brain cells switched off, I hadn’t discovered this crucial nugget of information, and for that, I do feel rather contrite, as maligning those with true mental illness is never an intention of mine. Speaking as someone whose very own mother is currently afflicted with Alzheimer’s, the scourge of mental illness is indeed a horrible thing to make light of, and I for one, would never endeavor to stoop that low for a crassly offensive joke.

I say this not as a justification, but as a general rule of civility. However, if anything has become apparent since I discovered the possible underlayment of Seay’s off the chain commentaries, it’s that his mental state as such, is still no excuse for him to consistently act like a jackass in relation to it. And while I will maintain that this particular opinion of mine is solidly valid in its inference, I will also admit that Seay’s mental straggles definitely explain beyond all reasonable doubt, as to why he posts stuff like this:

Now, if Seay’s ramblings are a direct side-effect of his unfortunate SD diagnosis, then I have to wonder just who it is in his life, that’s deliberately turning a blind eye to his has to be obvious disconnection from reality, by not assisting hm in getting the help that he so perceptibly needs. But if it isn’t, then I’d also front the theorem that while stupid is as stupid does, it’s clearly found a true soulmate in Seay:

Now, if Seay’s ramblings are a direct side-effect of his unfortunate SD diagnosis, then I have to wonder just who it is in his life, that’s deliberately turning a blind eye to his has to be obvious disconnection from reality, by not assisting hm in getting the help that he so perceptibly needs. But if it isn’t, then I’d also front the theorem that while stupid is as stupid does, it’s clearly found a true soulmate in Seay’s “opinions”:

For those of you unfamiliar with the contradictory fables contained within the fairy-tale tome that is the Bible, 1 Timothy 5:8, says the fallowing: “But if any provide not for his own, and specially for those of his own house, he hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel.”

Now for those of us who haven’t been clinically diagnosed as being soft in the cerebellum, we can easily dismiss Seay’s trivial annoyance at his father not getting groceries as being meaningless, in comparison to what the passage actually means. As it is recited by the Apostle Paul, Timothy in context, is primarily referencing the need to care for women who just so happen to be childless widows, for as they have no one to rely on for assistance, the need to provide for them is a sacrosanct responsibility.

And as Seay was also hypocritically sitting on his lazy ass as he typed all of the mewling out, rather than get off of it and go get his own damn snacks, my sympathy for both his “suffering” and asinine whining, hovers somewhere around zero. Try as he might though, Seay seemingly just can’t let go of the family angle, except that this time around, it makes even far less sense than the previous commentary it follows:

I consider myself a fairly intelligent person if the truth be told, and yet, this slice of literary psychosis that I’ve read through no less than thrice, still presents as if either Seay was undergoing a severe stroke as he was writing it, or that I must have, just before I sat down and started reading it. But as we’ll see, Seay isn’t the type of guy to rest on his lunatic laurels, cranking up the “WTF?” to an even higher level of inanity:

Remember the pastorally bucolic time just before the Internet was invented, when you could avoid the irrational walking and screaming among us, simply by not making direct eye contact with them as you swiftly passed them by? I really sometimes miss those halcyon days of concord and quiet, let me tell you.

However, what I really do enjoy about the Internet, other than unlimited access to cat videos, technical and scientific documentaries, and almost every Bugs Bunny cartoon ever made, is the amount of self-declared to be “accurate” takes on subjects ranging from POP culture to pop-rocks candy, or in this specific case, what following the teachings within the Bible “makes” you:

Definition of Conservative: ‘Tending or disposed to maintain existing views, conditions, or institutions”. Say, such as racism, misogyny, elitism, classism, bigotry, xenophobia, and the creation of divisiveness, for instance?

Definition of Liberal: “Not bound by authoritarianism, orthodoxy, or traditional forms, and associated with ideals of individual especially economic freedom, greater individual participation in government, and constitutional, political, and administrative reforms designed to secure these objectives.”

Gee… I winder which side God, his son Jesus, and all of their collected Angels, Elders, Seraphim, as well as the Cherubim, would want to hang out with? The one that uses the bible as a misappropriated cudgel to rationalize their fearful and ignorant attacks on the people and things that they despise, or the assemblage that actually thinks that all people are actually deserving of care, concern, comfort and charity?

And just in case you’re not convinced, keep in mind which party it is that wants to give all American citizens free healthcare, free college education, tax breaks for the poor and middle-class, and which side opposes gay marriage, women’s unfettered body autonomy, African-American History being taught in public schools, and who recently declared that abolishing free school lunches for poor kids is a top priority.

Once again, I’ll wait for your answers Jeffrey. And since we already know that your party sure as fuck doesn’t, actually have any for the electorate it swore an oath to serve, feel free to inform them their input is not required whatsoever. As it should be with any issue that directly affects the citizenry of this country.

And no matter what Seay would like to think, the ever-illusory Holy Father of All, as well as his equally imaginary sustenance staff, wouldn’t on any level acknowledge him as being one of his most local and enlightened lambs carrying the beckoning light of his ascribed faith, even if Seay claims this to be so:

As long as I breathe, [correct spelling, Jeffrey] I’ll never understand just why so-called (if not self-declared) “Christians” such as Seay, feel the need to consistently announce the faux moral code that they never follow to total strangers, as if they were applying at a job fair for a leadership role in disseminating hypocrisy.

Like this example, wherein Seay deliberately bastardizes the requested right-to-be-asked-for stance of the Trans community to be recognized for who they really re, and by his doing so, show us all just who he really is:

And rest assured, that will never be his being seen as the representative of God’s word, that’s for damn sure:

Seay however, isn’t content with just minimizing the LGBTQ Community by purposefully warping their terminology in order to laud his faux faith in a mercurial and farcical sociopath, oh heck no, for if there’s one thing that the charlatans of modern-day Christianity enjoy, its finding “new“ scapegoats to blame, as Seay puzzlingly does here:

Um… what? Did I miss the memo where the Amish officially became the new arch-enemy of the Christian Taliban, or is this just yet another example of Seay’s over-worked prescription for paliperidone, phoning it in from space? 

Now, while I don’t know that much about the Amish religion outside of the 1985 movie “Witness” starring Harrison Ford, I am aware that as of 2022, there were only 260 individuals who identified as such, living in Seay’s home state of Arkansas. Calling the Amish “arrogant” Jeffrey, when you yourself, have been posting just how strong your faith is in the VERY SAME GOD THAT THEY ALSO BELIEVE IN AND WORSHIP, isn’t any less conceited to be sure, but it’s definitely twice as stupid, no matter how you look at it.

And in our next case, that would be without Seay doing any actually certified theological academic research:

This one is actually a mixed bag of nuttiness, for it contains a snippet of truth, a dash of racism, a bitter icing comprised of Islamophobia, and wakeful ignorance, which after being deep-fried in a vat of vile vehemence and then plated with disingenuousness, is served up with a garnish of sheer idiocy and a sprinkling of personal cringe.

And it’s also 100% false. Sort of. I’ll explain.

What is true:  The religion of Christianity, borne out of a false narrative utilized to explain away an act of adultery that would eventually foist a social cancer upon the world, originated within the construct of Second Temple Judaism sometime around the 1st century CE, also known as the Common Era or Christian era. Islam on the other hand, as the majority of theologians believe, was founded at the start of the 7th century CE.

So, on this particular point at least, Seay is fundamentally correct. Sadly however, this will also be the last time that such a happenstance will occur in his favor, concerning this specific topic.

What isn’t true: The Bible is not a “religion”, as Seay claims, but is instead, the holy scripture of the Christian faith itself. This fairy-tale tome, which allegedly documents the supposed history of the Earth from its initial conception by a sociopathically petty creator, highlights his obsessive sowing of terror and divisiveness as he hypocritically preaches about his benevolent kinship with mankind throughout a small sliver of the modem-day Middle East. and that’s it.

In addition, Christianity is also not the “original” religion, either. In order of their establishment, these are the oldest known religions; Hinduism (15th century BCE), Zoroastrianism (6th century BCE), Judaism (1st century CE}, Jainism (527 BCE), Confucianism (479 BCE), Buddhism (6th century BCE),and ending with Taoism (4th century BCE).

None of this really matters pf course, as all religion is based on intangible improbabilities that can neither be confirmed or denied using credibly certified evidential procedures, but when you need to feel as if you’re the only one who got something correct, religion as always, provides the self-delusional aspect to force your inner sense of mistrustful disquiet into one of obedient submission.

And along these lines, bathing screams that you’re a Christian far better than not knowing a goddamn thing about the Bible’s history to begin with, as Seay so happily demonstrates here:

I swear to Seay’s mythological God, that if the ever-shrieking voices in his otherwise empty head don’t get fairly compensated days off on a regular basis from time to time, then truly an unconscionable injustice is being committed on a daily basis. While yes, the Bible does consist of 66 books, the Roman Catholic Bible includes another seven that Protestants at this time, do not even officially recognize.

In addition, as the Old Testament has been estimated to having been written during a period ranging from   1400 BC to 400 BC, and the New Testament from roughly around AD 40 to AD 90, not only have the original manuscripts been misplaced within the allegorically shifting sands of Time, they also most certainly, no longer physically exist.

Essentially, and for all intents and purposes of this point that I‘m about to make, the modern-day Bible is the resultant product of transcribers through the Ages having reproduced, and by hand no less, copies of copies of copies of copies of copies.

In other words, it’s nothing more than a literary game of Chinese Whispers, taken to its worst extreme, and as such, it’s produced several semi-disparate versions of the “perfect” book, better known as: English Standard and Revised English, King James and New King James, New American Standard, Revised, and New Revised Standard, New English, New International, New Living Translation, and finally, Tyndale,

And in spite of Seay’s yet again erroneous conclusion that saying otherwise makes someone a “JW”, (Jehovah’s Witness) the Bible as it now stands, has been altered, rewritten and ethically corrupted for both personal and political gain, since its inception. In fact, after the NT was first printed in Britain in 1881, its equivalent in the United States was published with 5,000 mimetic modifications alone.

And of course, we can’t possibly forget about this too hot for the Bible potato, either:

For the uninitiated, the Gospel of Mary is an early Christian text which was purposefully excluded from the canonical history of Christianity, as were the majority of the stories that verified women’s invaluable contributions to the church’s early beginnings. This cravenly action was rationalized by the men in power who crafted the foundations of the Catholic church, by their collective slandering of the Gospel as being “heretical”, and therefore, unworthy of inclusion.

But please Jeffrey, tell me again who it is that’s truly in a “cult”. I’m sure your take regarding such, will be fascinating. Now, given the fact that religion has always been weaponized to serve as both opiate and cudgel to control the masses, the discovery that most of its so-called divine provenance is flawed at best, should really come as no surprise to anyone with a working intellect.

Sadly, as we’ve observed, Seay’s intellect is seemingly taking the concept of what an eternal Siesta would entail, and runs it into the ground. Why do I suspect this? Well, it might be due to these last two memes that I’m going to close out the first part of today’s screed on, containing more than a measure of boldly uncivil menacing:

Well. This isn’t unsettling whatsoever, now, is it? All perfectly ordinary. Totally normal. Nothing to see here, folks- just another random day wherein an all-powerful deity with the power of divine judgment, threatens his creations with eternal damnation if they dare use the free will that “He” granted them, despite knowing the outcome beforehand of his actually doing so.

Let’s break this insanity down- you make personal plans relating directly to what you’d like to do or achieve towards the benefit of yourself or the lives of others, and God for whatever reason, arbitrarily decides to screw it all up, because of… um… oh yes, “mysterious ways” and all that sociopathic bullshit. 

The mindset that such behavior being acceptable from the aforementioned and so-called Loving Farther of All in and of itself, is bad enough, but the underlying implication that the act of planning one’s life is pointless in the end, because it’s eternally subject to God’s mercurial will, is the takeaway that I find to be truly disgusting here.

While Seay may have no problem rolling over and showing his belly to a deity who butchers people at twice the rate that he “saves” them from himself, I sure as fuck am not, and most importantly, never will be. As it stands, I don’t believe in God. But then again, I also don’t place any stock in fairies, witches, ghosts, goblins, dragons, or unicorns, either. I do believe in trolls though, because those are literally the cornerstone of my politically-themed writing.

As to the content of the second meme, if a friend of mine had informed me of its message emanating from a person rather than from an incorporeal deity, I’d recommend that they contact the proper authorities ASAP, file a restraining order, change their phone number, and even possibly, leave their house for a while until it was safe to return.  And if you think that I’m spouting unwarranted hyperbole, just substitute any other White male name with that of “Jesus”, and see how well that reinterpretation of this meme’s message sits with your psyche.

Still see it in the same way? Congratulations! You’re officially a member of an actual cult. And even better, it’s one that’s been accorded tax-free status, immunity from societal criticism and undeserved political power and influence. None of which BTW, ever finds itself trickling down to its most needy of adherents. But what has it given Seay, if none of the above directly applies to him, you ask?

Easy answer. It’s given him the arrogance to spew bile more in league with the all-too-real ideology of Stalinism, than the fictional faith supposedly taught by the self-styled Fisher of Men:

Congratulations, Jeffrey. You’re officially a member of an actual cult, and for once you’ve actually put Jesus ahead of your political inanity. But as we’ll collectively soon discover in Part 2 of this still-developing story-arc, that change of pace will soon devolve back into its stereotypically wretched display if boot-licking, willful ignorance, and conspiracy theory.

And as you’re a Conservative, I’ll make sure upon my return, to address your ever so refreshing assessments regarding the topics of abortion, alcohol, social media, American politics, the LGBTQ Community of course, and as mentioned in the beginning if this tale, your clinically insane, if not disturbingly obsessive, fascination with the American singer known as Jacqueline Marie Evancho.

Make sure you tune back in Jeffrey, because it’s gonna be fun…  mouthbreather.


“No wild beasts are so deadly to humans as most Christians are to each other.”
– Ammianus Marcellinus, The Later Roman Empire A.D. 354-378



Debbie Does Malice Pt.3 (The White Sepulcher)

“Imagine the people who believe such things and who are not ashamed to ignore, totally, all the patient findings of thinking minds through all the centuries since the Bible was written. And it is these ignorant people, the most uneducated, the most unimaginative, the most unthinking among us, who would make themselves the guides and leaders of us all; who would force their feeble and childish beliefs on us; who would invade our schools and libraries and homes. I personally resent it bitterly.”- Isaac Asimov


Greetings, Bitchiteers!

I have a confession to make, and while its slightly embarrassing. It seems that as of late, my ability to see the true end of things is not quite on the nose as I thought it once was. By that, I mean that when I wrapped up my last screed concerning the hateful histrionics of one Debbie Nowicki Harshbarger, I thought that was it. After all, it was a two-parter, well-presented via the conduit of Harshbarger’s own ignorant utterances, and just chock-full of that human kindness that I’m so widely regarded for.

However? While I was more than happy to inter yet another spitefully sanctimonious slattern in my metaphorical crawl-space, it seems that Fate wanted me to go boldly once more into the breech as it were, for when the tally-sheet gets added up, the best that can be said of Harshbarger and this, hopefully to her face, is that

And oh, my mythical God is she ever.

