Seay What? Pt. 4 (The Rainbow Deflection)

“Well, while you were in the bathroom, I sat down at this picnic table here in Bumblefug, Kentucky, and noticed that someone had carved that GOD HATES FAG, which, aside from being a grammatical nightmare, is absolutely ridiculous. So I’m changing it to ‘God Hates Baguettes.’ It’s tough to disagree with that. Everybody hates baguettes.”…
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Seay What? Pt. 3 (The Bored Identity)

“Conspiracism is always epistemic poison. this accusatory, credulous mindset, more than any individual theory, is what contributes to our epistemic crisis. it treats confirmation bias as confirmation, rumor as research, and innuendo as proof. It isolates its victims and builds their community on a foundation of sand. It falsely labels ideas and behaviors unconnected to…
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Seay What? Pt. 2 (A Jackie of all Tirades)

“An obsession is a way for damaged people to damage themselves more.” – Mark Barrowcliffe ——————————————————————- Greetings, Bitchiteers! How are we all doing today? Are we happy? Sad? Optimistic? Depressed? Or are we too busy presenting ourselves to the world entire, as being nuttier than a fifty-dollar pecan pie, and that without fail, as today’s…
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Seay What? Pt.1 (Apostle of the Asinine)

“Some stories have to be written because no one would believe the absurdity of it all.” – Shannon L. Alder ______________________________ Greetings, Bitchiteers! It is truly a lovely day out here in the high desert that is my homestead lair in southwestern New Mexico- the birds are singing, the clouds are puffy, and our Conservatives…
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Debbie Does Malice Pt.3 (The White Sepulcher)

“Imagine the people who believe such things and who are not ashamed to ignore, totally, all the patient findings of thinking minds through all the centuries since the Bible was written. And it is these ignorant people, the most uneducated, the most unimaginative, the most unthinking among us, who would make themselves the guides and…
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