Over the course of the last duo of screeds, I dove deep into her Homo & Transphobia, her ignorance of the reality of American politics, her slavish worship of a mango-tinted traitor and convicted sexual batterer, and as you’d expect from someone who could easily pass for a retarded turnip at a farmer’s market, her affinity for unhinged and paranoiac conspiracy theories, based on nothing save for the ever-screaming voices in the allegorical porta-potty that doing double-time serving as both her brain and moral compass.

In fact, here’s an image from Harshbarger’s last MRI, as certification of my opinion:

Yup… the very paragon of personal mental health, if I do say so myself, and I do. Unfortunately for my human analog for what happens when your family tree refuses to accept outside applications for membership, her own words and postings prove otherwise. Take for instance, this actually lovely message as meme, wherein she offers a truly positive affirmation of human understanding, if not acceptance:  

Not only does this present itself as the type of avowal that we all need from time to time, it also presents its message as non-judgmental, it does so without coming off as being saccharine in the slightest. Shame then, that this meme preceded it with a hypocritically hate-soaked inference that completely wrecks the genuineness of the one posted just above it:

Sigh… there goes my optimism regarding my ability to see the true end of things. And while I’ll circle back to Harshbarger’s insane hatred of all things Gay, Bi, or Trans further down the road, I’d like to point out that here I was, thinking that at some point, Harshbarger just had to either run out of hateful steam, or at least do my planet an unexpected favor by finally succumbing to the stroke that we all knew was coming, but such was not in the cards.

Now, while I provided more than enough ample proof regarding her malevolent detestation of all things LGBTQ related within my last screed, Harshbarger is nothing if not creative in just how she takes that which was already repugnant, and kicks it up a notch:

What was that you earlier said about someone being a “mentally ill misfit”, Debbie? Because from my sanity-based perspective, the only person I see investing as much energy and time into actually becoming one, as you falsely accuse others unknown to you as being such, is you, and you alone.

What was that you earlier said about someone being a “mentally ill misfit”, Debbie? Because from my sanity-based perspective, the only person I see investing as much energy and time into actually becoming one, as you falsely accuse others unknown to you as being such, is you, and you alone. As to the rest of your amalgamated asininity, centered on the unhinged conspiracy theories fed to you by the intellectually-deficient voices in your head, I’d suggest you seek out some intensive psychiatric counseling, but at this point, it would be akin to tackling a volcanic eruption with a plant mister.

Despite this reality, Harshbarger continues on with setting her floor tiles of ignorance, as if she were building a temple to, and for, the kind of idiots who post inanity such as this:

The definition of “extremist”: “A person who holds extreme or fanatical political or religious views, especially one who resorts to or advocates extreme action.” Now, before I shred this dipshittery into pieces smaller than the now imploded Titan submersible, let’s take a moment to assess just how our “extremist” is actually doing these days:

Now, just in case you were wondering, I didn’t post this to mock Harshbarger’s pain on any level, even though her very existence seems focused on causing such to total strangers, but it does serves to illustrate just how ridiculous she actually is. Referring to yourself as an extremist when you can barely use the internet, isn’t quite the fierce flex that she or her fellow members of the non-MENSA squad think, if not hope, that it is.

Call me cynical, but I for one, fear not a self-declared extremist who when the projected second Civil War kicks off, will most likely be waddling towards me, hampered both by their bad knee as well as the full load sloshing around within their pair of Real Fit Depends. Harshbarger, for all of her posturing, is an “extremist” much in the same way that I’m Milla Jovovich’s ex-husband.

Calm down Milla, for I was just addressing the fact that while both are indeed nice suppositions, there’s no actual evidence for either one of us to be able to stake a legitimate claim regarding and/or harboring such thoughts to begin with. Although to be fair, I would make a great ex-husband. Just saying. And if you need proffer, just ask all the women who for some strange reason, felt the need to dump me all those years ago.

As I said, Harshbarger is no extremist, but she is without doubt, a total fucking moron of the lowest caliber. If such things could be accurately measured, and I believe that they can be, and all I need do is once again, use her own words as the building blacks for my eventual theorem. To start, I’ll be doing one of my favorite things to do when I deal with hateful Harrigan’s such as she is, and that’s mining inherent hypocrisy;

“I am Pro-Life”. That must be why you support the party that keeps the plague of gun violence in schools, cuts food and housing aid for the poor, the disabled, our veterans, our elderly, and our single mothers, all while giving lip service to the babies that they wany born, but not provided for.

“I believe in God” That must be why you follow none of his teachings, ignore his edicts, and  bear false witness against Democrats,  opposing political views, and the LGBTQ Comm unity, because… um… “God”, and stuff.

“I support states’ rights and a limited federal government”. That must be why you’re seemingly okay with stripping away women’s body autonomy, and totally fine with persecuting people for being Gay, Bi or Trans, want to jail gender -related medical professionals, and advocate for regulating what your fellow citizens can read, as you openly support a wannabe fascist dictator who tried to overthrow our democracy. Cool story, you dumbass bitch. Got any others that you’d like to share?

“I’m Pro-Gun”. That must be why you steadfastly ignore the mass shootings that are currently the NUMBER ONE KILLER OF OUR CHILDREN, but hey… I guess you need all that firepower, due to your unmitigated fear that the Gays are gonna come and forcefully redecorate your double wide, am I right?

“I oppose Biden’s unwarranted spending”. That must be why you sat by and said not a fucking thing when Trump gave the 1% a truly unwarranted tax break that you and I will now be paying for until the day we die. And that’s even before we begin notating the cost of the damage to the Capitol building that was resultant of the consistent lying about his 2020 election loss, as well.

Cool story, you willingly uninformed bitch. Got any others that you’d like to share?

“I believe that marriage is between a man and a woman”. That must be why you seem to be ignorant oi the reality that as of June 26, 2015, it doesn’t matter what the fuck your hatefully bigoted ass “believes”, Gay marriage is legal in all 50 states. And as an added bonus, it doesn’t affect your pathetically wretched life at all, so maybe, just maybe, you should get a grip and shut the fuck up about it. Just a suggestion from me to you.

“I’m a constitutional originalist”. That must be why you simply must be in favor of the slave trade, guns that fire three bullets a minute, women out being allowed to vote, hold office, own land, keep their own wages, or even have custody of their children. Not to mention, if your husband was fond of beating the shit out of you or sexually abusing you as well, there was fuck-all that you could do about it, either.

Damn. Originality sounds like a great deal. You know, if you were White, Male, and Rich, that is.

“I support border enforcement”. That must be why you were so cool with your mango-man-child once demanding that his aides close down the entire 2,000-mile border with Mexico by noon of the following day, suggesting that moats stocked with alligators and snakes would be an effective deterrent, opining that his imaginary birder wall should not only be electrified, but that spikes that could pierce human flesh, should be a design feature, as well.

In addition, after seriously ruminating on the illegality that US soldiers should shoot migrants if they threw rocks, he switched up his approach, and wondered aloud to the same said aides if perhaps as an alternative, they could shoot migrants in the legs instead, in order to, and I quote; “slow them down”, which BTW, is also illegal.

But I’m ever so sorry, my racist rabble-rouser, you were inferring just how scared you are of Mexicans invading your home state of Pennsylvania and by extension, the city that you live in, which BTW, is no less than 2,355.6 miles away from the Mexican/US border, and I’m exceedingly curious as to how that’s been working out for you. But thank mythical God for those guns of yours, for when that dark day arrives where an undocumented person shows up at your door asking to mow your lawn, you’ll be ready for him.

“I think Socialism sucks”. That must be why you were so happy to refuse your SS benefits when your time at receiving that unwanted government handout came about for you, am I right? But if you could humor me for a moment, my ever-so-proud member of the “I Am Not a Hypocrite At All” club, maybe you might be able to define for all of us, just what pray tell, the ideological u underpinnings of Socialism actually are, because I’m 100% certain that you have no goddamn idea what such entails to begin with.

“I’m a conservative”. That must be why you espouse ludicrous conspiracy theories, embrace racism and misogyny, forgive your de facto leaders’ history of, and conviction for, sexual assault and/or battery, promote anti-LGBTQ sentiments, bloviate at extended length concerning topics that you haven’t researched or even know the merest detail about, and wrap yourself in paranoia very much in the same manner that one day a dedicated team of court-appointed doctors will wrap you in a straitjacket, but I digress.

For the record Debbie, the definition n of “Conservative” is as follows: (A) “Tending or disposed to maintain existing views, conditions, or institutions, as well as traditional conservative policies.” (B) “Marked by moderation or caution.” (C) “Marked by or relating to traditional norms of taste, elegance, style, or manners.”

Now, while I know that you like to lean heavily into all three descriptives, please tell me which one in particular, truly describes the vulgar and treasonous jackass that you seemingly admire and adore so much:

The former President of the United States, everybody. Harshbarger’s personal hero, role model, and what I can only assume, is her go-to societal avatar. But never let it be said that Benedict Danald doesn’t know how to talk to the common man, as Obama and Clinton were lauded for doing so well, because unlike those two former and still widely-respected prior presidents, he’s most certainly got the “common” part down pat:

The former President of the United States, everybody. A man so ethically hollow, he could serve as an analog for a White (of course) chocolate bunny for a really fucked-up version of Easter, or as the puppet of his own unrefined ignorance, which let’s face it- he’s been doing since the day he was hell-spawned.

But just why do puerile pinheads such as Harshbarger, accept the blatantly vile vulgarity and stupidity of such a character-challenged demagogue? Well, it’s probably due to the fact that when it gets right down to it, they’re really not that much better than he is:

Man, if these finely crafted words or gracious eloquence don’t remind me of that famous speech once given by Abraham Lincoln, who, when faced with the arduously impossible task of reuniting a fiercely divided country torn apart by a civil war, attempted to heal the rift by solemnly declaring that;

Fourscore and seven years ago, which was like so long ago that you can’t even perceive how long ago it was, as nobody truly knows except maybe fir me, because I’m like really, really smart, our fathers who weren’t as great as I am, but were still  pretty good I guess, brought forth on this continent, which I’ve been told is like a country, but so much bigger, a new nation, conceived in liberty, but only for  those who love me unconditionally, and dedicated to the bullshit proposition that all men are created equal, as if?

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, which is the greatest war that we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived, and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war, which while a very nice battle-field, still isn’t half as nice as the one I had built just outside Illinois.

We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting-place for those suckers, losers, and haters, who for some unknown reason, here gave their lives, that that nation might live. Which when you think about it, isn’t even remotely close to how much I’ve suffered at the hands of the dishonest media, but I don’t like to whine.”

Amusingly, despite the gaping holes in Debbie’s sanctimonious self-declaration of being a Conservative, such can be considered to be no mere than mere pittances at this point, as evidenced by her continuing attempt to draw a parallel betwixt her corrupted modern-day take, and what the correct definitive clearly is:

Let’s slay the prey here, shall we? None of these character traits apply to the current incarnation of the GQP, and Harshbarger knows it. And if you’ll indulge me for a moment, I’ll explain just why that is, using my needs-to-be-patented-at-some-point method of punching holes in the hypocritical.

To start, there’s the “STRONG DEFENSE” that Harshbarger is supposedly fond of, so that must be the reason why she still supports a party whose winnable fascist leader, consistently refused to pay attention during security briefings, stole classified documents, shared then with unauthorized and random persons, and who also routinely expressed the deepest admiration for vehemently vile dictators and their policies, just before he attempted a Banana Republic style coup.

Moving on, we come to the ”SMALL GOVERNMENT” she also wants, as she ignores the fact of just how intrusive anti-LGBTQ laws and the overturning of Roe vs Wade are, as her party demands the right to both turn America into a Theocracy, with a mango-tinted man-child serving in the role of a de facto God.

And while she claims to believe in “LOW TAXES” for all, would it be rude of me to remind her that it was her party that thanks to their unwarranted tax breaks for billionaires, placed the resultant burden of the tax void it created, squarely upon the shoulders of its poorest citizens? Probably so, given just how much Harshbarger hates Reality and all.

But if there’s one area where Harshbarger’s head is shoved so far up her own ass that she can see out her throat, “FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY”, would certainly be it. Not only did her incompetent mango Mussolini mismanage the COVID-19 pandemic to the predictable detriment of the American economy, he’s also debatably responsible for incurring close to 25% of the nation’s current debt load- a precedent previously unknown in this country’s 247-year-old history.

Now, when it comes to “ADHERENCE TO THE CONSTITUTION”, are we seriously going to go here Debbie, considering that it was the GQP headship as well as its base, that attempted to overthrow the results of a fair equation by force and the use of false electors, while its de facto leader openly suggested that we suspend it for his benefit alone, as said political party drafts legislation that robs people of their civil rights?

Yeah. I thought you’d say that.

And whereas the “DEFENSE OF AMERICAN SOVEREIGNTY” is concerned, who’s actually threatening it more than the GQP who seems to be willing to do business with any dictatorship that is willing to cut us a check, if not cut up one of our residents, say such as the journalist Jamal Khashoggi was, beforehand? Oh, that’s right. I forget that Harshbarger has a hate-on for those who came here to do the work she wouldn’t condescend to do.

“LAW AND ORDER’ Excuse me for a second…. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, just needed to get that out of my system, May I remind everyone, especially Harshbarger that she OPENLY SUPPORTS A CONVICTED SEXUAL BATTERER, AN ALLEGED TRAITOR, A SELF-DECLARED ATTACKER OF WOMEN, AND A KNOWN CON-MAN as her pick for a 2024 presidential candidate?

“COLORBLINDNESS” Um…? Which party is it, that consistently slurs minorities as criminals, animals, and lazy sub-humans, complains every year about African-Americans getting a singular month of cultural celebration, legislates the elimination of school study programs promoting the same, and attempts to limit and/or negate their political egress into the mainstream? Go ahead. I’ll wait.

Wrapping this section up, there’s also the inclusive mentioning of “traditional American values” that Harshbarger doesn’t actually fellow, such as; “RESPECT FOR HUMAN LIFE”, which only applies to you if you’re White and straight, “PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY”, which doesn’t apply at all to those who are the color of a rotting orange, and of course, the tritely parroted refrain of possessing a “LOVE OF COUNTRY”, but not for any of the people who currently live inside of it.

Sad to say Debbie, you’re not a Conservative in the true sense of that word. However, given your incessant posting on Facebook, I can only assume that it is widely accepted by those who know you that you are a complete fucking moron, and mythical Lord knows that no one person will ever be able to take that away from you. Save of course, unless that specific person turns out to be a lobotomist.

Nevertheless, even though I do honestly perceive Harshbarger to be the possessor of an intellect hovering somewhere between that of a box of stale marshmallow Peeps and a jacuzzi full of rancid mayonnaise, my underestimating her abilities just may bite me in my proverbial ass, when all is said and done. How do I know this, you ask? Well, she was more than nice enough to tell us all, via her honorary doctorate in shit-posting:

Surprisingly, I have no doubt that Harshbarger knows how to “do” some shit, for when given her age and current infirmities, it’s fairly obvious that she was most likely around when most of it was originally invented. However, whether she “can” actually do it at all, is the supreme question at hand, when one factors in that previously discussed lack of thought process that she so clearly struggles with every day.

When faced with what passes for Harshbarger’s critical thinking skillset, if it is indeed true that when one loses a sense the remainders get stronger, then I can only surmise that only can she smell the river Ganges from her front porch in Pennsylvania, but that she can heat up a burrito in her hands as well, using nothing save for the heat-vison coming naturally out of her eyes.

I’m perceptibly kidding of course, for if she can’t see how reality actually works to begin with, my only other assumption would be that her eyes are just as full of the cataracts that have so definitively formed inside her so-called brain. But what kind of snark would I be, if I didn’t at least acknowledge that Harshbarger is trying, albeit in her own unique way, to do some good nevertheless.

And despite the examples of her posted racism that appeared in my last screed, mythical God alone love her, she is attempting to present herself as being a better person overall. In fact, this sampling of a truly wonderful and heart-warming message, attests to this ongoing effort of hers to acquire some redemption, via the conduit of fostering brother-and-sister-hood:

Even I will admit ever so curmudgeonly, that this is indeed, a beautiful message that everyone needs to hear these days, given all of the divisional strife that none of us are ostensibly immune from. And no matter what I’ve revealed lurking within Harshbarger’s pile of putrid postings, there’s no way that even she can override this generalized feeling of goodwill I’m currently experiencing towards her.

Oh wait, what’s this?

Never mind. I forgot who I was dealing with for an all too brief and somewhat glorious moment.

But if I may, doesn’t the term “brotherhood” mean all people, regardless of national origin? Actually, on the face of it, I’d have to say “yes”. Yes, it does: “Brotherhood:  the quality or state of being brothers, a fellowship, or an alliance.” Call me crazy, but I didn’t see a notation that a passport or a birth certificate was a requirement for one’s inclusion, did you?

And as for Debbie’s unhinged rant about “hostile, freeloading assholes waving their own flags?

Please do tell us more, Debbie Dumb-as-fuck.

Regular readers of my screeds may have noticed by now that over the course of these three screeds, that I’ve reused certain memes of Debbie’s that have been placed within other stories, but I assure you that such is not out of any sense of laziness or lack of uncreative insight. It’s just that if I’m going to paint an accurate portrait of a person, I need to depict all the shades of Humanity that they come in, be they light or in her case, exceedingly dark.

As previously explored, Harshbarger’s main color palette seems to be squarely focused on being deliberately ignorant if not paranoidly phobic, across a spectrum of issues that other correctly functioning humans regard as trivial, at best. And while it is true that not all Conservatives are racist, homophobic, misogynistic, faux Christian bigoted and hateful hypocrites, it’s also been verified that the majority of persons who are such, tend to self-identify as ideologically Conservative.

What that means in this, the age of willful obliviousness, is to ignore all that interferes with your assuredly false narratives, and to embrace that which certifies your beliefs, regardless of their accuracy or their societal impact upon others. In Harshbarger’s case, such inanity involves a seethingly obsessive hatred of all things LGBTQ related, and of course, anything involving the Democrat party:

And if such can be presented by Harshbarger as if they were the fanatical ravings of a madwoman, so much the better:

I won’t speak for you of course, but I genuinely miss the good old days when psychotically damaged loons such as Harshbarger were relegated to screaming at the sky on only the best of street corners, before the internet came along and unfortunately made them everybody’s goddamn problem.

JFC, lady- I have no idea what your mental deficiency actually is, but I’m starting to think that one day, you’ll be the reason why a medication was hastily formulated to combat it.

However, this post does have it all: conspiracy theories, biased rumors, unwarranted slander, fantastical fallacies, selectively cherry-picked innuendos, and the inference that Michelle Obama is indeed, actually a man, because if you’re going to present yourself to the world entire as being less intelligent than a urinal puck, you might as well go full in up to your fat neck, and you most definitely need to do it in ALL-CAPS, to boot.

Predictably, Harshbarger dutifully managed to gloss over the GQP’s culpability in the issues both real and imaginary that she listed, and while that itself comes as no surprise to me, I’m still always amazed by just how dumb Neocons seem to be when it comes to the actuality of things. For every finger that they point at the Democrats, they themselves s need both of their hands as well as their feet, to count the number of transgressions that their party’s leadership nakedly commits every day.

Which must be the reason as to why deflection-seeking tripe like this, gets posted as frequently as it does:

So let me get this straight, if I can. Jesus, the Son of God, the paragon of all that is virtuous and self-sacrificing, chose a thrice-married adulterer, a licentious con-man, an inveterate liar, and perpetual self-obsessed onward, who in addition, not only sold out his country as he betrayed its core values, but thanks to his well-established track record of abusing women, found himself inevitably convicted for sexual battery, to serve as his Earth-bound representative?

Yeah… that totally clocks.

But in for a penny, in for a pound, as the saying goes, so if you’re going to wrap yourself and your chosen false messiah up in delusions and denial, you might as well wade in to your allegorical Second Bolgia up to that useless sewer pipe you so wittily call your neck:

Say what you will, but I just love it when Neocons project their own weaknesses as being proof of their self-assumed “strength”. Not only is none of this even remotely true as five minutes of research will confirm, but the last time I checked, being charged with 71 felony counts and also being the first president in American history to acquire such, isn’t really a distinction to be proud of, either.

And I’m ever so glad that people like Harshbarger still have Trump’s back, because it’s apparent that he sure as hell doesn’t have theirs, as proven by this headline from The Guardian.

Imagine that… the guy who cheated on all of his wives, on his taxes, and on his sense of duty as the elected Commander in Chief, did the exact same thing to the horde of fucking morons who are now going to prison in his name. Who could have ever seen that coming down the pike, save for…

That’s right cultists- your mango-man-child hasn’t done one goddamn thing to assist the psychopaths who violently stormed the halls of our democracy on J6. Not one fundraising rally to cover legal costs, save for the ones he’s currently incurring, not one statement uttered in their defense at any of their trials, and lastly, not one website, lawyer, or publicity drive underwritten by him to lend them aid in any way whatsoever.

But yeah… you should totally have his back, if only to stop him from both lilting your wallet, and sticking his set of knives in yours. And while Harshbarger insanely sees him serving as an embodied agent of Jesus, and Trump fancies himself as this colonial monstrosity, screenshot from one of his braggadocious posts on Truth Social;

Rest assured, that the majority of America’s remaining still-sane citizenry, personify him solely as this:

And what pray tell, do you think would really happen if Jesus found himself standing on the allegorical shores of Galilee next to the walking human affront that is Trump? My guess is that his reaction would be more than appropriately justified in relation to whom he’s been so erroneously if not maliciously, aligned with:

Yeah… that totally clocks. Now to be fair, Harshbarger’s devotion to a mirin who quite literally, represents her willing ignorance perfectly, isn’t all that unusual when you look at the situation objectively.

For not only does Trump personify the factual embodiment of her delusional hate and intellectual vapidness, he’s also what she in her ever-increasing density, regards as the only person who can save us, despite the negative connotation of what she previously posted about the exact societal demographic that he directly hails from:

“Men in suits have destroyed it”, says dimwitted disciple who supports a common-man-hating, ill-fitting suit wearing, overly privileged elitist, that has never done the equivalent of an honest day’s work in his speciously scripted life, but I digress. As a rule, I try to give full range when it comes to people’s opinions no matter how goddamn ill-advised, they may turn out to be in the end, but for the love of mythical God, take a long hard look at this guy, and tell me just what it is about him…

… that’s supposed to scream out “working class hero” not only to me, but for that matter, any one of us who’s ever had to seriously debate making the choice between eating and paying our rent. And if that gilded slice of one man’s speciously interpreted representation of what “relatable” is, then here’s yet another, displaying just how much the always suited Trump shares in tandem with the average person:

Jesus F Christ, Donny. It’s a soft-pitched baseball, not another federal indictment, so suck it up, you spineless bitch. BTW, does anybody else get the feeling that the look on his mango-pulp serving as melanin face, is the same expression you’d expect to see if you asked hm to read a book, prove beyond doubt, the validity of one of his conspiracy theories, or demand that he goes thirty seconds without incessantly talking about how great he is?

But sure thing, Debbie- this sexually assaulting treasonous societal Sarcocystosis, is the “hero” we need.

However, never dare make the blasphemous suggestion to Harshbarger that Trump is the most wretched of cravens, because unlike us TDS sufferers who’ve seen the definitive proof of such since his father’s gas-station -purchased condom broke, only she alone knows just who he “really” is, and it’s everything that you’d think it would be:

Man, I’ve often heard of cognitive disassociation via movies, TV shows, and Right-Wing media, but I never thought I’d ever have the opportunity to read a true ode to its darkly insane depths.

Let me translate this nonsensical babbling of Debbie Dumbfuck here, into non-cultist language, if I can: “Because this man-child cares so much about country he bravely committed acts of treason, something which I choose to pretend never happened, undelaying my inadvertent confession that when it comes to what’s really happening in the world of American politics, I’m a complete fucking moron.

Now, if you could be so kind as to ignore the reality that this paragon of altruïsm not only cheated on all three of his wives, despite taking a solemn vow not to do so, then we can all get on to pretending that just because a guy betrays those he supposedly loves, as well as his country, there’s no possibility whatsoever that he’d be blatantly disloyal to a stranger, right?

Say, like refusing to accompany the J6 rioters to the Capitol, and then deliberately ignored their pleas for his help after they did his odious bidding, for instance. But rest assured, he’d certainly sacrifice himself rather than us when faced with the threat of dangerous opposition, nevertheless.”

And do you know why that is, boys and girls? Well, if you don’t, Debbie has the answer for you:

Ah, delusion. It’s just not for the inordinately wealthy anymore. If you’re so inclined, you could say that mental illness was the only true thing that Trump has ever given away for free, but you’d be forgetting the fact that when it comes to misunderstanding that which is actually existent, it’s essentially just a disturbing character quirk, unless it’s been paired with just the right equivalent of personal stupidity and paranoia to balance it all out:

Oh Debbie, you make the literary serial killer in me ever so happy. While you may only ever be considered as a divine gift to your future mandated psychiatrist, your inanity is truly nothing less than a gold mine for the likes of me. Not only is this hexad of memes classic projection, if not singular confession, they perfectly underscore just how out of touch you and your party currently are with the construct of certified reality in general.

If I didn’t know better, I’d strongly opine that your ability to process the world of the real as it were, is on par with the nitwits that believe in astrology, the act of scrying, the Tarot serving as seer, astral projection, or that “Highlander 2: The Quickening”, is actually a good movie worth watching or even worse, owning.   

But Hashbarger’s fevered fanaticisms aside, her inference that the party which isn’t banning books, attacking the LGBTQ and minority communities for no quantifiable reason, that doesn’t base its political moves upon conspiracy theories, White supremacy, misogyny, and which openly wants affordable college made available to all, regardless of societal status, are the true idiots, is laughable at best, and painfully cringe-inducing at its worst.

And as you’ve come to expect, she provides the proof of my perception ever so happily, yet again:

Once more Debbie, can I ask that you allow me to do some of the allegorical heavy lifting, every now and then?

For if the act of mocking you gets any easier for me, I’ll finally have the free time that I require to finish building that life-size X-wing fighter sitting out in my garage, and mythical Lord knows, none of my neighbors really want that. I tell ya’, there’s nothing funnier than when someone presents a performance of cluelessly inadvertent self-ownership, as they attempt (and fail) to make a salient point that they can’t adequately defend in the first place.

Case in point, Harshbarger’s continuance in promising the fallacy that it’s actually Joe Biden, not Trump, who’s morally bereft, if not the apogee of criminalistic behavior, despite all evidence to the contrary provided by court cases, a criminal conviction, witness testimony, sworn affidavits, and oh yes… those SEVENTY-ONE CRIMINAL CHARGES that her mango-man-crush is crowing about proudly, as if he just had a session of uncompensated beforehand sex with his wife.

Let’s cue up the pertinent meme!

One day, and this hopefully soon, Harshbarger, ever the paramour of all that is wretched, craven, and dumber-than-fuck, will have a moment of personally relevant clarity. A shock to the system as it were. With any luck, that shock won’t be the end result of drawing a bath with a plugged-in toaster sitting on her lap, but as I’m a betting man at heart, I say we roll the dice, and see what happens, regardless.

However, while this post is maddening on the face of it, due to its inherent sense of willful avoidance relating to that which has already been firmly established in the glaring eye of the unblinking public, it actually gets far worse, thanks to the vile input of one of her equally abhorrent FB friends, an internet troll who goes by the name of Craig Opheikens, and whom I can only assume, given this batshit post, pleasures himself to the thought of killing the stray dogs that wander into the front yard of his mom’s house:

I have no idea what public school system it was that Opheikens certainly flunked out of early on, but as a rule of thumb, the majority of children’s’ scholastic history books generally don’t cover as a topic, albeit in either in literary or visual form, the methodology of public executions in America. Weird, that.

I have no idea what public school system it was that Opheikens certainly flunked out of early on, but as a rule of thumb, the majority of children’s’ scholastic history books generally don’t cover as a topic, albeit in either in literary or visual form, the methodology of public executions in America. Weird, that. And if you’re wondering just why I posted this, it’s because at no point did Harshbarger ever openly disparage what he posted.

Feel free to draw your own conclusions, but if you’re sane, they’ll be equal to mine. That being; “Silence is Compliance”, and it’s fairly obvious from Harshbarger’s ever-increasingly bizarre online rantings, that while she isn’t overall necessarily silent, she’s seemingly comfortable with the thought of politically-inspired violence being applied upon imagined transgressions that she can’t recall, define, or most importantly, prove.

But nevertheless, her unwarranted accusations serve as the fuel for the solution she offers for them, and in what could only be charitably described as a doozy of the highest dysfunctional order, she once again, presents her lunacy to the world entire, and ostensibly expects nothing less than praise for them:

As I said earlier, every time a Neocon opens their mouth, it’s either projection or singular confession, and the last time I checked, praising dictators, saluting an enemy’s general, attempting a coup to remain in power, and stealing classified documents, falls far better into what the true definition of what Treason actually is, versus it being broadly applied to someone for no better reason than the fact that you just don’t like them.

But feel free to keep the faith that Harshbarger can justify her embrace of the violently implied, because she has only the best reasons to do so, as demonstrated within this not nuts at all laundry list of lies:

Now, I could point out that all of these issues have occurred under Presidents of both parties, but if I did, then I’d also have to notate just which party it specifically was that ACTUALLY TIRED to make America a Banana Republic at the bequest of a fascistically unhinged Creamsicle, as well.

Spoiler: it wasn’t the Democrats, and in a turn that’s truly pathetic, Harshbarger’s claim that America is now akin to one, has not a thing to do with the concerns that she mentioned, but for how her mango-moron is being held accountable for his treason and criminality. So, the “American people have reached a new low”, Debbie? That’s rich, coming from a slavish cultist who can limbo under a cockroach’s stomach with room to spare.

And I’m not just talking about ample leg room, either. I’m fairly certain given Harshbarger’s track record of falsehoods, conspiracy theories, and outright lunacy that validates her lower than low intellectual status, that she could park the Microverse equivalent of the Antonov AN-225 underneath there, and the roach wouldn’t suspect a thing, much in the same way that she fails to recognize her gift for unintentional self-owning irony:

Yet again, the guy who arrogantly suggested that we illegally suspend the so that he could be reinstated as President, despite his losing both a fair election and botching the attempt to launch a treasonous coup securing said unearned and undeserved position of power, is the real victim here, and we should grant a measure of slack due to this “fact”, because apparently Harshbarger assumes that the rest of us are as dumb as she is.  

When one sadly wades through the anaerobic lagoon that pulls double duty serving as both Harshbarger’s personality and critical thinking skillset, it becomes painfully obvious that outside of manufacturing faux outrage in regards to things that don’t directly affect her one iota, screaming at the sky is really where a great deal of her time is invested, rather than on the research of said topics she’s so inordinately pissed off about:

I’m not a sadist or even a masochist by any means, but how much fun would it be to watch Harshbarger’s online world get crushed and as an additional benefit, her ranting delayed, if the “Caps Lock” button on her laptop found itself deliberately disabled for 24 hours?

Call me crazy, but I would so roll the dice on that in a heartbeat, and might even go double or nothing on my bet, but only if the parameter of this social experiment demanded that she be required to correctly use both grammar and proper punctuation. Seriously. I’d make my money back in less time than it takes for her to have a meltdown, and I for one, like those odds.

Can you just imagine, what holiday dinners at her house must be like? Newsmax blasting out of the TV, her going off every thirty seconds, spouting some conspiracy, rumor, or inner-head delusion that she just thought of, and all of the non-related by blood in-laws milling around, uncomfortably looking at their watches, and wondering just how much time has to elapse before they can politely take their leave.

And on those rare and unavoidable times when she goes over to their homes, I can rest assure you that the right-wing stations aren’t programmed into the TV, the sharp things are kept away from her, and most assuredly if not importantly, the liquor cabinet remains securely locked. That is, until the moment oi her longed-for departure finally arrives, then its hats off, and celebratory drinks all around, to the survivors of the visit.

This is not to suggest that in any way, shape or form, that Harshbarger herself has a drinking problem of any measure, but if there are any such unfortunates in her immediate family that suffer from alcoholism, then I’m pretty confident that I already know the roof source of how it might have begun for all of them.

In retrospect however, I kind of almost wish that she did have an issue with alcohol, because then the symptoms that are usually associated with delirium tremens, would actually make sense as to why she posts stuff like this:

Well, this is certainly an eye opener, is it not? I honestly had no idea that all three of these still respected politicos had been credibly accused of sexual battery, tax fraud, embezzlement, foreign worker visa violations, falsifying business records in New York. As well as illegally holding on to sensitive national-security documents, conspiring to obstruct justice, lying to law enforcement, and violating no less than three dissimilar laws relating to the concealment of government records.

Silly me. I guess it is true that you can learn something new every day, especially if you leave all the allegorical crawlspaces in your brain wide open. And since Harshbarger was seemingly unable to back up her meme using tabulated evidence of any sort, it’s apparent that we should give this meme as much credit as all of the other bullspit that she’s disseminated thus far.

And to think, if Trump only had the capacity of so-called mind to not go on TV and the Web and confess to all of his crimes, then maybe je too, could have enjoyed walking away scot-free as these assumed villains so successfully have. But interestingly, I may now have the reason why Harshbarger processes reality in the manner that she does., and as you’d expect, it offers us all an unexpected personal insight

So, Harshbarger at one point in her sanctimonious life, and this despite her self-declaration of going through a series of “partying days “, did mind-altering drugs, and she did so only once? I mean, it’s perfectly normal to be this delusional, and yet, have no underlying cause for it, I’m sure. To that, all I can say is this:

Harshbarger just loves a good political conspiracy theory, accuracy be damned to heck, and all that jazz. And she admires them even more when like the meme above, they can be utilized into service as a “L know you are, but what am I?” gambit in order to deflect from both the fact that her mango-man-crush is guilty as fuck, and that she has much of a grasp on reality, as I currently do on the thighs of  Milla Jovovich:

Once again, an “opinion” gleaned from the detritus that is the Alt-Wring ideology, and presented to us, with no notation of whom is “guilty” of what, no evidence given for the same, served up with a deliberate lack of any contextual information, that would prove the validity of her concept, as well.

Honestly, I didn’t see that coming at all.

However, while I did expect an insipidly pointless response to be forthcoming from at least one of the idiots in Harshbarger’s cabal of such, I still didn’t expect it to be this goddamn disconnected from the desert of the real:

Internet lawyers. Making the snark in me ever so delighted for roughly the last 15 years or so.

One question I must ask, Lynn? For what exactly, could Trump engage in the act of collectively “suing” [correct spelling} all these people for? Ponting out that he’s a treasonous, whiny, bigoted, incompetent, soulless, spitefully petty, misogynistic narcissist with an unchecked privilege complex?

Sorry to tell you this, but that’s actually not illegal; whatsoever. But you know what is? Tax fraud based on Ponzi schemes, sexual assault, and egregious dereliction of duty when you’re a sitting US resident, all of who ich I might add, that your angry Creamsicle has either been fined for, convicted of, or is currently under indictment regarding. But please, give us your sure to be captivating, closing remarks, nevertheless.

One thing that I must admire, be it ever so begrudgingly, is Harshbarger’s determined dedication to gleefully wallowing in the paranoid pond that floats the Alt-Wrong’s ideology, finding herself covered in slime as she does, and yet with little to no self-reflection, she then goes forward with her campaign of broadcasting her malevolent thoughts. It must be a grace of sorts, to be that relatively undisturbed by the sense, if not the stench, of your own awfulness, must it not?

 In fact, such clueless arrogance reminds me of a passage from the most excellent book “The Phantom Tollbooth”, written by the lauded Norman Juster, in which this sage observation is offered: “You can swim all day in the Sea of Knowledge and still come out completely dry. Most people do.” Using this as a guide of skirts, I can only assume that Harshbarger’s intellect is drier than Melania Trump on her anniversary night.

While it’s not a difficult stretch of the imagination to believe that Harshbarger is as smart as a urinal puck, let us not forget that her density, paranoia, and the other equally as abominable quirks that define her lack of character are completely self-created, self-fueled, and self-promoted. No one person is singularly responsible for her willingly strangling her common sense in an age where valid information is a Google search away. Keep this in mind if you would, for she is quite literally, a fucking moron by choice.

And as we all sadly knew by now, when you are such, you’re going to weaponize it whenever possible:Apparently, when I earlier refereed to Harshbarger being as smart as a urinal puck, I was being far too charitable in my assessment, and for that I will unabashedly apologize to urinal pucks everywhere. In addition, I’m also certain that Harshbarger’s near-sociopathic detestation of this man is based on his political machinations alone, and not his unchosen shade of melanin, because if there’s one thing that Neocons aren’t known for, its overt racism.

And knowing that, I’m sure my criticism of this trio will be quite the chore for me, will it not? Actually, no it won’t, considering that if one removes the fantastical fabrications, the cherry-picking of context, and yes, even the subtle racism from these so-called “points of debate”, they fall flatter than a Kansas pancake

When it comes to examining the first sampling of Harshbarger’s posted dipshittery trio, I have a few corrective notes. To begin, the proper wording of the action she claims that Obama is responsible for, is “led”, not “lead”, and the last time I checked, the only person who attempted a coup of any sort, was her definitely going to be imprisoned for his treasonous actions, mango-man-child.

And while she did pathetically slur Obama as being bath “scum” and an “asshole”, we all knew what singular descriptive she wanted to use in their stead, but didn’t. So, perhaps there’s been some personal growth on her part, I guess? Moving on to the second piece of rotting tripe that she posted, I’ll take her individualized inanity on point by point, clockwise.

(!) A “Loser” doesn’t win reelection twice, and he most certainly doesn’t retain the world-wide respect that your fascist frankfurter demands so cravenly, and has NEVER received. Just saying. (2) No, it wasn’t. In fact, when questioned about the world encompassing junket, Obama’s former national security adviser Tom Donilon said that; “He’s a person who got elected twice with majorities- he’s pretty politically attuned None of these steps he takes are without pretty serious thought, and they are the result of long efforts,”

(3) Um, isn’t it your side as well as its leadership, the ones that White Nationalists both laud and votes for? Please shut up. You’re embarrassing the actual racists. (4) To that falsehood, I say choke on this, you lunkhead:

Granted, this is a mixed bag, but overall, my guy beats the stuffing out of yours, so please take your bile and happily choke to death on it. (5) Um, dumbfuck? Just where exactly, do you think that Transwomen have been going to the bathroom since the beginning of time? Narnia? Isengard? Oz? Fantasy Island?

JFC, get a new obsession that doesn’t involve the urination habits of strangers, you goddamn freak.

(6) Yeah, he tried, and this is why he did so, straight from the man himself: “For many years, it has been clear that the detention facility at Guantanamo Bay does not advance our national security—it undermines it. It’s counterproductive to our fight against terrorists, who use it as propaganda in their efforts to recruit.” But please Debbie, continue to dazzle us all with your bumper sticker understanding of international politics.

(7) On this, I will partially agree. In its resolve to lock in a nuclear deal with Iran, the Obama administration totally screwed the pooch here. See? Even a broken human can be right once in a awhile, but then when it comes to our next topic, she blows her lead.

(8) No, he did not. Russia by the accordance of the mentioned agreement, while being granted the ability to be able to own about 20 percent of U.S. uranium production capacity, only extracts about 11 percent of said uranium in the US, which much to the detriment of Harshbarger’s false narrative, isn’t allowed to be exported at all.

In addition, the deal was agreed upon by no less than nine separate government agencies, so once again Debbie, please know what the fuck you’re actually talking about first, before you bother us all with your ignorance regarding it.

(9) I hate to point this out to you, my disciple of all things dumber-than-fuck, but it was YOUR guy who canceled the deal that allowed us access and oversight of Iran’s nicker program, thereby putting us, if not the word entire at extreme risk, As I just said, please know what the fuck you’re actually talking about first, before you bother us all with your ignorance regarding it.

Concerning the last slice of Harshbarger’s moron pie, her assertion that Obama needs to be indicted for the political situations mentioned, is an obvious symptom of her desire to come across as being far more politically relevant than as clinically insane, which she so debatably appears to be. Case in point, while Obama’s administration (including Hillary Clinton) was blamed for security lapses, the HOUSE REPUBLICANS NO LESS, cleared both of any malfeasance in regards to the tragedy that Benghazi was

It’s amazing what you can discover for yourself when you actually bother to do minimal research first, isn’t it?

For instance, you’d discover that the seeds of the “Fast and Furious” program initiated with a program formulated under the Bush administration in 2006. Known as Operation Wide Receiver, it too attempted to track suspicious gun sales, even going so far to tallow said sales to progress, even when the ATF had credible cause to have confidence that the sales were unlawful in nature.

A truly fucked-up situation of political maneuvering known as “gun walking”. And while it is true that Obama used the stripped-down bones of OWB to form the skeleton of what would eventually become the “Fast and Furious” program, it’s hypocritical at best for Harshbarger to ignore this facet of reality in favor of her semi-false narrative.

Speaking if which, let’s now address the so-called “IRS abuse” that Harshbarger referenced, wherein it was alleged that the IRS unjustifiably targeted Conservative groups in lieu of doing the same towards those that were Liberal.

Shame then, that a report issued by the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration, showed that the purportedly disgraceful deed never occurred. Despite possessing not a shred of credible evidence, Republicans claimed that the IRS was displaying political bias in determining the validity of organizations who were applying for a specific classification of tax-exempt status.

To meet the requirements for this standing, an organization cannot engage in political activities of any kind. as the law [tax code section 501(c)(4)] itself states, which specificizes that only organizations operating for the promotion of social welfare alone, are eligible for said tax status, which BTW, paves the road for same said organizations to legally receive anonymous donations as well.

Now, while it is true that the IRS did use specifically-worded search filters to sift through the scores of applicants applying for the tax-exemption, it was solely as a means to an end in order to weed out those who were engaged in unfitting levels of dogmatic action. The actions undertaken by the IRS were not, I repeat, NOT, done so out of any ideological bias.

In fact, the same said word filters which employed the terms “tea party” and other such verbiage associated with the Neocon movement, used in equilibrium descriptives such as “progressive,” “green energy.”, and “occupy”, as well. This knowledge that the IRS has utilized both right and left terminology for processing tax-exempt applications for years is quite well-known by both sides, but you’ll never hear a Neocon affirm this false narrative shattering realty, noted ever so clearly in the TIGTA’s report.

I wonder why that is?

And before you start drawing a conclusion as to why this is actually so, let me just say that it probably has not a thing to do with the fact that the story having been 100% debunked, is nothing less than devastating to its purposely false narrative. Three misrepresentations down. Two misrepresentations to go.

In relation to our next facet of cheery-picked fabrications, “Lock her Up!” was all that we heard from the Alt-Wrong for Hillary Clinton’s brain-dead usage of a private email server for official public communications rather than using official State Department email accounts maintained on federal servers. After a years-long FBI investigation, it was determined that Clinton’s server did not contain any information or emails that were clearly marked “classified”.

As an addendum, FBI director James Comey released a public statement about the incident, which concluded by saying that; “In looking back at our investigations into mishandling or removal of classified information, we cannot find a case that would support bringing criminal charges on these facts. All the cases prosecuted involved some combination of: clearly intentional and willful mishandling of classified information; or vast quantities of materials exposed in such a way as to support an inference of intentional misconduct; or indications of disloyalty to the United States; or efforts to obstruct justice.

We do not see those things here.

To be clear, this is not to suggest that in similar circumstances, a person who engaged in this activity would face no consequences. To the contrary, those individuals are often subject to security or administrative sanctions. But that is not what we are deciding now. As a result, although the Department of Justice makes final decisions on matters like this, we are expressing to Justice our view that no charges are appropriate in this case.”

In spite of this revelation however, the rabid raccoons of the Alt-Wrong Zoo ceaselessly demanded that Clinton be held accountable by being prosecuted within an inch of her life, despite the discovery of far worse, if not far more extensive veracity that;

And while that alone was bad enough, there was also the whispers of WH insiders that “Lock her Up!” Donnie Dimwit had the embarrassment of the following dangerous habit being observed about him:

But have no fear, for Trump ever the paragon of Honesty, rushed forward to assure us all that in no way would he ever use an unsecured phone, which at best, is exceedingly dangerous, if not stupid:

Well, I feel so much better now, don’t you? The guy who lied about his wealth, his affairs, his taxes, his policies, his political opponents, his intelligence, his abilities, his business success, and his personal ethics, just let us all know that he “rarely” uses a cellphone, despite the fact that it’s the only way one can access Twitter, and my belief that he couldn’t turn on a laptop without his care aides’ help. Plus, there’s this…

… but whatever you say, Donnie. I mean, you do seem trustworthy.

Four misrepresentations down. One misrepresentation to go. And out of all the ones [previously mentioned, thus just may be my favorite. Trump for whatever reason, seemingly, has the worst luck when it comes to his interpersonal, professional, and administrative relationships.

Despite his being true in word, he finds himself surrounded by liars. Despite his being loyal, he finds himself surrounded by traitors. Despite his being brave, he finds himself surrounded by cravens. Despite his being a Feminist, he finds himself surrounded by misogynists. Despite his being inclusive, he finds himself surrounded by racists and bigots.

And in a turn most perplexing, despite his being virtuous beyond all reproach, he finds himself surrounded by criminals of all kinds.

My heart truly goes out to this guy. Can you imagine the challenges of going to all that trouble of falsely presenting yourself as being a champion of ethical stalwartness, only to suffer the inevitable indignity of not having all of the crimes that you’ve committed and, in some cases, even admitted to, taken to be nothing more than politically-motivated hoaxes? Man, that has just got to sting something fierce.

But the issue of validity has been raised, so let me give you all the relevant facts of that which Harshbarger with ZERO research for her own part, has claimed to be a malevolent hoax.

In a nutshell, the “Russia Hoax” [AKA: “The Mueller special counsel investigation”] explored the links between Trump associates, Russian officials, and Russian spies, along with the certainties that same said associates of Trump working on his behalf, obstructed justice in regards to the Russian government interfering with the 2016 United States election.

In the course of the inquiry, Mueller’s governmental gumshoes delved into the thousands of emails originating from Trump’s WH transition team, while a cadre of lawyers in tandem with the investigative efforts of FBI agents, intelligence analysts, and forensic accountants, issued more than 2,800 subpoenas, and questioned nearly 500 witnesses. These included not only his equally as shady son-in-law Jared Kushner, but also his fully engulfed by the blackness of the soulless void, former chief strategist and fellow traitor, Steve Bannon as well.

Trump ever in character as the cowardly bitch that he is, refused to take part in even his own defense, because as he saw it, the validated in time query was nothing more than a… um… oh yeah, a “witch hunt” engineered by the “Deep State”, which was probably underwritten by [INSERT CURRENT CONSPIRACY BAD-GUY / GROUP/ HILLARY/ OBAMA / EVIL SMURF HERE]’

So, in the end, what was the outcome of all of this hard work?

To paraphrase Mueller’s official report regarding his findings, it was proven that Russia did indeed, engage in extensive attacks on the U.S. election system in 2016, via a social media-based disinformation campaign that idealized Trump, as well as the hacking of Clinton campaign-related databases and the release of stolen materials through both Russian-created entities and Wikileaks.

In addition, the report also verified that there were numerous links between the Russian government and the Trump Campaign, and that the Trump Campaign “showed interest in WikiLeaks’s releases of documents and welcomed their potential to damage candidate Clinton”. And while Trump was not criminally charged with any wrongdoing himself, Mueller deliberately declined to exonerate him, choosing to list the multiple episodes in which he engaged in obstreperous comportment.

However, when it came to indictments and/or convictions concerning others involved in this alleged “hoax”, the list was far more productive. Kicking it off, we’ll start with former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort: seven and a half years in prison for financial crimes, although (of course) Trump later wound up pardoning him, because… um, the GQP is the party of “Law and Order”, and stuff.

Continuing forward, there’s the former employee of Manafort’s law firm, one Konstantin Kilimnik; who was charged with conspiracy to obstruct justice and obstruction of justice for alleged witness tampering, Trump confidant Roger Stone, who was convicted of all seven counts of the counts he faced, including lying to Congress, witness tampering, and obstructing a congressional investigation.

So naturally, crooks being thicker than ethics, he found himself pardoned of such, by his fellow traitor and liar.

Trump also shamelessly pardoned former National Security Advisor Michael Flynn, who pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI about conversations with then Russian ambassador Sergey Kislyak, as well as Trump’s former campaign aide Rick Gates, who pleaded guilty in relation to alleged crimes, which concerned his role in concealing foreign bank accounts, committing tax fraud and violating federal law in connection with work he had engaged in on behalf of done pro-Russia politicians in Ukraine.

Staying on theme, we’ll close off the rogue’s gallery, as it were with Trump’s personal “fixer”, lawyer Michael Cohen, who pleaded guilty to tax and bank charges, campaign finance violations, and lying to Congress, former Trump campaign adviser George Papadopoulos, convicted for lying to investigators, and finally, we end with Dutch attorney Alex van der Zwaan, who pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI about contacts with both Rick Gates and an as yet unnamed person in Ukraine,

But it gets even more impressive, especially when you understand just how this motley crew of criminal dunderheads helped pick up the check for their own downfall. For as it turns out, part of Manafort’s plea deal with the special counsel was his agreeing to willingly forfeit real estate holdings and cash estimated to be worth somewhere between $42 million and $46 million.

Granted, while it’s not front row seats to Trump’s ineluctable trial for being an insurrection-fomenting traitor and coward, it’s still a pretty impressive checklist for what Harshbarger perceives to be a supposed hoax, nevertheless.

Such evidence however, regardless of how well-documented and/or verified it may be, means naught to morons like Harshbarger, because when it gets right down to it, she’d rather feel victimized on the behalf of a person who if the tables were reversed, wouldn’t condescend to acknowledge her existence.  But let’s just forget all that for now, because Harshbarger still has some asinine arrows left in her quiver, and she’s determined to fly them all:

As I’ve said numerous times before, anytime a Conservative dare points their finger at in histrionic accusation, rest assured, that there’s at least nine fingers and both of their feet, pointing back at them as confirmation of their attempting to deflect their own guilt for doing that which they claimed others had already done. At this point in the political theater intermission, it’s almost a physical law, rather than just a theorem.

“Everybody knew”, Debbie? Yeah, they did. They knew that your mango-man-child was incompetent, arrogant, narcissistic, misogynistic, racist, a crook, a liar, an adulterer, a can-man, a coward, and eventually, a self-confessed assaulter of women and despicable traitor, who unlike the people mentioned in your absurdly dense meme, did try to attempt a coup on J6.

Maybe you saw it, Debbie? It was on all the major networks, including the ones you masturbate to when you think your house is empty. But to be fair, this sort of realty-based insight is reserved exclusively for those of us whose brains don’t resemble the cud of a cow.  But her lack of common sense aside, ya’ gotta give Harshbarger credit for attempting to muddy the waters that by comparison, resemble those of the Maldives:

Once again, let’s dissect this three-part claptrap from our resident human as urinal cake, in order:

(1) Tha fact that your disgraced presidents’ own words, actions, and social media statements were used against him, does not a “kangaroo court” make. It does however certify beyond all reasonable doubt as to why made members of the American Mafia take a vow of silence. That being, because it actually works in their favor.

(2) No, it wasn’t the “first time” in History that such has happened. However, it is the first time in our history, that an American political party openly attempted to throw an insurrection party, and then wanted same said complicit traitors who helped plan it, to sit in the judgement of it, and thereby, deflect the well-deserved penalty of consequence from doing so.

And if you think I’m being dramatic, whose party does this traitorous bitch belong to, may I ask?

(3) Yup. If there’s one person that you definitely want on an investigation committee when you’re trying to get to the actual truth of a matter, it’s the QAnon-conspiracy-believing, hate-speech spewing, adultery-committing, lying, bleached blonde wackadoo, that espouses that Jewish space lasers are starting fires in our nations’ forests, as she starts several within the halls of our now dysfunctional government.

All of this nonsense was to be expected from the Neocon side of the fence, for after all, when actual proof fails, conspiracies prevail for the deliberately misinformed. The reason why that is, is two-fold: first, it provides an escape hatch of sorts to escape an argument that they cannot possibly hope to win otherwise, and second: it allows them the freedom to pretend that they’re actually smarter than they really are.

(4) I’m not entirely sure how Harshbarger forget this, but the events of J6 were BROADCAST LIVE AS THEY FUCKING HAPPENED, ACROSS ALL THE FORMS OF JOURNALISTIC MEDIA, including both the wings known as Left and Right. This also includes Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, and the now almost fully-populated by White Nationalists vanity project known as Twitter.

Now, if there had been a series of pointless explosions, ala the type that Michael Bay’s work exemplifies, with some additional Christopher Nolan plot development, or the lens flares associated with J.J. Abrams thrown in for good measure, then, and only then, would ever I buy into your “Hollywood director” bullshit.

But as none of those stylistic elements are there, I’ll just conclude that as usual, your head is so far up your own ass again, that describing you as bearing a resemblance to a Moebius strip but with legs attached, is not only on the money, its possibly me being too charitable by far.

Moving on, we come to Harshbarger’s next attempt at getting the mud of slanderous intent to stick to something other than her treasonously craven Creamsicle, wherein she tries (and fails) to draw an absolutely batshit crazy parallel between Trump’s certifiably illegal possession of classified documents, and what she insanely and falsely claims that other former presidents have allegedly done.

Once again, I’ll take Harshbarger’s dumbfuckery on in the order: of its presentation, and enjoy myself as I do so, because if I can’t laugh at her, then obviously my sense of humor is broken beyond repair.

GEORGE BUSH SR.: While not entirely false, the narrative is exceedingly cherry-picked, to draw a faux conclusion. While it is true that the documents in question were temporarily stored at what once was a FORMER bowling alley and Chinese restaurant in Texas, those temporary facilities, according to the National Archives and Records Administration (AKA: NARA), “met strict archival and security standards, and have been managed and staffed exclusively by NARA employees”.

NARA has also stated that; “Reports that indicate or imply that those Presidential records were in the possession of the former Presidents or their representatives, after they left office, or that the records were housed in substandard conditions, are false and misleading,”

Furthermore, NARA also automatically assumes the physical and legal custody of all Presidential records, and did so, not only for Bush Sr, but for the administrations of Reagan, Bush Jr, Clinton, and Obama, as well. In short, said records were never in Bush’s possession after he left office, and it continued to be that way, until while his Presidential Library was finally built.

BILL CLINTON: Once again, this is patently false, and it’s also a prime example of how her undertaking two minutes of actual research could save Harshbarger and her family, from the scourge of public embarrassment. In November of 1997, it was reported that employees of a Little Rock junkyard discovered in the trunk of an abandoned car, a rotting collection of files that included a check written in NINETEEN EIGHTY-TWO, payable to Bill Clinton from Madison Guaranty Savings & Loan.

For those of you who can read a calendar, that’s ELEVEN YEARS BEFORE he became President., and the records weren’t even his, as they originally belonged to the former owner of Madison Guaranty Savings & Loan, an individual by the name of James B. McDougal. The check, according to one person who has seen it, was discovered as workers were preparing to crush the car, which had been initially junked in NINETEEN-EIGHTY-SEVEN.

So, NOT records of a presidential nature, NOT his property or under his central to begin with, and NOT (technically) found in an abandoned trunk located inside a car dealership, either. And just how long did it take me for me to find this relevant information, you may ask? In less time than it took for Harshbarger to swallow the bullshit story concerning it:

For fuck’s sake lady. If you get any dumber, you’re gonna have a bright future ahead of you serving as an honorary doorstep for whatever mental care facility that one day, your family will happily leave you behind at. And this brings us to the person that the GQP regards as the ultimate in bogeymen, mainly because he’s both Black and far better respected than their mango-man-child ever was, or could ever hope to be.

BARRACK OBAMA: Christ, this is getting old. While it is true that the documents in question were temporarily stored at what once was a FORMER furniture store, media outlets widely reported on what the use of the facility would be in the future, clearly notating that the records stored there would be held under the protective overview of NARA, until the Barack Obama Presidential Center was finally complete.

DONALD TRUMP: Truly, the amount of cognitive dissonance that it took to construct this fantasy as defense is impressive, by any standard. First, Mar-a-Lagi is not a private home”. Its s a highly porous security nightmare, as evidenced by both the sheer number of infiltrators and sanctuary breaches that have been occurring since before Trump was shamedly elected president.

Not only did he repeatedly claim for over a year that he did not have the documents in his illegal possession, an assertion proven beyond false after an unprecedented raid conducted by the FBI, he routinely moved the records multiple times as well, in a deliberate bid to avoid their detection by the involved authorities. An action BTW, that was hilariously caught on his own security cameras, no less.,

And aside from the uncontested fact that he knowingly broke numerous laws in relation to the LONG-ESTABLISHED POLICIES and SUPREME AUTHORITY of NARA, there were also no Secret Service protocols set in place to protect same said documents, either.

Unless of course, Harshbarger ever the delusionally sycophantic and woefully stupid loon, considers the eventually discovered locations where Trump carelessly stored said documents, as being akin to what the exacting standards set forth by NARA demand:

If this is what Harshbarger truly contemplates as a “secured area”, then you’ll understand just why I get the feeling that you can break into her house using nothing more than a paper clip and the unbridled optimism of a four-year-old wearing a Superman cape. But there’s still one last shred of Neocon dumbassery to dissect, so let’s get to it, shall we?

Interesting how it’s fine if not dandy for Trump to keep his stolen booty in a bathroom and a ballroom that’s easily accessible, but Joe Biden accidentally being in possession of the same, is nothing kiss than an act of treason, to Harshbarger’s functionally illiterate way of thinking.

Biden by the way, also has a full secret service detail at his home, but I notice that dense applied to Trump as a disgraced president, finds no equality if purchase, when it comes to the issue facing the currently sitting one. Strange, that. And 100% not hypocritical at all, by any utilized standard, I’m sure

But let’s get to the specifics; for unlike Trump who stonewalled NARA for a year with lies, deflection, and ultimately a refusal to willingly hand over that which he had no right to legally possess, a display of characteristic arrogance that led directly to an FBI raid upon his allegorical Xanadu.

Biden in contrast, immediately contacted bath NARA and the DOJ when the cache in his home and a satellite office were discovered, and more importantly, he openly cooperated with same said authorities to search for any additional materials that might have been still in his possession.

And while Harshbarger can crow about how Trump “declassified” all that which was found at his 10K-gilded temple of personal tackiness, he did not, and could not, as a caught-on-tape conversation from July of 2021 proved, using Trump’s own words:

So, not only was Harshbarger’s very stable genius captured openly admitting to a crime, he may have committed a few new ones as well, by showing the writers that he was talking to a cache of classified documents that they weren’t authorized to see, and as noted earlier, that he wasn’t allowed to be in proprietorship of.

But please Debbie, tell us more about the walking secured citadel that is Donald J Trumps home.

The lauded astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson once opined that; “If you want to assert a truth, first make sure it’s not just an opinion that you desperately want to be true”, say for instance, like never presenting a fact-based argument that hasn’t been selectively cherry-picked to within an inch of its proverbial life, as we all just saw Harshbarger do.

I honestly believe that if she ever found herself forced to argue her ignorance using only the resource of verified actualities, instead of the poached memes that she relies on ever so heavily, not only would said debate be over in less time than it takes her to embarrass herself online, its immediate effect would cause us all to erroneously discern that she’s a deaf-mute, as well. In essence and deed;

And that’s me being unnecessarily charitable, yet again. Don’t get me wrong, for while it’s patently obvious just how much I do enjoy filleting the truly intellectually bereft among us, even I have a limit as to how much of said density that I can safely absorb in one go. And if Harshbarger should be regarded for anything, it’s her ability to disseminate mass-produced falsehoods at a rate that even QAnon would be envious of.

Speaking only for myself, I haven’t a clue as to what it must be like to wander through this world entire, spouting insidious inanity in the manner of an insane sage, but then again, I also didn’t swear willingly blind allegiance to a fascistic cult leader, either. And yes, I do have proof of concept, courtesy of Harshbarger’s own mental misfirings:

Now, I’m not going to wade through this first meme, due to the specifically selective cherry-picking of its false narratives, but I will say a few words nevertheless, about the tone of the gibberish posted within it.

When your role model/man-crush is a self-admitted and legally convicted assaulter of women, a serial liar, a lecherous adulterer, an unrepentant con-man, and a father who publicly talked about wanting to BANG HIS OWN DAUGHTER on national television, and who also openly praised our enemies, insulted our veterans, our war wounded, and our POW’s, then perhaps it would be best for all concerned if you just shut the fuck about anything that requires the merest modicum of intelligence, if only for a while.

Please keep in mind if you would, that’s not even close to the comprehensive list of Trump’s other crimes and various charges, which also include two impeachments as CIC, seventy-one felony counts, the fomenting of an act of insurrection against the United States, which took place right before he consistently started admitting literally non-stop via all the known media forms, to actions that typically have been covered if not prosecuted, under guidelines set by the Espionage Act of 1917.

And since Harshbarger mentioned Hunter Biden, should I then mention just how all of Trump’s children as well as his son in law, used the WH as both a networking hotspot, if not a cash cow? Probably not, as facts seem to be fairly toxic to Harshbarger’s displays of mental obesity. But yes Debbie… it’s Biden and his son alone, who we really need to worry about

It’s amazing how he can be both incompetent and also the most Machiavellian crime boss of the century at the same time, but what with Harshbarger being a dumbfuck and all, I’m sure this contradiction makes not only perfect sense to her, but an easy mortgage payment for the psychiatrist assigned to her, as well.

However, when it comes to the delusion inherent within the second meme, while its accounting is just as insane, it serves far better as a scroll of confession, rather than as a roll-call of revelation by any measure, as most of the partisan pablum gleaned from the Neocon pastures, tends to be. But that doesn’t mean that I still can’t have some fun shredding this garbage, now does it?

Oh Debbie… you do make this far too easy, and for that, I honestly thank you. To start us off, I’ll address her whacked out of her skull claim that the “Mainstream Media’ a term she lazily cribbed off of a bumper sticker, located on a car that was parked just outside of her church, is not only an entity of “pure evil”, but “is “all for” child trafficking, as well as the proliferation of illicit drugs because they’re “horrible perverted people”.

So sayeth the cult member, who openly supports a convicted sexual batterer, serial adulterer, procurer of prostitutes, and one who has publicly discussed the thought of “dating” his own daughter, as well as issuing a host of equally disturbing sexually-inappropriate commentary to boot, as being the only one morally worthy enough to map out the future course of our country, regardless of what fascistically dystopian direction that will most certainly be, but yeah Debbie…your assertion totally clocks.

As for the rest of your unfounded grievances, wherein you claim that the media is “defending” the following I’m about to list, please let me share my thoughts regarding the same. And as you’ve all come to expect, my take will be based on the use of facts, rather than the imaginary factors that will one day, result in Harshbarger’s being forcibly medicated.

“Child sex trafficking rings”: Would this be a bad time to remind Debbie, that it’s Trump who has the lowest rate of sex trafficking convictions in modern presidential history, and that it was the GQP in several states that killed proposed laws banning the practice of child marriage? In addition, and to a person no less, the House GQP voted against the Frederick Douglass Trafficking Victims Prevention and Protection Reauthorization Act, as well.

It probably would be an inconvenient time, as this act granted empowerment to both the Department of Homeland Security’s Angel Watch Center, as well as parents and law enforcement, in concern to trafficking and online grooming, thereby curtailing the trade of international sex tourism, while improving trafficking prevention education for children, to boot.

Something you’d think that the party of “protecting the children” could and would approve of, but when one takes into account just how many Conservative politicos have been busted for engaging in sexual acts with minors, along with possession and production of child pornography, I can see why Neocons voted against it. After all, you’re going to need those same said people to vote your way, and they can’t do that if they’re in jail, right?

“The White House becoming a Crack House”: Um, Debbie Dumbfuck? First, there’s a distinct difference between a bag of clearly planted cocaine, and the street drug named after the part of your body where you pull all of your delusional ideas out of.

Say, like being faux offended at how the WH has been “disgraced” when you seemingly had no problem when Trump repeatedly allowed his kids and son-in-law to use his presidential administration as a marketing conduit to funnel money into their businesses, or when he installed as our nations’ First Lady, his former escort/mistress/failed model/third wife who banged his ass while he was a then-still-married man, but I digress.

“Mutilating 5-year-olds bodies”: No, they’re not, as this isn’t actually happening at all, but as it has become fairly obvious to all of us that you require a specialized form of applied tolerance when it comes to your lacking the acceptance of verified Reality, I guess we’ll just have to cut you the slack that your mental illness demands that we do.

“Pornography in school libraries”: This, coming from a person who graduated grade school out of charity, high school out of the need to give her seat to a person who actually had a shot at acquiring useful intelligence, and whom only found herself eligible for a college loan, because her banker needed the money to pay off his mortgage.

Funny how all these so-called “Christians” like Harshbarger, get all faux offended regarding books talking about the LGBTQ Community, while attacking the same with a Bronze-Age fairy-tale tome which just so happens to be loaded with stories luridly depicting acts of rape, murder, sodomy, genocide, incest, and bigotry, but I digress yet again, if only for the fact that unlike Harshbarger, I actually know where my local library is.

“Imprisoning political prisoners”: Um, genius? By labeling them as “prisoners” that already implies that they’re in orison to begin with. Holy fuck, are you dumb.  

And the J6 insurrectionists are not “political prisoners”, so much as they’re domestic terrorists, and when your treasonous Oompa-Loompa finds himself sharing a cell with them, as well as a place in the history books for being the fascist traitor that he is, he won’t be classified as anything less, either.

Feel free to choke on that fact. But only whenever it’s convenient for you, of course.

“Chinese organ harvesting”: I’m sorry… who was “defending” who, again?

“The systematic destruction of our food source”: Oh yes, your party is definitely troubled by the ever-increasing issue of food shortages in America, are they not? Shame then, that their concern flows in the wrong direction:

“Racial bigotry against Whites”: Gee, wasn’t it you guys who said that racism was no longer a problem in modern-day America? That is of course, when you’re not claiming that it was a liberal-invented near-myth to begin with?

Quick question if I may: how many times exactly, have you been illegally-detained, patted-down, and wrongfully arrested by the cops, been kicked out of a store, denied a job, a promotion, or an economic opportunity, been rejected for a bank loan, or fatally shot for knocking on the wrong door, because you were White? Take all the time you need to fabricate a falsehood, as I’ll be waiting for it all week, anyway.

“The suppression of free and fair elections”: Do tell, Debbie. For I’m highly confident that your unique political insights will be fascinating in their scope, their presentation, and their stunning lack of intelligence or reality:

Yup. Nothing to see here, folks- just a peaceful group of real American Patriots violently attempting to overthrow both democracy and the Rule of Law, in order to demonstrate, with full transparency, just how the losers of a free and fair election, should handle their loss.

However, the best hypocritical feather in Harshbarger’s tin-foil cap, just has to be this last so-called “point” in her histrionic harangue, that being: “Censorship of Free Speech on social media”: Ahh… is there any other better taste than that of a free-range Conservative red herring? I’d say no, but to be fair, I, unlike Harshbarger actually comprehend just how the context of Free Speech actually works.

The First Amendment, which grants all Americans that right, states in its entirety that: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”

Read that passage again, and tell me where the words “Social Media” or any of the brand names associated with it, such as Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and YouTube, are notated. Take your time. I’m more than happy to wait, as you do. What’s that, you say? None of that is seemingly contained within? Strange, it’s almost as if the First only applies to governmental overreach, and not the agreed to rules on your part, that private companies have the legal right to enforce. No shoes, no shirt, no brain, no service, and all of that happy jazz.

Fortunately, Conservative snowflakes such as Harshbarger do have a safe place of sorts, that being Trump’s cloned Twitter knockoff, known as “Truth Social”, who he’s touted as being a repository for both truly free speech and the open exchange of ideas, albeit with a Conservative [AKA: racist, paranoid, false] twist.

And while it is true that Truth Social does endeavor to ban all sexual content and explicit language. Its terms of service also permit its moderators to ban anyone whose content is deemed, and I quote directly; “libelous, slanderous, or otherwise objectionable”, just as all the other platforms do. But when it comes to engaging in the deplorable action of outright and overreaching censorship….

… they also do that shit as well, but they do so in sole service of protecting a soon to be imprisoned criminal and traitorous fascist Whereas the other platforms, just want to make sure that people don’t swallow household bleach, racism, misogyny, and anti-LGBTQ bigotry, just because a cadre of deranged Creamsicle supporting dumbfucks suggested that doing so, was an idea worth putting into public practice.

Another facet of galling hypocrisy that Harshbarger failed to mention accidentally on purpose, is the fact that it’s currently her party banning books from school libraries that address the topics of race, human sexuality, and science, demanding that actual American History not be taught in same said schools, because it makes White people “look bad”, as the past practice of owning human beings as if they were cattle tends to do, and whose de facto ideological leader, propagates PR stunts and false claims such as these:

But yet again Debbie, it’s obviously the Liberals who do all these things, no matter how consistently Realty tells you to go fuck yourself with a cactus. Now I for one, have no idea if ignorance is truly bliss, but if it is, Harshbarger in person, must come across as being higher than Willie Nelson attending a Phish concert.

You felt the need at the end of your laundry list of lunacy to state; “Just in case you were wondering whose side they’re on”, and the answer to such is relatively simple, even for a moron like yourself: That would be America’s, Reality, Humanity, and hell, even mine, but not the one that harbors the sycophants whom your traitorous man-child would sell out in a heartbeat for the sake of his own protection.

Say, like the 1000+ domestic terrorists/idiots currently awaiting trial for storming the Capitol in his name?

Sharp-eyed readers of Harshbarger’s tripe may have noticed that a lot of the time, she plays the gambit of slandering her political adversaries as either being pedophiles, or that they’re directly engaged in protecting the abominableness of pedophilia itself. Such lowly political tactics being employed by nattering Neocons is nothing new of course, but like all new toys that Conservatives are so enamored with at first, this one found itself broken rather quickly from its extreme overuse.

As I noted earlier above, when it comes to such claims, Conservatives are far and away the party of All-Stars in this specific arena, and they know it, hence the constant deflectional use of the slur as both hefted cudgel and misdirected red-meat propaganda. And if you don’t believe me, just Google the phrase “Who has more Sex Offenders? Republicans or Democrats?”, and watch the lies of the GQP burn in real time.

But then again, when your party stifles the attempt to end the practice of child marriage, has judges that rule Mormons don’t have to report sex crimes involving children to police, and covers for the grinning-skull lechers that are Matt Gaetz and Donald Trump, I guess drawing accurate conclusions, is just rude on my part.

Harshbarger though, isn’t going to let a few pesky details based in reality screw with her worldview, because if she did, she might have to actually set aside a few moments to engage in some serious self-reflection, and at this point in her intellectual devolution, that might prove fatal: to her ignorance, and let’s be honest, it’s the only thing that she owns that she didn’t buy off of Truth Social: at a wildly inflated price:

Let me clarify this societal take by this hot mess of a human garbage pile, for those of you playing at home. When Harshbarger uses the word “Pedophile”, [or its British equivalent; “Paedophile”], she’s not so much actually describing those who are disgustingly sexually attracted to children, as she is addressing her disgust with those she disagrees with ideologically.

Let me put it this way: Conservatives use “pedophile”, much in the same way that I use the word “fuck”: it’s a noun, an adjective, and a verb, all in one convenient package that helps describe the world entire, as she so stiltedly sees it. Are you a member of the LGBTQ Community? Well then, you’re a Pedophile. Do you believe in Gay Rights? Pedophile, yet again. Are you for free school lunches, student loan forgiveness, or holding Trump accountable for his numerous crimes and attempted insurrection?

Dear mythical God, who let all these pedophiles in the room? Oh wait. My bad. Those are just the VIP guests at a GOP fundraising event. My sincerest apologies to all involved, even those that Harshbarger would vote for in an instant, as she couldn’t give a rat’s ass about the kids past the point of her using them as expedient props for her own pleasure.

Which ironically, is also how the pedophiles running rampant in her party, see them as well.

This observation aside, there’s still the matter of Harshbarger’s top ten list needing to be decorticated, so let’s get to it, in order of its collective insanity. She claims it’s the Left hat wants to hurt kids, so let’s just see how well her stack of slander holds up against the collective mass of reality.

(1) Says the person who believes that a book (as I noted earlier above) loaded with stories luridly depicting acts of rape, murder, sodomy, genocide, incest, and bigotry, is far more appreciate to expose impressionable children to as the unquestionable guide to inherent morality, but sure, Jan

(2) Gee, the last time I checked, drag queens weren’t the ones maintaining and defending child marriage, trafficking in child pornography, and engaging in sexual relations with them. As the data proves, that’s your side of the fence, lady. I think what you’re really mad about is that most frag queens are far better at passing as an actual woman then you’ve ever been, and unlike you, they can actually read books that don’t require pictures.

3) Somedays, I feel really bad for the ever-screaming voices forever trapped within that imploded void you wittily call your brain. No one is “teaching” gender fluidity to kids, you absolute freaking horror show masquerading poorly as a human, but they are teaching respect for those who are different than them, and that’s what you really hate. For after all, you can’t play the victim without a scapegoat, now can you?

4) As is her way, Harshbarger introduces a real thing, that being “porn literacy”, but then fails to explain it accurately in order to disingenuously stoke the fires of fear surrounding the ignorance regarding what it actually is. Because whether or not Harshbarger wants to admit it, teenagers are now easily viewing content that was once only available to adults alone, and the aftereffects of such are desensitizing at its best, and psychologically damaging at their worst.

In a nutshell, given the ease of online access to pornography, the disciplines of child psychologists and public health experts joined forces to introduce the concept of the aforementioned “porn literacy” teaching aids, which were designed to encourage teenagers to think critically about pornography and its societal impact, with the end goal of fully neutralizing the harmful unconstructiveness that pornographic publishing imparts to its sexually immature viewers.

In my day, we had Playboy, and that was it. Today’s teens have hardcore-themed websites to take their sexual cues from, and by that comparison, it makes our hidden from our parent’s centerfold reserves look like a Norman Rockwell calendar. Now, while it is true that the scientific indicators are unsettled regarding the long-term effects that such imagery imposes upon the psyche, it is safe to say that much of the content porn offers up, definitely alters just how youth processes the aspects of acceptable abuse towards women, that porn tends to lionize.

Honestly, I have no idea why Harshbarger is so offended by this. I mean, possessing prior knowledge about porn stars will come in super handy when these kids are being taught about Trump and his numerous financial contributions to their collective work for a charity that services the needs of married men like himself.

5) Please reread what I wrote for number three, and realize that as you do, Harshbarger is out there in the world, claiming to be well- informed, despite all proven evidence to the contrary. And even more worrisome, she’s allowed unfettered access to cars, stabby things, household chemicals, and the voting booth.

6) Oh Debbie… I’m not sure what’s sadder here- the fact that you believe this crap, or that you think that you need be the oracle of paranoic misinformation that shares it with others. Foer as the ACTUAL data clearly states, gender-reassignment surgery is exceedingly rare in patients under the age of 18, due to the fact that such are irreversible and come with a host of complected risk factors.

Say, such as having to deal with willingly uniformed bigoted maroons like yourself, long after the procedure has been successfully performed, for instance.

Not only is your assertion blatantly false, easily disproven, and completely insane, as its 100% driven by your hateful ignorance, it also goes to highlight once more, that while you could do the research necessary to form a truly conversant opinion, you’d rather not, because the act of critical thinking is ostensibly quite the chore for you.

After all, it’s not like you’ve invested a great deal of time and/or practice, engaging in the act of doing it.

7) Um, Sweetie? Where in the hell do you think Transpeople have been going to the bathroom since the beginning of bathrooms? And considering the collected data that Transgender teens face a far higher risk of being sexually assaulted within a bathroom than your average kid ever will, kindly do us all a favor, and shut the fuck up about the mythically irrelevant.

8) The facts, or as Harshbarger calls them; “Liberal lies”. The data that concerns the rates of conviction accrued by the Center for Sex Offender Management, which is underwritten by the DOJ, indicates that while sadly only one in nine pedophiles is ever caught and prosecuted, it also suggests that pedophiles who have been released, are far less likely to reoffend with new crimes. That is, when compared to other types of criminals within the general prison population, as a whole.

Keep in mind, that the ones currently in prison are no longer a culpable risk to society, but those eight who got away clean and whom are still wandering around, sure as hell are. But not in the way that Harshbarger falsely implies, as most pedophiliac acts are committed by immediate members of the victim’s family, or persons with intimate ties to the same, versus a boogeyman lurking at the edges of a children’s school playground.

As I’ve already noted, the act of slanderously calling someone a “pedophile” without proof, plays into a standard GQP tactic- create an imaginary problem, stoke the fear of it via mass media, allow it to reach a fever pitch, and then just before said fever breaks, step forward and announce that only you, your ideology, or your party is the only solution to “: solving” it.

And if you can score serious points against your political adversaries whole painting them as being complicit to the mass panic that you’ve created from a nugget of actuality, so much the better. So, as much you may hate to hear this, my delusional dingbat, democrats aren’t “softening” prison sentences for those who rape ad exploit children, nor are they granting them the unchecked ability to do so.

But do you know who actively is? Take a wild guess:

I’ve heard of the fox guarding the hen-house, but never have I heard of the chicken-hawk doing so. But it dies make sense, as most predators don’t want competition in regards to their food source. As I earlier said Debbie: kindly do us all a favor, and shut the fuck up about the mythically irrelevant.

9) There seems to be a definitive pattern emerging here, but I’m sure that it’s just another one of those coincidences that Debbie so conveniently overlooks while ranting about Democrats. Sorry, I meant to say “Demonrats”, I only to keep her verbiage accurate. Of course, it must be, because otherwise, she’d be a fucking hypocrite, and mythical Lord knows just how much she’d hate being perceived as that.

Well, would you look at that, Debbie? It appears that your party is unashamedly talking about wanting the legal right to fuck kids… AGAIN. But I’m sorry, you were trying to warn us all about the “pedophile agenda”, and I’d hate to be the one that reminded you that your side of the ideological fence gives the impression that it produces child predators at nearly the same rate that Chinese factories produce U-phones.

10) Do you mean to declare that this alleged derision is being publicly presented in the same manner of how you so hatefully dismiss and demonize the LGBTQ Community, or anyone else who dares disagree with you as they point out your partisan-based insanity, Debbie? Because if so, I can understand how that might raw-rub your ridiculous rhubarb something fierce.

Strange that when a parent shows up at a school board meeting with the same list of fabricated “concerns” that you presented, they generally get laughed right out of the room, huh? But you are right, this is “scary”. However, that fear is based on the fact that you’re openly allowed to walk around unmedicated.

10) Do you mean to declare that this alleged derision is being publicly presented in the same manner of how you so hatefully dismiss and demonize the LGBTQ Community, or anyone else who dares disagree with you as they point out your partisan-based insanity, Debbie? Because if so, I can understand how that might raw-rub your ridiculous rhubarb something fierce.

Strange that when a parent shows up at a school board meeting with the same list of fabricated “concerns” that you presented, they generally get laughed right out of the room, huh? But you are right, this is “scary”. However, that fear is based on the fact that you’re openly allowed to walk around completely unmedicated.

Having you lecture anyone about anything, is akin to asking Jeffrey Dahmer to plan an African-themed dinner party, hiring Ted Bundy as a speed-dating event organizer, or appointing John Wayne Gacy to serve as a High School shop teacher. Sure, you could do all of that, but is it a good idea to begin with?

I’d say “oh hell no”, given all of the empirical evidence that’s readily available, even to someone as dimwitted as Harshbarger, but regardless of this deduction of mine based on well… everything, she still insists that she knows who’s at fault for all of the fantastical conspiracies that form the nucleus of her societal identity:

Sigh… does anybody else get the feeling that when Harshbarger plays the classic board game “Clue”, she thinks that the murderer was the candlestick, who was manipulated by wokeism into killing the lead pipe under the influence of the insidious Liberal mastermind, Professor Plum? I’m kidding of course, as I doubt that Harshbarger has ever once played the game “Clue”, much less ever possessing one to begin with.

Despite the fact that she blames Liberals [with no proof] for all of the things her party is certifiably doing alone, despite the fact that she won’t call out the obvious hypocrisy in her party as well as her own, and despite the fact that she’s gone so far down the metaphorical rabbit-hole that she can see Beijing from her current location, Harshbarger is still resolute about protecting all of the children in sight.

So unyielding is her determination to end the horror of child trafficking, she makes it a point to post abut it frequently, as bath a means to educate us all in regards to the issue, as she pats herself on the back for doing so. Shame then, that almost every time that she does, she almost immediately negates what she just said about offering concern and protection, by uttering the exact opposite of extending such:

Debbie Nowicki Harshbarger, everyone. Christian. American. Pro-Lifer. Mother. Grandmother. And indubitably, the ultimate protector of innocent children, so long as they’re White. I’m sorry. That was rude of me. Maybe Harshbarger’s reluctance to help o even follow the most minor tenets of her thin-as-wet-tissue-paper faith, isn’t because she’s a racist, but because she’s a flaming hypocrite, instead.

Why do I say this? Well, it’s simple really. You would think that if she really cared about keeping kids safe from pedophiles and the like, then she wouldn’t post yet again, memes that contradict what she claims to openly believe:

At the time of this writing, gun violence in America is the NUMBER ONE KILLER of its children.

Not books about race, American history, or human sexuality. Nor Gays, Lesbians, Transpeople or Drag Queens, either. Not social media. Not “wokeism”. Not the “Barbie” movie. Not MSNBC, CNN, ABC, or CBS, Not Democrats. Not the imaginary Deep State. Not Obama. Not Biden. And not Abortion, as well.

In short, IT’S THE FUCKING GUNS, the relatively unfettered access to guns, and the willingness of morons like Harshbarger who’ve make peace with the sacrifice of our kids for the 2A’s continued existence. Funny how in one moment, these same said teachers are being slurred by Neocons as “indoctrinating” their kids for teaching them verified reality, and in the next, having it demanded of them that they willingly face death to protect the brood of those who despise education.

Shockingly, most teachers didn’t [and don’t] want to sign up for this insane fever-dream of irresponsibility, because all they want to do is teach the next generation, if only in the hope that they don’t turn out half as stupid as Debbie so clearly did.

Hence, the reason why, she deliberately amalgamates the scourge of school mass shootings with the disparate personal healthcare decision that is Abortion. Neither has a thing to do with the other, and Debbie Dumbass here, most certainly knows that. But as she can’t successfully defend either position, muddying the waters in relation to both, is the only option that she has.

The born share no commonalities to the unborn, as at the time when the majority of legal abortions are performed, the fetus cannot survive outside the body to begin with. In fact, here’s the definition that defines them: “Fetus: a developing human from usually two months after conception to birth.” Followed by. “Baby: a very young child, especially one that has not yet begun to walk or talk.”:

Interestingly, even the sociopathic deity whose edicts Harshbarger steadfastly ignores, hadn’t weighed in on it, either. Sort of. For in Genesis 2:7, the passage reads; “And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.”

Ergo, Man does not exist until he takes his first unassisted breath, and at the time abortion is undertaken, the so-called “baby” who isn’t actually one until he’s born, isn’t capable of doing so. But as it is with anything that Harshbarger sets her battered in a blender brain to pathologically obsess over, she just can’t let go of yet another golden opportunity to embarrass herself, by inadvertently owning herself:

As the politico Madeleine Albright once said; “There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help each other”, and if such is even half true, then let me assure you all, that Harshbarger will find herself turning on Satan’s spit with a pineapple shoved up inside the place where a stick was once so prominently lodged, for all of eternity.

Why do I say this? Well, it’s partially due to Harshbarger’s false belief that she [or any other person for that matter] has the right to tell persons unknown, what they can do with their own bodies, especially when she belongs to the party that refused to get vaccinated for the greater good, using the argument of their own inviolable body autonomy, to serve as their claim of cause.

In addition, her inference that unmarried women voted Democrat solely because they valued the right to abortion access over that of being genuinely concerned about the other mostly GOP-fueled societal concerns listed, is nothing less than a red herring utilized as misogynistic misdirection on Harshbarger’s part.

For not only do women want (and deserve) the right to be in control of their own personal healthcare decisions, but as it turns out, they also didn’t want to vote for the one party that marginalizes the acts of sexual assault inflicted against them, that devalues their cultural worth, that demands that they willingly serve as mindless breeders, and which does everything in its power that it can do, to turn them into Stepford Wives.

Who could have seen that coming? Except of course, for:

Speaking only for myself as I often do, if Harshbarger views her fellow women as being nothing less than selfish for wanting to be the ones that make their own decisions as to what works best for their own lives, then I can only assume that the last time she offered up an opinion of any merit, was probably when she dutifully uttered the words “I do”, to her new owner/husband.

It’s 2023, Debbie. Women are actually allowed to do whatever the fuck they want to do now. Sorry that you didn’t the news in regards to this. But to be fair, nobody sends faxes, carrier pigeons, smoke signals, or uses cuneiform tablets as a means to deliver such messages anymore.

As you’ve come to expect from our resident mental midget, the “banning abortion save lives” argument that Harshbarger weakly tires to make, is complete bullshit across the board. Despite all the GQP’s and this second meme’s talk about wanting to “save” or “protect” the children that they themselves will never willingly bear the responsibility of having to do in either regard, they persist in this fantasy nonetheless, using abortion as a cudgel to stifle open debate.

And if you think I’m being overly simplistic or too harsh, then answer me this question: if you really want to protect children by giving them the best shot at achieving their goals, is this the way to go about it?

The party of child bride enablers, rampant misogynists, alleged sex traffickers, whom are all led by a self-admitted and recently convicted abuser of women, wants to protect life by forcing it upon a child who isn’t mature in either mind or body to do so, long before they can legally drink, vote, drive, hold a full-time job, or give consent.  Yup… if that just doesn’t scream “Pro-Life” at you, then I don’t know what else does.

An observation of mine that the GQP all by themselves, provides more than the adequate ultimate proof for:

And this mind you, is before you factor in just how ardently the GQP has been in its attempts to permanently eliminate food aid programs, pre-natal care assistance via clinical providers such Planned Parenthood, affordable healthcare, subsidized housing, and a host of other social aid programs targeted to help the kids that they want born, but not actually supported financially.

And let us not forget all of their vile rhetoric regarding their demonization of single mothers and their “welfare babies”, either. Nevertheless, Debbie knows who REALLY hates women in the long run, and surprise, surprise…

… it has nothing to do with the well-documented realty that I just presented to you:

Some context, if I may: The PWGSA makes it a violation of federal law for a recipient of federal funds who operates, sponsors, or facilitates athletic programs or activities to permit a person whose sex is male, to participate in an athletic program or activity that is designated for women or girls.

In other words, the continuously hate -mongering GQP, looked at the same list of societal issues that Harshbarger tried to weaponize for her abortion-based deflection, and said;” Nope… Transpeople playing softball is the most important issue of the day that we need to address. That other stuff? It can wait.”

So, Democrats “hate” women, Debbie?

The party that fights for them to have sole possession of their own body autonomy, “hates” women. The party that fights for them to be paid the same as men doing the same job, “hates” women. The party that fights for their right to be granted a fairly compensated maternity leave, “hates” women. The party that fights for their right to not be governed by men who think that miscarriages should be prosecuted as if they were premeditated murders, hates” women.

Therefore, and by comparison of their specific actions, Conservatives must “love” women, and because of that love, want to “protect” women and girls. Am I getting that right? I only ask, because judging from all of the evidence that is currently available for intensive scrutiny, it seems to indicate quite the opposite:

Man, oh man, if I’m exposed to any more of this GQP “love”, I might find myself at severe risk of catching an STD. Or as it’s known in the well-infirmed circles of Liberalism, a Shithead Trumper’s Delusions”. If this is what the GQP base considers “protection”, I’d really hate to see what their concept of “endangerment” is.

Still, I’m fairly confident that it involves the slandering of a demographic that they don’t like, as being the “real” villains of the crisis that they themselves created. I do like how Harshbarger esteems Trans-athletes as being a “danger” to women and girls, simply because they engage in sports activities.

But as she’s a well-established advocate for fostering anti-LGBTQ advocate hate, I guess that I can’t be too surprised at her glee in sharing this latest hand-grenade of mediocre thought that she lobbed. And even better, it meshes perfectly with this GQP land-mine that she so disingenuously forgot to mention:

In case you didn’t know, the Violence Against Women Act (AKA; “VAWA”) first signed in to law by the-president Bill Clinton, created and financially supports, a wide-ranging and cost-effective response to the issue of domestic violence, sexual assault, dating violence and stalking.

So naturally of course, the GQP voted against it, because these concerns pale in comparison to the fact that Marcus now Marcie, has a wicked fast-ball.  Nevertheless, we all need to remember that it’s the Democrats who “hate” women, because Harshbarger’s meme says so.

Rampant hypocrisy, willful ignorance, unbridled hateful bigotry, institutional misogyny, cowardly racism, and unhinged paranoia may not necessarily be a Conservative value alone, but they certainly seem to engage in it far better, if not more consistently, than anyone else.

And when it comes to expressing those qualities, Harshbarger is truly the odious Olympian in regards to its presentation. Think of her as the Michael Phelps of Pigheadedness, the Tiger Woods of Temper Tantrums, the Bruce Jenner of Jackassery, and most assuredly, the Nadia Comănec of being an absolute Cunt.

I’m sorry. That was truly rude of me to call Harshbarger a “C U Next Tuesday” just because she seems to encapsulate all the vile qualities of one, As the term references the crudest of street-level vernacular to describe a vagina, applying it to Harshbarger is widely inappropriate on my part, for unlike a vagina, Harshbarger lacks the warmth, the appeal, and the depth that makes such, as popular as it is.

Not to mention that if a vagina ever managed to achieve independent sentience, I’m certain it wouldn’t post stupid bullshit like this: But what do I know? I’m just a dumb “Demonrat” after all, and maybe whereas Harshbarger is concerned, she perceives posting self-owing hypocrisy as being nothing less than politically proactive. Well, that, or she’s off her meds again, in which case, I hope it all works out in the end:

Gee, we’re the ones that went “Full NAZI”, and yet, we call you guys “extremists”? I can’t imagine why that is:

Oh wait… I remember now.

So nice by the way, to see that a possible grandmother and hopefully future resident of a secured rubber room all of her own, is openly laughing at the concept of American journalists being murdered wholesale, just because they did their jobs and dared to write about everything that Trump says, posts, or illegally attempts to do. Truly, a champion for both Free Speech, if not the Rule of Law.

In addition, the optics of saying that you’re a “Woman for Trump”, is akin to saying that you’re a “Horse for Glue”, a “Teenager for Gaetz”, or a “Sex Worker for, Jack the Ripper”. Call me crazy, but I’d like to believe that most women would tend to think that giving an unabashedly misogynist, self-admitted convicted serial abuser of women, any form of legislative power over them, as being a “bad” thing.

I know, I know, I’m ever so weird. As I start to wrap up what I hope will be the last time that I ever have to scribe at length about this vehemently hateful bitch, I’d like to offer up a brief recap of what we’ve learned about Hershberger’s POV, thanks to her graciousness in consistently posting her abominable ignorance to the world entire.

Here goes: Democrat-run government offering equal rights, opportunities, and inclusivity to all, is “Bad”, Republican-run government that engages in racism, anti-LGBTQ hate, misogyny and wants to track women’s menstrual cycles, is “Good”.

Democrats are the godless party of sex-traffickers and Pedophiles. Republicans, who’ve actually been convicted of those crimes and who are led by a rapist, are paragons of moral piety, because they’re “Christians” in the same way that I’m married to Milla Jovovich.

The FBI and DOJ have been dishonorably “weaponized” against Donald Trump due to his long list of crimes which “aren’t” actually “crimes”, but if they’d just go after Hillary, Obama, and Biden for wrongdoings that GQP literally made up, then they’d be cool again, so far as Neocons are concerned.

Hunter and Joe Biden are “evil”. Hillary and Bill Clinton are “evil”. Liberals are “evil” Obama is “evil”. George Soros is “evil”. The LGBTQ Community is not only “evil” but are also “groomers” and “pedophiles” as well. Talking about actual American History, human sexual development, or that Civil Rights apply to all Americans, is… you guessed it- “evil” as well.

And as an added bonus, while she routinely slanders Transpeople as suffering from a mental illness, she proudly deems that seeking “guidance” from, and “talking” to, an imaginary and wholly sociopathic false deity, as being a perfectly sane thing to do. Just saying.

Also, conspiracy theories are better than facts, the adversarial Media lies but her side doesn’t, and oh yeah… Trump didn’t “steal” those classified documents, as they were planted by the Deep State/the Illuminati/ the FBI, and even though they were placed there by the Left, he had totally declassified them using only his brilliant mind, prior to the FBI raid.

The same sharp mind I might add, that was responsible for his believing that mocking a disabled reporter doing one of his ego-stroking rallies, made him look both” tough” and “presidential”, versus it just certifying that at best, he’s an ignorantly pompous jackass:

This vileness of inhumane behavior aside, I do have to wonder just how does Harshbarger honestly feels about the mango-man-crush that she adores so much, being without question, the most corrupt, cringe-inducing, incompetent, treasonous, and cowardly Commander-In-Chief that this country has ever been cursed with.

Seriously, how does she handle knowing that he went around and swooningly praised dictators, insulted our military and its veterans, allowed thousands of Americans to die from a Pandemic that he failed to manage, embarrassed our country on the world stage, thereby damaging our relationships with our allies, bragged about sexually assaulting women, and then was later convicted for such, as he attempted to overthrow our democracy?

That of course, occurring just before he was hit with SEVENTY-ONE FELONY CHARGES, the first and only, American president to be so. Apparently, all of that shit is totally cool in her book. One that I can only assume, resembles a coloring book that’s already been pre-colored-in.

As I said earlier, rampant hypocrisy, willful ignorance, unbridled hateful bigotry, institutional misogyny, cowardly racism, and unhinged paranoia may not necessarily be a Conservative value alone, but man does Harshbarger kill it, when it comes to putting all of it into play.

It’s been documented in detail throughout this tri-story arc, just how Harshbarger, along with being an unrepentant anti-LGBTQ Bigot, a delusional advocate of conspiracy theory, and a person I wouldn’t trust not to hurt herself using a butter knife made out of NERF, is also a fully histrionic harpy of hypocrisy, but before I raze this section of Wasteland, salt the earth, and then cover it with ten feet of concrete and a shopping mall, I’d like to share some last shreds of her disingenuousness with you all.

Kicking us off, we’ll start with Harshbarger’s penchant for posting positive reaffirmations about being and believing in yourself, in which you’ll see, that not only are they triple-dipped in the treacliest of saccharine, they’re also conditionally applied depending on who wants to actually apply them:

Damn, I so do love hypocrites- flawlessly great at dispensing unwanted, unwarranted, and unasked for advice, while still managing somehow to go 100% out of their way, to ignore any self-reflection concerning it. And as you’d expect, she not only continues engaging in such, she doubles down in doing so:

“Stop replacing real women”, says the anti-abortion law supporting, rapist-leader worshipping, sociopathically obsessed with other people’s genitalia freakazoid, who thinks that DUTCH women losing their spot in a DUTCH beauty pageant, is the central issue that “real” women worldwide are the most truly concerned about these days. Shame then for the hateful harpy that is Harshbarger, that such is not the case in the Netherlands itself.

For not only does the Netherlands possess some of the most expansive civil rights in the world for its LGBTQ citizens, but the concept of same-sex sexual activity was legalized way back in the year 1811, with its age of sexual consent legislative equivalence adjudicated in 1971. There is also a ban on discrimination based on sexual orientation in regards to their military, employment, housing, and public accommodations, to boot.

In addition, registered same-sex partnerships benefits were granted in 1998, same-sex marriage was legalized in 2001, [the Netherlands being the first country in the world to do so] and inn 2019, this legal protection was extended to include discrimination based on gender identity, gender expression and characteristics commonly associated with either gender.

And in move sure to piss off dipshits like Harshbarger, same-sex joint & stepchild adoption is legal as well. Not to mention, unlike the conservative cesspool that America has failed to stanch in its overflowing into our government, current censuses have revealed that over 90% of the Dutch population support same-sex marriage.

Amsterdam is consistently lauded as being one of the most LGBT-friendly cities in the world, with numerous LGBTQ-friendly amenities, as well as being the home of the Homomonument, which was designed by Amsterdam-born artist Karin Daan in 1979, and completed in 1987, which openly commemorates homosexuals who were persecuted and killed during World War Two. Or as Harshbarger ever the Christian, would most certainly put it; “judged by Gids for their sins”.

I don’t know what’s worse: Harshbarger’s lack of basic human empathy in regards to the issues and tribulations afflicting the LGBTQ Community, or my feeling that she would view the Homomonument with a sense of sadness that the Demographic of the Pink Triangle survived to thrive, versus being horrified that they were subject to the Holocaust in the same manner that the Jewish people were, albeit with a smaller casualty rate.

And no… I’m never going to apologize for that correlation relating to her lack of humanity. EVER. Because if there ever comes a sad day when the Netherlands has to play host to Harshbarger, the people there will undoubtedly be just as appalled by her as I currently am.

Let us not forget that over the course of several disparate screeds as well as the singular trio that comprises her own, Harshbarger, the self-declared “Christian”, the self-declared “American patriot”, and the self-declared “human”, has without cause or proof, slandered the LGBTQ Community as being; “confused”, “demonic”, of possessing a “sexually perverted ideology”, “not normal”,” bullshit”, “godless”, “mentally ill”, “sick and disgusting”, “pure evil”, ”murderers”, ”frauds”, “indoctrinators of Satanism”, “bastards & bitches”, ”groomers”, and in a gambit all too familiar, guilty of “targeting children”.

Once again, Debbie- which political movement is it, whose duly elected representatives, promoters, and ardent supporters, are going to prison almost weekly for sexually-based crimes ranging from sex trafficking, distribution and production of child pornography, and the sexual abuse of kids? SPOILER: it isn’t my team that’s doing it, no matter how much you want it to be, you willfully ignorant cultist.

Golly geewillikers, did I use that word to describe Harshbarger, yet again? For this I simply must apologize, for as I opined above, it’s widely inappropriate on my part, for unlike a vagina, Harshbarger lacks the warmth, the appeal, and the depth that makes such, as popular as it is. Oops. My bad.

Unsurprisingly, she also lacks the ability to see the consistent strain of self-ownership that occurs every time that she decides on the basis of the advice that she receives from the voices in her head, to post her opinions about topics that don’t affect her life at all, that she knows nothing about, and which involve persons of interest that she’s obviously never heard of in the first place:

And as is usual, it’s presented to us all with what can only be charitably considered as grade-A insincerity:

Ah, yes… “Focus on your own issues before you talk about me”, says the detestable homophobe who apparently, spends all of her free time obsessing over just how she can float her bigotry upon the waters of the internet, and doing so with the allegorical ballast her ignorance provides, but please Debbie… tell us all about your unjustified sense of personal persecution.

I have an idea, and whole it may sound crazy, I’d still suggest that Debbie try it anyway:

I only say this for the fact that while I’m fairly confident that Harshbarger knows just who country star Jason Aldean is, due to his current convenience in serving as disposable cannon fodder against the imaginary scourge of “wokeness”, the odds that she has any familiarity with who pop singer Sam Smith, can only be taken as an assumption that even at its best, is a contentiously debatable point.

I’d like to call attention to the fact that even if Smith were happily married, had kids, and sang songs about Jesus, puppies, and how awesome America is, Harshbarger would still find a way to justify her libel him, because he’s openly gay. This meme isn’t about establishing who’s far more “moral”, as Aldean’s song is chock-full of implied racism, it’s just reinforcement of Harshbarger’s homophobic paranoia, and that’s it.

Next up to bat, even more proof of Harshbarger’s sense of inadvertent disassociated self-ownership:

I swear to mythical God above and/or below, that Harshbarger is not on my hand-picked team of dedicated and fairly compensated joke writers- it’s just that she so good at doing the heavy lifting for all of us, she’s sort of become our unofficial office mascot for her dazzling ability to remain ironically clueless. I liken it to being the unintentional owner of a mentally-challenged puppy with an aptitude for asininity, if not denial.

Harshbarger’s “champion”, everyone. A demagogue facing seventy-one criminal charges, with more certainly on the way. Two presidential impeachments. Two failed marriages, with a third in the works. A personal legacy of corruption, perversion, ignorance, incompetence, hatred, bigotry, misogyny, and cowardice, gilded in his numerous failures as a father, a husband, a leader, and a human.

If this is what Harshbarger regards as the “people’s champion” for America itself, I’m truly horrified as to what she might definitively perceive as its most feared adversary. Keeping in mind of course, that no singular American president before or hopefully since, has ever been this openly corrupt, divisive, and treasonous.

Numerous examples of which, Harshbarger has failed consistently to learn any lessons from:

As I’ve been saying, every time a Conservative opens their mouth in public or posts online, it’s as good as the intelligence that’s been acquired by bugging a confessional booth used solely by the members of Cosa Nostra. Maybe that’s why she can’t see the proverbial forest for the well-documented trees?

Well, either that, or maybe its just that she’d rather not know the reality of things, as her entire sense of self-imagined political relevance would find itself made irrelevant as an end result.

Note by the way, that at no point does Harshbarger address the issue of the gun violence murdering America’s children, because when it gets right down to it, she and her party don’t want t a cessation of the chaos, so much as she and they, want it weaponized [pun intended] to assert control. Nor does she provide one shred of credible proof regarding her asinine theories, as well.

Who, other than everyone, could ever have seen that coming?

And as a reminder, whose party is it, that’s currently seeing its adherents going to prison by the busload for abusing kids via the production and distribution of child pornography, sexual acts with children, and the rampant sex trafficking of kids? As it’s been observed, confession, deflection, dissimulation. Also known as the three fundamental founding pillars of the Neocon movement.

And nowhere is this theorem made more prevalent, than when Harshbarger clumsily neuters her social critiques with the worrisome contradictions her stereotypical rants based in lunacy, inevitably brings to the surface:

You read it here first, boys and girls. The evil progressive Left wants to “erase” women from everything, so that they can be replaced by Transgender men. And how does she know this? Well, she watched a documentary about it, of course! the problem with this batshit crazy theory of hers that she most likely gleaned form a YouTube video?

To start, a Trans-man is a man who was born as a female, but then transitioned into being a male. I’m sure you’ve already seen the issue at play here. Technically, Harshbarger should be far more concerned about Trans-women instead, but as she’s an idiot, and the “problem” itself is imaginary to begin with, I suggest that we do the truly Christian thing, and just laugh our asses off at the fact that she actually puts serious stock in believing this crap.

Those of you who steadfastly managed to read this whatever the hell its supposed to be psychotic episode to its excruciating end, will have noticed that it wraps up by claiming that what the Democrats really want to do is, and I quote directly: “ERASE WOMEN  MEN (and) ABORTION UP TO BIRTH”.

None of this is true, or even correctly punctuated to begin with, but as we’ve all seen, Harshbarger has some serious mental issues going on, so I conjecture that we should all be grateful that she’s too old and/or stupid to assert herself as a physical threat. Small favors and all that, I guess?

As to the validity of her supposed eventual defense for her displaying yet another example of ever-advancing mental degradation masquerading as a White Nationalist acid trip gone horribly awry, all I can say is this:

Let me be clear about one thing if hasn’t become apparent just quite yet.

While I do find certain aspects of Harshbarger’s paranoiac bigotry, ignorant anti-LGBTQ stance, stunning stupidity, inherent inhumanity, political ineptitude, and clinically insane faith in regards to the vilest of conspiracy theories to be a cornucopia full of Caucasian cravenness, generating a rich source of story ideas, it’s her remorseless hypocrisy that I find to be truly disgusting across the emblematic board.

It’s one thing to foster unsupported prejudices and keep them to yourself in the manner in which Society demands, if only to maintain a sense of peace among your fellow humans, but to openly spew such vulgarities while disingenuously claiming to be the opposite of that which you so clearly represent, is equal parts abominable and pathetic.

Harshbarger, within reason of course, is free to post her cyanide-laced commentary in whatever manner she chooses, as that is her undeniable Constitutional right. And even I, the most cynical of Snarks, would (and do) support her in her ongoing campaign to do just that, no matter how wretchedly hateful her said remarks are.

Partially because I believe in the concept of truly Free Speech, but also because I place seriously amused stock in the theorem that when your adversary is making a series of crucial mistakes, you really shouldn’t stop them from doing so.

Consequentialism in its purest form, and all that sappy jazz.

But it wouldn’t be me if I didn’t try to find at least one shred of hope within the fetid sewer that is her take on the inhabitants of a world that she so visibly despises. But how can I possibly achieve this goal, given Harshbarger’s seemingly never-ending confluence of intolerance, xenophobia, homophobia, Trans-hate, willing cluelessness and mentally-challenged malevolence?

The answer is simple really. I’ll let Harshbarger do it herself, for hopefully the last time:

The literal definition of hypocrisy boys and girls, as brazenly presented by one of its greatest modern-day practitioners. To quote her directly, if not randomly; “Please be happy for other people” (unless they’re Gay or Trans, that is.) “Let’s build each other up” (unless they think differently than you do) and finally; “Most of all, I would like to see our people start to care for one another” (“our” people, not “yours”).

Nevertheless, I did say that I would try to find at least one shred of hope within the fetid sewer that is Harshbarger’s take on the inhabitants of a world that she so visibly despises, and I shall. And ironically, such comes directly from Harshbarger herself, in the form of advice that for once, actually does apply to us directly, albeit comically unintentionally

Truer words have never been so eloquently spoken Debbie. And most certainly, never by you.


“Conservatives are often fond of La Rochefoucauld’s famous aphorism that ‘Hypocrisy is a tribute that vice pays to virtue,’ and so tend to downplay hypocrisy as a sin. But in the marketplace of ideas they champion, hypocrisy may yet turn out to be the deadliest – or costliest – of sins.” – Bari Weiss